The NHS is no place for an old white straight male.
#NHSThuglife
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May 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The NHS is no place for an old white straight male.
#NHSThuglife
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May 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
May 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Will this suicide scheme the government are working on at the moment give priority to NHS staff?
#AskingForSomeFriends
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#AskingForSomeFriends
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April 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Will this suicide scheme the government are working on at the moment give priority to NHS staff?
#AskingForSomeFriends
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#AskingForSomeFriends
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March 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
March 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
#GoodBrunchingUK
#WorkingSaturday
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Another why the F*ck is the server not working Saturday.
My hospital runs Saturday clinics. Hospital IT work Mon-Fri.
Guess who gets the call 8am Saturday...?
#WorkingSaturday
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Another why the F*ck is the server not working Saturday.
My hospital runs Saturday clinics. Hospital IT work Mon-Fri.
Guess who gets the call 8am Saturday...?
March 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
#GoodBrunchingUK
#WorkingSaturday
#NHSThugLife
Another why the F*ck is the server not working Saturday.
My hospital runs Saturday clinics. Hospital IT work Mon-Fri.
Guess who gets the call 8am Saturday...?
#WorkingSaturday
#NHSThugLife
Another why the F*ck is the server not working Saturday.
My hospital runs Saturday clinics. Hospital IT work Mon-Fri.
Guess who gets the call 8am Saturday...?
February 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
February 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Every so often I get patients with extreme body odour & some esp. heavy smokers. I really don't want my sense of smell back.
Partly the odour itself, but also the even more foul NHS air-fresheners nurses run around clinic spraying after (sometimes before) the unfortunate one has left.
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Partly the odour itself, but also the even more foul NHS air-fresheners nurses run around clinic spraying after (sometimes before) the unfortunate one has left.
#NHSThugLife
February 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Every so often I get patients with extreme body odour & some esp. heavy smokers. I really don't want my sense of smell back.
Partly the odour itself, but also the even more foul NHS air-fresheners nurses run around clinic spraying after (sometimes before) the unfortunate one has left.
#NHSThugLife
Partly the odour itself, but also the even more foul NHS air-fresheners nurses run around clinic spraying after (sometimes before) the unfortunate one has left.
#NHSThugLife
February 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I think I upset one of the doctors the other day who was trying to rope me into a project by describing clinical research as "Fraud with malpractice insurance".
#SorryNotSorry
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#SorryNotSorry
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January 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I think I upset one of the doctors the other day who was trying to rope me into a project by describing clinical research as "Fraud with malpractice insurance".
#SorryNotSorry
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#SorryNotSorry
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Thanks to the #NHSThugLife I've recently started drinking again after 7977 days 20 hours and 30 minutes.
But don't worry I only drink when alone, not socially. That would be dangeroius.
But don't worry I only drink when alone, not socially. That would be dangeroius.
The power of the non-drinker: how sober people now hold sway over their social groups
The power of the non-drinker: how sober people now hold sway over their social groups
The proportion of people who don’t drink alcohol is almost double that of those who don’t eat meat – which brings big implications for bars and restaurants
Name: Non-drinkers.
Age: Any age, but like the police, they seem to be getting younger. Continue…
www.theguardian.com
January 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Thanks to the #NHSThugLife I've recently started drinking again after 7977 days 20 hours and 30 minutes.
But don't worry I only drink when alone, not socially. That would be dangeroius.
But don't worry I only drink when alone, not socially. That would be dangeroius.
January 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Maybe I'll recite some some Coleridge in the waiting area today, induce a few heart attacks, thin out the waiting list a bit...
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January 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Maybe I'll recite some some Coleridge in the waiting area today, induce a few heart attacks, thin out the waiting list a bit...
#NHSThugLife
#NHSThugLife
January 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The one good thing out my job is that the median age of my patients is over 70 and occasionally I get - or make - time for a snippet of civilized discourse. Trying to have a proper conversation with my colleagues is like interacting with a bowl of cold porridge.
#NHSThugLife
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January 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The one good thing out my job is that the median age of my patients is over 70 and occasionally I get - or make - time for a snippet of civilized discourse. Trying to have a proper conversation with my colleagues is like interacting with a bowl of cold porridge.
#NHSThugLife
#NHSThugLife
I had a patient last week with a German name and significant dementia. I needed him to raise his hands and English wasn't cutting it, so I resorted to the German I knew from years of war movies "Hände hoch!".
Not very PC but dammit, it worked.
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Not very PC but dammit, it worked.
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December 26, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I had a patient last week with a German name and significant dementia. I needed him to raise his hands and English wasn't cutting it, so I resorted to the German I knew from years of war movies "Hände hoch!".
Not very PC but dammit, it worked.
#NHSThugLife
Not very PC but dammit, it worked.
#NHSThugLife
Yes, because we are all sitting around doing nothing while we wait for that idiot to sort his shit out.
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NHS at risk of paralysis while waiting for Wes Streeting’s reforms, says thinktank
NHS at risk of paralysis while waiting for Wes Streeting’s reforms, says thinktank
Leaders in health service should be able to bring in reforms to cut huge waiting times, says charity founder
The NHS is at risk of paralysis while it waits for Wes Streeting’s 10-year plan for reform and needs to be empowered to get on with change in the…
www.theguardian.com
December 26, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Yes, because we are all sitting around doing nothing while we wait for that idiot to sort his shit out.
#NHSThugLife
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December 24, 2024 at 6:28 AM
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