#MyMagicDiet
#MyMagicDiet always starts on the same day. 😏
March 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
#MyMagicDiet Includes salad.
March 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
#MyMagicDiet Coke has a special adult additive!
March 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
#MyMagicDiet is pizza.
March 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Dating someone who can afford eggs #MyMagicDiet
March 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
#MyMagicDiet is lots of caffeine and willpower
March 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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AbracadaBrazilnuts
March 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Eating lots of meat #MyMagicDiet
March 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Open Sesame Seed Bun
March 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
March 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Izzy Wizzy Let's Get Biscuits
March 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
🐿️ #MyMagicDiet Is rich in good fats and protein and not as nuts as the humans.
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March 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Hey Pesto
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March 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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The Three Carb Trick
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March 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
#MyMagicDiet is Top Ramen. Less than a $1 per pack, just needs water & 3 minutes in the microwave.

[Adding cheese, chicken nuggets, tuna, or meatballs on weekends is a refreshing treat.]
March 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
#MyMagicDiet Is mushrooms 🍄🫣🥹😱🤢🤔😬😊🫠🐰😂😸🤣🦎😆🐛🥲🦜😁🐢😳🐶😀🐁😆🕊️😁👸♥️😀🤯🫠
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March 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Making sure to drink plenty of fluids #MyMagicDiet
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March 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
#MyMagicDiet is staring at a face that makes me lose my appetite...
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March 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
#MyMagicDiet I call it the Trump Diet. I basically have no money for food and then someone tells me i can have sex with trump for money and I throw up.
March 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I only eat magic mushrooms and Waygu Unicorn Steaks
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March 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM