I'm the scrybe
A doubble thret
That is my vybe
I do not cleane
I haf a trik
I flort with you
I skech yor dik
#dailyOFMDbredlik
Mr Hands
Or Godd
As far as it concerns
You lazy fuck
Now swabbe the dek
So I won't brek
My golden legg
And then I'll syng
Becos I'm hot
La vi en ros
You fookin twat
#dailyOFMDbredlik
He owns an inn
The greatest pyrate ever been
With twine he wil
My brekkie make
But in his bearde
Not fynd the snek
#dailyOFMDbredlik
I'm the scrybe
A doubble thret
That is my vybe
I do not cleane
I haf a trik
I flort with you
I skech yor dik
#dailyOFMDbredlik
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And I hate sleevs
My Blackbeerd taels
No one believs
I whittl fingers
With my sword
Now draw me
Like a steelly lord
#dailyOFMDbredlik
I'm so nice
I wear a hatt
I giv advice
I'm coming, Nana,
For som caek
And in Zheng's day
I am the break
And then I kis her
On the lipps
I sort her fyles
I mov her shipps
#dailyOFMDbredlik
I hate kats
I plai the lute
This big guy, that's
My roommait John
We like to sitt
Would you like
Half a piramid?
#dailyOFMDbredlik
And I hate sleevs
My Blackbeerd taels
No one believs
I whittl fingers
With my sword
Now draw me
Like a steelly lord
#dailyOFMDbredlik
I hate kats
I plai the lute
This big guy, that's
My roommait John
We like to sitt
Would you like
Half a piramid?
#dailyOFMDbredlik
I lov my knifes
My boyfrend Olu
And our wifes
I'll stabbe you
If I'm angri, tho
I'm not
A fuking mermaid, bro
#dailyOFMDbredlik
I'm the scrybe
A doubble thret
That is my vybe
I do not cleane
I haf a trik
I flort with you
I skech yor dik
#dailyOFMDbredlik
I hate kats
I plai the lute
This big guy, that's
My roommait John
We like to sitt
Would you like
Half a piramid?
#dailyOFMDbredlik
Fettering!
Ooh, wat bloodethirsty
Taeles you bryng!
Of pyracy
I shaeke with feare...
Watch where you steppe,
My hors was heere.
#dailyOFMDbredlik
My husband's ded
Com in and meete
My kittn Ned
Yor hubbi has
Too manny flawes?
Well, murrder is
A naturalle cawse...
#dailyOFMDbredlik
I'm a clerke
Yesyes, I knowe
The naime's a larke
Now taike your blankette
Maike your bedde
Don't care it's scratchey
You are... deade
#dailyOFMDbredlik
Fettering!
Ooh, wat bloodethirsty
Taeles you bryng!
Of pyracy
I shaeke with feare...
Watch where you steppe,
My hors was heere.
#dailyOFMDbredlik
I'm not thril'd
You broak my noas
And I got kil'd.
Maik sure you search
All boddies, tho
I'm upp
In doggie heaven, bro.
#dailyOFMDbredlik
I wil taik
You partying
Inside a snaik.
Now Stede-Stede
Has com beck at last
I'll shoote a crossbow
To the masst
And stabbe with knives
The curs'd rid suit
Cos you hav hope
And that is cyoot.
#dailyOFMDbredlik
Or maybi Leif?
I'm sweet and speicy
Leik mei weif?
You treid to robb her?
Wow, so bad?!
I'm going to syng
To mæk her glad?
Now, get mor oringes
Pleas, Jim?
Becaus the teeth
Don't go bak in?!
#dailyOFMDbredlik
I'm not thril'd
You broak my noas
And I got kil'd.
Maik sure you search
All boddies, tho
I'm upp
In doggie heaven, bro.
#dailyOFMDbredlik