#Mythologists
Unbeknownst to Scientists and Mythologists, Mew (Alice) was actually a shortstack dick sucking baddie- making Arceus proud!
October 21, 2024 at 12:00 AM
10M (euros, whatever) for Gaby Jesus, on his salary and as spare parts for us, is unequivocally good selling.

Take that, you “bad at selling” mythologists.
August 30, 2026 at 12:51 PM
⏳ #TimeTravel
Unsolvable mysteries of the distant past:

Noted mythologists now believe Cerberus was actually a cat with three-and-half heads.
April 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
So, all those people who told us that Burnham was going to be a “progressive” PM need to STFU.

I predicted he would be Northern Starmer. “Progressive Burnham” mythologists 0 - 2 Natacha Kennedy.
July 20, 2026 at 5:53 PM
mythologists refuse to acknowledge that the big blue ox is the only thing that would be large enough for paul bunyan to fuck
May 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Also, just for the record, there are no gods, so all these guys are basically mythologists.
September 27, 2026 at 9:27 PM
A new post for my Great Mythologists blog: Portraits by Lotte Meitner-Graf
great-mythologists.blogspot.com/2023/10/port...
What a fine photographer! Beginning with this beautiful shot of Leontyne Price, from c. 1958.
#classicalmusic
November 1, 2023 at 12:53 AM
A new post for my Great Mythologists blog: Portraits by Peter Basch.
great-mythologists.blogspot.com/2023/09/port...
Beginning with this great shot of Sharon Tate, from 1966.
📽️
"Great portrait photographers are great mythologists."
- Roland Barthes
September 27, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Hello!

Looking forward to linking up with everyone with an interest in teaching, children's lit, education, poetry, mythology, outdoor learning.

Authors, poets, publishers, educators, mythologists, folklore fans, tricksters... you go to the front of the queue!

Say hi!
#edusky #ukkidlit
August 23, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Hello! Many of my connections on here are academic mythologists and anthropologists so do have a look.
November 23, 2024 at 4:01 PM
“It’s not a Nazi salute, it’s a Roman salute”

The Roman salute IS the fascist salute. It came to be known as the Roman salute more because fascist mythologists wanted to draw parallels between the strength of Fascist Italy and the Roman Empire. There is little evidence the ancient Romans did it.
January 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
#bfdi #osc #tpot #xfohv greek mythologists
October 18, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Mythologists: Cleveland.
August 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
(The fact that Kratos is an immigrant to the part of Norway which serves as Midgard in the Norse duology actually works quite well with the mythologists’ conjecture that Loki may have been from another mythological tradition from which he was subsumed into the Aesir)
June 27, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Ancient goat fucker mythologists were not consistent in plot!
Who woulda thunk it!
April 22, 2026 at 11:54 PM
“Christian theory is little else than the idolatry of ancient mythologists, accommodated to the purposes of power and revenue; and yet it remains to reason and philosophy to abolish the amphibious fraud.”
― Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason
April 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Breaking News!The Rapture has been cancelled due to reality!

Mythologists and other silly beings are meeting in the copious recesses of your mind.
September 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oh that’s a thing I love to bash religious mythologists with when they attack the LGBTQ+ community.

Typical interaction:

Christian: Stay away from kids.

Me: I’m not the one that needs insurance incase I “accidentally” touch a kid.

C: But, but..the Bible blah blah

M: renewed that insurance yet?
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
One for the mythologists here - from a thread of bad things Scrappy-Doo did.
In 1949, after years of comparatively studying religious and mythical narratives, Scrappy Doo published the book 'The Hero with a Thousand Faces', which popularized the Hero's Journey.
May 18, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Cerberus is a three-headed bear 😂🤣😄from Greek mythology who guards the gates of the Underworld, or Hades, to prevent the dead from leaving and the living from entering

Apologies to Greek mythologists 😄😂
December 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I think that if I won the lottery I would pay to have an endless stream of mythologists and folklorists come talk to me each evening
August 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
But I’m also in a weird place on Tik Tok where my one line on Athena and Medusa and Arachne

Is getting the worlds most annoying “feminist” mythologists

Who assume I didn’t read Ovid and my beef with Athena is the Ovid rewrite and not the Perseus betrayal
July 27, 2026 at 8:57 PM
WTF are you screeching about? You are supposed to be NEWS not crystal ball mythologists. This crap is like The Mail. Stop it. We want News not Opinioniated Predictions of arrogant dissatidfied posers.
June 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM