Have just unblocked the bath plughole. #MyGlamorousLife
March 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Have just unblocked the bath plughole. #MyGlamorousLife
“I enjoy tackling unexpected little handyman jobs, even deeply unglamorous ones, first thing in the morning.”
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November 29, 2024 at 2:37 PM
“I enjoy tackling unexpected little handyman jobs, even deeply unglamorous ones, first thing in the morning.”
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ON THIS DAY in 1971, Pamela Courson found Doors frontman Jim Morrison dead in the bathtub of their Paris apartment. A year before, a teenaged me had watched the Doors play live at Pittsburgh Civic Arena….
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Jeffrey Zeldman Presents - The End - glamorous
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July 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
ON THIS DAY in 1971, Pamela Courson found Doors frontman Jim Morrison dead in the bathtub of their Paris apartment. A year before, a teenaged me had watched the Doors play live at Pittsburgh Civic Arena….
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zeldman.com/2026/07/03/t... #MyGlamorousLife #JimMorrison#Doors #27club #alcoholism #cops #OTD
“As if happiness is just one more Amazon delivery away.”
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My Glamorous Life: Entertaining Uncle George Jeffrey Zeldman Presents
Personal site of author, designer, Automattician, and A List Apart founder & publisher Jeffrey Zeldman. Teaching and writing about web design and web standards since 1995. Also featuring “My Glamorous...
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October 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
“As if happiness is just one more Amazon delivery away.”
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Fact: it’s easier to clean stalls in 4 degree temps because the turds are frozen solid. #FarmLife #ColdAsBalls #MyGlamorousLife
January 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Fact: it’s easier to clean stalls in 4 degree temps because the turds are frozen solid. #FarmLife #ColdAsBalls #MyGlamorousLife
Broken Blossoms
“Raising loved children is the only consistent and lasting healing some will know.”
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September 8, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Today: mixed reviews so far. Went to Sainsbury's to collect a shelf I'd ordered from Argos. The brackets were missing, so that was an immediate return. Stopped off on the way home to walk up to the farm for eggs and got a dozen so that was good.
#MyGlamorousLife
#MyGlamorousLife
February 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Today: mixed reviews so far. Went to Sainsbury's to collect a shelf I'd ordered from Argos. The brackets were missing, so that was an immediate return. Stopped off on the way home to walk up to the farm for eggs and got a dozen so that was good.
#MyGlamorousLife
#MyGlamorousLife
Jeffrey Zeldman Presents - Sometimes a cigar is a penis -
Jeffrey Zeldman Presents
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July 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Slightly after dawn, Jasper did something very smart (but also quite disgusting). Set aside your coffee and crumpets while I tell the tale.
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Lessons from Cats: Jasper’s Clever Cleanup Routine
My daughter and I have three cats—all rescues: There’s Snow White, our 16-year-old queen and my daughter’s consigliere, who, despite requiring thrice-a-week medication injections to keep her kidneys f...
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December 1, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Slightly after dawn, Jasper did something very smart (but also quite disgusting). Set aside your coffee and crumpets while I tell the tale.
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I’m not going into details but I once narrowly missed being observed by a French Navy helicopter on a garrigue-covered hillside near Eze. Missed by *seconds*.
#MyGlamorousLife
#MyGlamorousLife
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’m not going into details but I once narrowly missed being observed by a French Navy helicopter on a garrigue-covered hillside near Eze. Missed by *seconds*.
#MyGlamorousLife
#MyGlamorousLife
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
Brentford Premier Inn view of Chiswick flyover. #Myglamorouslife.
Brentford Premier Inn view of Chiswick flyover. #Myglamorouslife.
August 20, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
Brentford Premier Inn view of Chiswick flyover. #Myglamorouslife.
Brentford Premier Inn view of Chiswick flyover. #Myglamorouslife.
Today’s story is about the junior member of our feline menagerie, Jasper. Join us, won’t you?
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zeldman.com/2024/11/29/l... #MyGlamorousLife #cats #kitten #cleverness #LessonsFromCats #PetOwnership #family
Lessons from Cats: Jasper’s Clever Cleanup Routine
My daughter and I have three cats—all rescues: There’s Snow White, our 16-year-old queen and my daughter’s consigliere, who, despite requiring thrice-a-week medication injections to keep her kidneys f...
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November 29, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Today’s story is about the junior member of our feline menagerie, Jasper. Join us, won’t you?
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zeldman.com/2024/11/29/l... #MyGlamorousLife #cats #kitten #cleverness #LessonsFromCats #PetOwnership #family
My doctor sends me to Brooklyn for an abdominal aortic aneurysm screening.
A very special installment of #MyGlamorousLife.
A very special installment of #MyGlamorousLife.
The eye of God
My doctor sends me to Brooklyn for an abdominal aortic aneurysm screening. As instructed, I fast for six hours beforehand. I don’t even brush my teeth, for fear of swallowing toothpaste and screwing up the test. I war a Covid-era face mask to avoid breathing on anyone. The journey takes me to Boro Hall, a part of the city I’d not explored before.
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July 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My doctor sends me to Brooklyn for an abdominal aortic aneurysm screening.
A very special installment of #MyGlamorousLife.
A very special installment of #MyGlamorousLife.
A whinnying horse. A blaxploitation sample. A female instructor saying Chinese is the easiest language to learn. These three loud samples regularly interrupt my late-night music listening.
#MyGlamorousLife #NYC #wifi
#MyGlamorousLife #NYC #wifi
My Glamorous Life: The Unexpected Samples
If you’ve never fallen gently asleep to jazz ballads, only to sit bolt upright because a horse is shrilly whinnying in your ears, you should try it some time.
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March 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
A whinnying horse. A blaxploitation sample. A female instructor saying Chinese is the easiest language to learn. These three loud samples regularly interrupt my late-night music listening.
#MyGlamorousLife #NYC #wifi
#MyGlamorousLife #NYC #wifi
“Our teacher went away for a few minutes, then came back, crying. Her voice, when she spoke to us from the doorway, was strange.”
I Remember, Part 1
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I Remember, Part 1
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I Remember, Part 1 - Zeldman on Web and Interaction Design
Her voice, when she spoke to us from the doorway, was strange. I was in 3rd Grade. Our teacher went away for a few minutes, then came back, crying. She was a tough public school teacher of the old sch...
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October 23, 2024 at 11:01 AM
“Our teacher went away for a few minutes, then came back, crying. Her voice, when she spoke to us from the doorway, was strange.”
I Remember, Part 1
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I Remember, Part 1
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We used to live opposite Lulu’s Brown Owl. And I once went out with Engelbert Humperdinck’s cousin. #myglamorouslife
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
We used to live opposite Lulu’s Brown Owl. And I once went out with Engelbert Humperdinck’s cousin. #myglamorouslife
As I sit at my 15 year-old Ikea desk, wearing shorts, T-shirt, and flipflops, surrounded by Post-Its and frayed legal pads, I have to wonder how Twitter thinks: "Yes, inundate her with Maserati ads." #MyGlamorousLife
November 18, 2024 at 6:06 PM
As I sit at my 15 year-old Ikea desk, wearing shorts, T-shirt, and flipflops, surrounded by Post-Its and frayed legal pads, I have to wonder how Twitter thinks: "Yes, inundate her with Maserati ads." #MyGlamorousLife
November 26, 2024 at 12:18 PM
November 24, 2024 at 1:31 PM
It's Saturday night, the toddler's asleep, I've got chocolate chips, time to work on the update. #myglamorouslife
November 6, 2024 at 11:38 PM
It's Saturday night, the toddler's asleep, I've got chocolate chips, time to work on the update. #myglamorouslife
A church is a having a talent show. Guess who got called in on a day off. :) #myglamorouslife
November 27, 2024 at 1:52 AM
A church is a having a talent show. Guess who got called in on a day off. :) #myglamorouslife
Sitting in bed pondering energy fixed tariffs #MyGlamorousLife
May 11, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Sitting in bed pondering energy fixed tariffs #MyGlamorousLife
#myglamorouslife #2 view from my Canning Town Premier Inn. A must for train buffs - Jubilee line and DLR.
September 26, 2024 at 7:31 AM
#myglamorouslife #2 view from my Canning Town Premier Inn. A must for train buffs - Jubilee line and DLR.