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Is someone here to witness Wolverine catching feelings in 2.5 seconds? OBVI. Get the full mess on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis.
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February 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Proteus was destroyed by pure, unapologetic BUNS OF STEEL. 🍑
Colossus ended a reality-warping mutant with nothing but thigh strength and a heroic pose.
Full steel cheek carnage now live on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis.
#XMen #Colossus #MutantMess #GayXMen #BunsOfSteel #UncannyXMen128
May 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Wolverine, in the shadows, pretending this isn't the most dramatic love-at-first-sight moment he’s ever had.

Catch the full breakdown of Uncanny X-Men #118, featuring Wolverine, Mariko, and all the drama! #UncannyXMen #Wolverine #Mariko #MutantMess #comics #XMenDrama
February 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Charles Xavier, telepathic powerhouse—outwitted by a pickpocketing Storm. Uncanny X-Men #117 brings psychic battles and chaos. Catch the full breakdown this Friday at 10am!

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February 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Jean Grey meets Jason Wyngarde (and we’re all screwed) 😵‍💫. Storm takes a gut-wrenching trip to Harlem 💔, Colossus has an existential meltdown 🎭, and Scott Summers realizes he has the personality of a tax form 📑😴. Uncanny X-Men #122 chaos—full recap drops tomorrow at 10 AM!

#XMen #MutantMess #Comics
March 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Mutant drama. Psychic breakdowns. Questionable leadership. And one woman with a bob full of secrets. Welcome to Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis. Link in bio 💻🧬💅

#MutantMess #MoiraMacTaggert #XMen #TheyCallMeBob #MarvelChaos #ComicTok #PsychicDrama #TraumaBob #SoapOperaButMakeItMutants #UncannyEnergy
May 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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“Totally normal and handsome man appreciating the view. No sinister mind control plans here. Nope. Not at all. Foreshadowing? I don’t know her.”

👀✨ The drama is brewing in Uncanny X-Men #122! Dive into the mess on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis! #XMen #JeanGrey #Foreshadowing #MutantMess
March 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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🚨 LEADERSHIP 101 WITH CYCLOPS 🚨
Gaslight. Gatekeep. Optic Blast. 😎✨

Cyclops’ totally reasonable rules of leadership—because failure is never his fault. 👀🔥

📢 More mutant mess where that came from at Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis! ⬇️ #XMen #Cyclops #MutantMess

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March 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Wolverine’s on the run, but can he survive a Canadian showdown with Alpha Flight? Spoiler: It’s a hot mess. Dive into my latest post for all the mutant drama in Uncanny X-Men #120!

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The Uncanny X-Men #120: “Wanted: Wolverine! Dead or Alive.”
Wolverine’s Got a Canadian Problem... and a Fashion Emergency!
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March 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Me at the slightest whiff of psychic manipulation.

#JeanGrey #MutantMess #UncannyXMen #DarkPhoenixDrama
May 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day, Mutant Chaos Queens! 💖 My latest blog post on Uncanny X-Men #116 is live featuring dino drama, emotional meltdowns, and Storm really needing therapy (but not getting it). It’s a mess in the best way! 🌩️🦖 #XMen #MutantMess #uncanny #comics #Queersubtext
The Uncanny X-Men #116 “To Save The Savage Land”
Dinosaur Drama, Meltdown Moments, and a Goddess Who Needs Therapy!
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February 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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🚨Mutant mayhem alert!🚨 My deep dive into Uncanny X-Men #114 is LIVE! We’ve got mustaches, dinosaurs, and more daddy issues than therapy can handle. Come for the chaos, stay for the snark. 🦖✨ #XMen #UncannyXMen #Comics #MutantMess #Marvel #XMenComics #ComicBooks #RetroComics #XMenFans #LGBTQGeek
The Uncanny X-Men #114 "Desolation"
Mustaches, Dinosaurs, and Daddy Issues (Oh My)!
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February 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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🎪 MURDERWORLD IS BACK, BABY 🎪

COLOSSUS IS BRAINWASHED. STORM IS DROWNING. ARCADE IS THRIVING.

It’s traps, trauma, and tacky robots in Uncanny X-Men #124 and I am LOSING IT.

New Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis drops Friday @ 10am.

#XMen #MutantMess #BlogChaos #SomeoneHelpStorm
April 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Alpha Flight said, “You’re coming home with us,” and Wolverine said, “Over my dead body.” 😤💥 Cyclops is serving DOM TOP energy 😏, Northstar is causing problems (as he should) ✨, and Storm just casually saves the continent. 🌪️💅 The X-Men? A mess. The drama? Immaculate. 🎭🔥

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The Uncanny X-Men #121: “Shoot-Out at the Stampede”
There’s More Than a Blizzard in the Forecast…
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March 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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The moment Bobby knew… she knew. #MutantMess #XMen #BobbyDrake #JeanGrey #Overcompensating #GayTikTok #ComicTok #MutantMessAndMildPsychosis #MarvelLGBTQ #ClosetTelepathy #HeKnew #Iceman
June 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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🚨 MUTANT DRAMA ALERT 🚨

My blog, Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis, is serving up Uncanny X-Men recaps with mustaches, dinos, and daddy issues (oh my)! Kicking off with #114—read now & scream with me.

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#XMen #MutantMess #Marvel #UncannyXMen #GayNerdsUnite
February 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Enter the Savage Land, where dinosaurs, daddy issues, and homoerotic tension collide in Uncanny X-Men #115! 🦖✨ Dive into the mess. #XMen #SavageLand #MutantMess #DaddyIssues #GaySubtext #ComicRecap
The Uncanny X-Men #115 "Enter Sauron!"
Savage Land Nonsense, Daddy Issues, and the World’s Worst Airbnb!
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February 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Mystique just dropped a “maybe I’m your mom” bomb on Nightcrawler mid-brawl and vanished like a blue bisexual ghost. Storm crowned herself queen, Wolverine got told to sit, and the future? Still shady. 🌈⚔️
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The Uncanny X-Men #142 “Mind out of Time”
The Butterfly Effect but Make It Gay and Horrifying
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August 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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“I keep going back to the beginning…” and so does Uncanny X-Men #117, where we detour into Charles Xavier’s tragic origin story—psychic duels, existential crises, and bad choices included. New blog post drops 2/21/25 at 10 AM EST! #XMen #MutantMess #UncannyXMen #ProfessorX #marvel #Comics #Review
February 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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🚨 NEW POST FRIDAY @ 10 AM EST! 🚨

Arcade said, “What if Saw, but make it ✨camp✨?” and the X-Men said, “We are so tired.” 😮‍💨 Watch them fight for their lives in the world’s worst theme park!

🎪💀 #XMen #MutantMess #MurderworldMadness #ArcadeChaos #UncannyXMen #ComicRecap
March 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Kitty Pryde joins the X-Men, dodges Charles’s tragic codename attempt, and gets dubbed Sprite by Storm herself.

Meanwhile, Wolverine heads to Canada for Wendigo-punching and emotional detachment.

🪩 Blog’s live, babes.

#XMen #MutantMess #KittyPryde #Wolverine #Sprite #MarvelComics
The Uncanny X-Men #139 “Something Wicked This Way Comes!”
Kitty Pryde Enters the Chat (and Immediately Regrets It)
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July 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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💫 She died as she lived: glowing, screaming, and more powerful than God.

The X-Men go to the moon. The Shi’ar bring the drama. Jean Grey makes the ultimate choice.

🌀 Cosmic angst
🔥 Psychic chaos
🎶 Dazzler’s pick: “I’m Coming Out”
New post live now:
#XMen #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #MutantMess
The Uncanny X-Men #137 “The Fate of the Phoenix!”
She Died as She Lived: Glowing, Screaming, and More Powerful Than God --(Double issue. Double the tears. Double the blog post. You’ve been warned.)
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July 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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💥 The Uncanny X-Men #117: PSI WAR! Xavier’s ego trip, psychic battles, and Jean’s emotional exit—mutant chaos at its finest! Dive into the mess with me in my latest post now! #XMen #MutantMess #ComicRecap #PsychicWar"
The Uncanny X-Men #117: PSI WAR!
Xavier’s Ego Trip, Psychic Showdowns, and Jean’s Goodbye—Storm’s Meltdown for Flavor!
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February 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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🚨 Reality's breaking, Jean's LARPing, Moira's armed, and Cyclops is leading like a malfunctioning Roomba. Proteus said "screw physics" and the X-Men are barely hanging on. Welcome to Uncanny X-Men #126! 🌪️✨

#XMen #MutantMess #ProteusProblem #XMenFans #marvel
The Uncanny X-Men #126 “How Sharper Than a Serpent’s Tooth…”
Jean’s Lost in Horny History, Cyclops Has the Audacity, and Proteus Just Said ‘Screw Physics’
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April 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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✨Reality is unraveling, Storm is unleashing her goddess rage, and Colossus is serving shiny trauma in Edinburgh. Proteus is the chaos king, and the X-Men are barely holding it together.
New post is live on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis!
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The Uncanny X-Men #128 “The Action of the Tiger!”
Broken Realities, Emotional Casualties, and the Shiniest Ass in Comics
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May 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM