I shouldn't be surprised that mutualists have no idea how dick sucking factories work, since mutualists don't work lol
November 27, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I shouldn't be surprised that mutualists have no idea how dick sucking factories work, since mutualists don't work lol
The original libertarians understood this because they were socialists, mutualists, and anarchists.
April 29, 2026 at 12:28 PM
The original libertarians understood this because they were socialists, mutualists, and anarchists.
If anyone has the truest claim to the term "libertarian," it's mutualists (anti-authoritarian market socialists)
August 23, 2026 at 5:26 PM
If anyone has the truest claim to the term "libertarian," it's mutualists (anti-authoritarian market socialists)
centrists: “we need diversity of ideology”
me: “i agree. that’s why i’m cool with Syndicalists, Orthodox Marxists, Georgists, AnComs, Posadists, DemSocs, Leninists, Trots, Zapatistas, FALGSCs, Progressives, Egoists, Maoists, Tranarchists, Mutualists, & more”
centrists: “oh god no. we meant nazis.”
me: “i agree. that’s why i’m cool with Syndicalists, Orthodox Marxists, Georgists, AnComs, Posadists, DemSocs, Leninists, Trots, Zapatistas, FALGSCs, Progressives, Egoists, Maoists, Tranarchists, Mutualists, & more”
centrists: “oh god no. we meant nazis.”
June 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
centrists: “we need diversity of ideology”
me: “i agree. that’s why i’m cool with Syndicalists, Orthodox Marxists, Georgists, AnComs, Posadists, DemSocs, Leninists, Trots, Zapatistas, FALGSCs, Progressives, Egoists, Maoists, Tranarchists, Mutualists, & more”
centrists: “oh god no. we meant nazis.”
me: “i agree. that’s why i’m cool with Syndicalists, Orthodox Marxists, Georgists, AnComs, Posadists, DemSocs, Leninists, Trots, Zapatistas, FALGSCs, Progressives, Egoists, Maoists, Tranarchists, Mutualists, & more”
centrists: “oh god no. we meant nazis.”
1/🚨 New preprint alert! Can mutualists and pathogens co-colonise the same living plant cell and what does that do to the plant membranes that surround these microbes?
June 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
1/🚨 New preprint alert! Can mutualists and pathogens co-colonise the same living plant cell and what does that do to the plant membranes that surround these microbes?
I shouldn't be surprised that mutualists have no idea how molasses repositories work, since mutualists don't work lol
February 22, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I shouldn't be surprised that mutualists have no idea how molasses repositories work, since mutualists don't work lol
Microbial symbioses are so interesting from the pathogens to the mutualists 🧪
How do animals compensate for trait loss?
In beetles, symbiosis is a consistent strategy. Where the repeated loss of endogenous digestive enzymes is offset by functionally convergent symbioses: www.cell.com/current-biol...
Excited to share our latest, out today in @currentbiology.bsky.social!
In beetles, symbiosis is a consistent strategy. Where the repeated loss of endogenous digestive enzymes is offset by functionally convergent symbioses: www.cell.com/current-biol...
Excited to share our latest, out today in @currentbiology.bsky.social!
January 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Microbial symbioses are so interesting from the pathogens to the mutualists 🧪
I shouldn't be surprised that mutualists have no idea how train stations work, since mutualists don't work lol
August 28, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I shouldn't be surprised that mutualists have no idea how train stations work, since mutualists don't work lol
Our review is now online! Led by @soobinshin.bsky.social, we dig into the secondary metabolites shaping insect-fungus symbioses, from mutualists to parasites, and how they drive host specificity, behaviour & immunity 🐛🪲🍄🍄🟫 @thesainsburylab.bsky.social
doi.org/10.1016/j.co...
doi.org/10.1016/j.co...
September 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Our review is now online! Led by @soobinshin.bsky.social, we dig into the secondary metabolites shaping insect-fungus symbioses, from mutualists to parasites, and how they drive host specificity, behaviour & immunity 🐛🪲🍄🍄🟫 @thesainsburylab.bsky.social
doi.org/10.1016/j.co...
doi.org/10.1016/j.co...
I shouldn't be surprised that mutualists have no idea how widget factories work, since mutualists don't work lol
July 2, 2026 at 12:25 PM
I shouldn't be surprised that mutualists have no idea how widget factories work, since mutualists don't work lol
Labeling chambers are up and running so these dual-mycorrhizal plants are incorporating 13-CO2 to measure how much they give their fungal mutualists
June 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Labeling chambers are up and running so these dual-mycorrhizal plants are incorporating 13-CO2 to measure how much they give their fungal mutualists
There are two species of billionaires: mutualists and parasites.
We reward mutualists for giving humanity art that heals and science that strengthens.
Parasites suck out our vitality merely to engorge themselves.
We not only let our parasites feed, we perversely praise them for their corpulence.
We reward mutualists for giving humanity art that heals and science that strengthens.
Parasites suck out our vitality merely to engorge themselves.
We not only let our parasites feed, we perversely praise them for their corpulence.
February 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
There are two species of billionaires: mutualists and parasites.
We reward mutualists for giving humanity art that heals and science that strengthens.
Parasites suck out our vitality merely to engorge themselves.
We not only let our parasites feed, we perversely praise them for their corpulence.
We reward mutualists for giving humanity art that heals and science that strengthens.
Parasites suck out our vitality merely to engorge themselves.
We not only let our parasites feed, we perversely praise them for their corpulence.
Reassociation of specialist herbivores with an invasive plant selects for reduced allocation to soil mutualists
Wandong Yin, et al.
📖 nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/share/XDAEMR...
#PlantScience #herbivores #mutualists
Wandong Yin, et al.
📖 nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/share/XDAEMR...
#PlantScience #herbivores #mutualists
October 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Reassociation of specialist herbivores with an invasive plant selects for reduced allocation to soil mutualists
Wandong Yin, et al.
📖 nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/share/XDAEMR...
#PlantScience #herbivores #mutualists
Wandong Yin, et al.
📖 nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/share/XDAEMR...
#PlantScience #herbivores #mutualists
I shouldn't be surprised that mutualists have no idea how dispensaries work, since mutualists don't work lol
October 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I shouldn't be surprised that mutualists have no idea how dispensaries work, since mutualists don't work lol
I'm begging for mutualists to add an ounce of gender to their politics.
August 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I'm begging for mutualists to add an ounce of gender to their politics.
agorism is illegalism for mutualists
May 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
agorism is illegalism for mutualists
Can mutualists evolve stronger cooperation when partners keep changing? Experimental evolution in yeast shows that stable partnerships accelerate mutualistic benefits, even when they don't produce specialists. academic.oup.com/evlett/advan...
Temporal partner heterogeneity constrains the evolution of mutualistic benefits
Abstract. Evolutionary theory predicts that coevolutionary specialization between mutualistic lineages is beneficial, increasing the evolution of cooperati
academic.oup.com
September 25, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Can mutualists evolve stronger cooperation when partners keep changing? Experimental evolution in yeast shows that stable partnerships accelerate mutualistic benefits, even when they don't produce specialists. academic.oup.com/evlett/advan...
i doubt they're all bad, mutualists (like my mom) are chill. vaush and vaushites are NOT 💔
March 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
i doubt they're all bad, mutualists (like my mom) are chill. vaush and vaushites are NOT 💔
I'm begging for mutualists to add an ounce of intellectualism to their politics.
March 22, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I'm begging for mutualists to add an ounce of intellectualism to their politics.
my pathogens will become my mutualists in the microbiome of success
October 12, 2023 at 3:30 PM
my pathogens will become my mutualists in the microbiome of success
Job alert!! Join Integrative Biology at UC Berkeley. We are hiring an Assistant Professor in the area of global change biology with emphasis on the Ecology and Evolution of Host-Microbe Interactions (pathogens, mutualists, microbiomes).
aprecruit.berkeley.edu/JPF04476
aprecruit.berkeley.edu/JPF04476
Assistant Professor - Global Change Biology- Department of Integrative Biology
University of California, Berkeley is hiring. Apply now!
aprecruit.berkeley.edu
July 8, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Job alert!! Join Integrative Biology at UC Berkeley. We are hiring an Assistant Professor in the area of global change biology with emphasis on the Ecology and Evolution of Host-Microbe Interactions (pathogens, mutualists, microbiomes).
aprecruit.berkeley.edu/JPF04476
aprecruit.berkeley.edu/JPF04476
I'm begging for mutualists to add an ounce of insufficient serotonin to their politics.
November 25, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I'm begging for mutualists to add an ounce of insufficient serotonin to their politics.
I shouldn't be surprised that mutualists have no idea how lumberyards work, since mutualists don't work lol
August 25, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I shouldn't be surprised that mutualists have no idea how lumberyards work, since mutualists don't work lol
📰Published📰 Seed dispersal mechanisms modulate Janzen-Connell effects in Mediterranean forests through antagonists and mutualists
https://buff.ly/3AmXj73
🧪🌍
https://buff.ly/3AmXj73
🧪🌍
Seed dispersal mechanisms modulate Janzen-Connell effects in Mediterranean forests through antagonists and mutualists
Antonio J. Perea, Thorsten Wiegand, Jesús M. Bastida, Mariona Pajares-Murgó, Domingo Cano, Álvaro López-García, Lise C. Pomarede, Jorge Prieto-Rubio, Pedro J. Rey, José L. Garrido, Julio M. Alcánta…
buff.ly
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
📰Published📰 Seed dispersal mechanisms modulate Janzen-Connell effects in Mediterranean forests through antagonists and mutualists
https://buff.ly/3AmXj73
🧪🌍
https://buff.ly/3AmXj73
🧪🌍