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NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE, the comedy podcast, listener Scott Baker said, "Many podcasts are worse than this one." We at NLTPP consider that high praise. Go to paulapoundstone.com to listen.
Paula Poundstone
Humorist, author, and comedian.
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December 4, 2024 at 11:14 PM
themedici.bsky.social
I pretty much always agree with Paula. #NLTPP @paulapoundstone.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
nerdbrick.bsky.social
Can she be guest on NLTPP? Maybe "Career Corner"?
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
nerdbrick.bsky.social
Nice work. I heard them read it.

I'm in the NLTPP mail bag club too.
September 23, 2026 at 3:37 PM
nerdbrick.bsky.social
Looking forward to seeing you in Kirkland WA on Dec 6th. I paid $55 a ticket (+ a fee) directly from the venue website. Will I get $55 of funny? 😜

Listening to NLTPP podcast everyone gets their money's worth.

Thanks for bringing the joy and laughter.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
themedici.bsky.social
@paulapoundstone.bsky.social You should invite @thebloggess.bsky.social to be on NLTPP!
August 28, 2026 at 7:50 PM
bgbruening.bsky.social
@paulapoundstone.bsky.social

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A song-along version of a NLTPP theme song to an already-familiar tube.
A Theme Song for "Nobody Listens To Paula Poundstone"
YouTube video by bgnkbruening
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June 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
rlmo.bsky.social
@toniahull.bsky.social how would you like to be an Uber driver in Puerto Rico? :-P
#FlatToni #NLTPP
February 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
go-ezier-and-enjoy.bsky.social
Thanks Paula!

Happy New Year 🎊 To You All!

Still Loving NLTPP & Bonnie's Dear Crinkle Cast, Keep 'Em Coming!

Take Care! 👍
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 AM
starpointestudio.bsky.social
We thoroughly enjoyed @paulapoundstone.bsky.social recent Louisville show. She was amazingly generous with her time AND she was incredibly friendly. WIN-WIN #flattoni #nltpp
February 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
susiestar.bsky.social
It’s getting hard to laugh. It’s getting hard to even listen to a podcast. Thank you crew at NLTPP for keeping my snout just above the water line
March 8, 2026 at 6:02 AM
nerdbrick.bsky.social
I think you have your next segment on NLTPP.

"Tight Acceptance Speech".

All of you write and read what you think is a tight speech. I don't think Bonnie can do it.
March 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
go-ezier-and-enjoy.bsky.social
Finally Catching Up To All Of The NLTPP Podcast Eps Too!

Bring Back The Vocabulary Song It Is Missed! Please Say Hello 👋 To Mrs. Culpepper! 🧂

Keep The Casts & Comedy Coming! Take Care Paula! 👍
March 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
rlmo.bsky.social
¡Pare! Okay :)
#FlatToni #NLTPP
The photo captures a red octagonal stop sign (“PARE” in Spanish) prominently in the foreground, slightly tilted to the right. Perched atop the sign is a small paper cutout figure known as “Flat Toni,” featuring the smiling face of Toni Anita Hull, a personality from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. Flat Toni wears a black shirt with the podcast logo printed across the chest. In the background, a moderately busy street scene unfolds along Carretera 3 at El Malecón de Naguabo, Puerto Rico — the main coastal highway on the east side of the island. Colorful, weathered buildings painted in pastel greens, blues, and whites line the roadway, and a silver car is seen approaching from the left. The pavement appears damp, suggesting recent rain. Despite the worn look of the buildings, the area is active, serving as a key thoroughfare for both local and tourist traffic.
April 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
rlmo.bsky.social
Flat Toni is in to El Yunque.
#FlatToni #NLTPP #Naguabo #PuertoRico
This image shows a humorous paper cutout of Flat Toni, representing Toni Anita Hull from Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, placed in a scenic, mountainous location in Naguabo, Puerto Rico. Flat Toni’s shirt includes the podcast’s tagline, and her expression adds a playful contrast to the rich natural beauty of the tropical hills and distant El Yunque mountains. Puffy clouds float above the horizon, adding texture to the clear Caribbean sky.
April 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
rlmo.bsky.social
She complied :)
#FlatToni #NLTPP

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This image captures the entrance of Servicios Veterinarios de Ceiba, a veterinary clinic in Ceiba, Puerto Rico. The storefront features a large window covered with promotional signage. Two circular images of dogs are prominently displayed: the upper image shows a black and tan mixed-breed dog smiling, while the lower image features a light-colored dog with a pink bandana covered in white paw prints. The clinic’s name, Dr. Yan F. Vélez Montalvo, contact numbers, and a QR code for more information are also visible. A small Flat Toni cutout from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone is placed on the window ledge. The background consists of reflections on the glass, and the bright sunlight casts shadows on the storefront.
March 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
rlmo.bsky.social
Flat Toni at Seven Seas in Las Croabas, Fajardo, Puerto Rico.
#FlatToni #NLTPP
@toniahull.bsky.social @paulapoundstone.bsky.social

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The image features an extra-large wooden chair painted in bold orange and deep purple, positioned on a paved area near the water’s edge. The chair’s backrest is adorned with a colorful, playful sign reading “Costa Mia Restaurant” in a yellow, red, and blue color scheme with a whimsical font. The seat of the chair is spacious, with wide armrests and sturdy wooden construction. A small cutout figure, identified as Flat Toni from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, stands in the center of the seat, providing a sense of scale and adding a unique element to the scene. The background showcases a tranquil coastal setting with calm blue waters stretching to the horizon. A tree with green foliage partially frames the left side of the image, while a wooden bench, painted in bright colors, is visible near the water. The sky is a mix of blue and white, with fluffy clouds scattered above. The setting of this photo, based on the provided GPS coordinates (18.37038° N, 65.63284° W), is Seven Seas, Las Croabas, Fajardo, Puerto Rico. This area is known for its scenic ocean views, beaches, and seafood restaurants
March 2, 2025 at 10:05 AM
rlmo.bsky.social
Welcome to Lirios, Juncos, Puerto Rico, Flat Toni :)
#FlatToni #NLTPP
@toniahull.bsky.social @paulapoundstone.bsky.social

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The image shows a large welcome sign made of stone and concrete, painted in warm tones of orange and beige. The sign reads “BIENVENIDOS A LIRIOS” in bold, three-dimensional white letters. The sign is part of a gated entrance structure with two stone pillars on either side, each topped with a large, spherical orange ornament. The background features lush green trees and a bright blue sky with some white clouds. A small, printed cutout of Flat Toni, a character from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, is taped to the sign between the words “BIENVENIDOS A” and “LIRIOS.” The cutout features a photo of Toni holding a book with a blue cover. The coordinates provided (18.22426° N, 65.92821° W) place this location in Puerto Rico, specifically in the municipality of Humacao. The sign likely marks the entrance to the Lirios neighborhood or community.
March 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
rlmo.bsky.social
Flat Toni making friends with the crew at Los Makos restaurant at El Malecón de Naguabo, Naguabo, Puerto Rico.
#FlatToni #NLTPP
@toniahull.bsky.social @paulapoundstone.bsky.social

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This image was taken on March 3, 2025, at Los Makos Restaurant, located at El Malecón de Naguabo in Húcares, Naguabo, Puerto Rico (Coordinates: 18.18815° N, 65.71111° W). The photograph features a smiling woman with short red hair standing in front of the restaurant’s entrance. She is wearing a red long-sleeved shirt with the Los Makos Restaurant logo on the left side of her chest and the name “Sarita” embroidered on the right side. She also wears a black apron with a pocket containing a notepad and a pen. Around her neck, she has a green heart-shaped pendant necklace and matching green earrings. She is posing with her right hand on her hip and her left hand holding “Flat Toni”, a printed cutout from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The Flat Toni cutout features the face of Toni Anita Hull, a cast member of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The cutout has an illustrated body wearing a black top with the words “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone” printed on it, blue pants, and red shoes. The setting includes the stone-accented exterior of Los Makos Restaurant, with a glass door entrance framed by an arched stone design. A menu with restaurant hours and an ATM Mobil sticker is visible on the glass door. The floor is covered by a black doormat, and natural light illuminates the area.
March 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
rlmo.bsky.social
Hey, look, it’s a Moke. Flat Toni seemed very excited about it. We found it at Palmas Academy in Humacao, PR.
#FlatToni #NLTPP

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Photo Analysis and Detailed Description: This photograph captures a light blue Moke vehicle parked on a grassy field under a bright blue sky with scattered clouds. The vehicle has a distinctive retro design with round headlights, a white grille, and a simple, boxy frame. The word “MOKE” is prominently displayed on the front of the vehicle in black capital letters. A laminated cutout figure, known as “Flat Toni,” is placed on the windshield in front of the driver’s seat. “Flat Toni” is a representation of Toni Anita Hull, a personality from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The figure has arms outstretched and appears to be wearing a dark-colored top with a lighter-colored design on the front. In the background, a grassy hill slopes upward, with a person walking in the distance. There is a white tent and a fenced area further up the hill, suggesting an event or gathering. The sunlight casts strong shadows, indicating that the photo was taken in the late afternoon or early evening.
March 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
rlmo.bsky.social
Flat Toni with the sisters, owner operators of J&J’s Cafe Food Truck in Naguabo, Puerto Rico.
#FlatToni #NLTPP @toniahull.bsky.social @paulapoundstone.bsky.social

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The image shows two smiling women standing inside a food truck, posing for the camera. They are both wearing black t-shirts, with the woman on the right wearing a shirt featuring a logo on the chest. She has a patterned scarf tied around her hair, a silver watch on her left wrist, and a gold necklace. The woman on the left has her hair pulled back, is wearing light-wash jeans, and has a warm smile. The woman on the right is holding a small cutout figure known as “Flat Toni,” representing a character from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The cutout has an image of a woman’s face and is dressed in a black top with text that appears to reference the podcast, blue jeans, and red shoes. The background shows the interior of the food truck with various kitchen supplies. A refrigerator with a glass door is visible on the left, stocked with bottles and cans of beverages, including Snapple and other juices. Above the fridge is an image of a tropical fruit drink. To the right, there is a metal shelf holding utensils, containers, and greenery for decoration. A stainless-steel beverage dispenser is also present. The setting is J&J’s Cafe Food Truck in Naguabo, Puerto Rico, based on the provided coordinates (18.21325° N, 65.74050° W).
March 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
rlmo.bsky.social
This morning’s passenger is Carmi who is going to the vet for her first time. It’s clear that she needs Flat Toni to go with her.
#FlatToni #NLTPP @paulapoundstone.bsky.social @toniahull.bsky.social

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The image shows a young black and white puppy with floppy ears and a white patch on its chest, lying on a car seat with black fabric upholstery. The puppy has a black and pink patterned collar and appears curious as it gently bites the arm of a paper cutout figure. The cutout is a printed, flat representation of a person wearing a black T-shirt that reads “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone” in blue and white text, along with blue pants and red shoes. The head of the cutout features a photograph of a woman with short brown hair, looking slightly surprised or concerned. The setting appears to be inside a vehicle, as indicated by the seatbelt visible in the background. The photo was taken on March 4, 2025, at the location Servicios Veterinarios de Ceiba in Ceiba, Puerto Rico.
March 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
rlmo.bsky.social
Flat Toni is making friends everywhere she goes in Puerto Rico.
#FlatToni #NLTPP @toniahull.bsky.social @paulapoundstone.bsky.social
This image features a smiling woman with long, wavy, light brown hair, standing outdoors near a rocky shoreline with calm ocean waters behind her. She has light skin, wears a colorful bohemian-style dress with intricate mandala patterns in red, blue, yellow, and white, and has a visible tattoo sleeve on her left arm. Sunglasses are resting on her head. She carries a patterned backpack with straps over both shoulders. She holds a “Flat Toni” cutout from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The cutout is a small, paper figure with a photograph of a woman’s face on a cartoon-like body dressed in a black shirt with white text and blue pants. The arms of the cutout are outstretched. The backdrop showcases a scenic coastal area with large rocks forming a barrier between the grassy shore and the ocean. The water is a deep blue with gentle ripples, and a small white boat is visible in the distance. The skyline of high-rise buildings, likely hotels and apartments, stretches across the horizon under a partly cloudy sky with soft, warm lighting, indicating late afternoon or early evening. This photo was taken at Cangrejo Arriba in Carolina, Puerto Rico, on February 28, 2025. The image shows a person sitting inside a car, smiling at the camera while holding a cutout figure known as “Flat Toni” from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. The person has curly reddish-brown hair, wears glasses with a thin dark frame, and has a nose ring. They are wearing a light yellow shirt with the words “Ciao” and “Sip, sip, hooray” printed on it, along with a wine glass illustration. A silver necklace with an abstract pendant is visible around their neck. Their nails are painted black. The Flat Toni cutout features a printed photograph of Paula Poundstone’s co-host, Toni Anita Hull, as the head, attached to a cartoon-style body dressed in blue jeans, a black shirt with white text, and red sneakers. The text on the shirt reads “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone.” The background, visible through the car window, features a white building with arched windows, a gated entrance, and lush greenery, including a palm tree and a flowering plant with red blossoms. The lighting in the photo suggests it was taken during daytime. Turabo, Caguas, Puerto Rico A man with a beard, wearing a black t-shirt, a baseball cap, and a smartwatch on his left wrist, is standing inside a small convenience store. He has a broad smile and is holding a Flat Toni cutout from the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, attaching it to his lanyard with keys. His left arm, which has tattoos, is extended outward while he points at the cutout with his right hand. The store has teal-colored shelves stocked with tobacco products, lighters, and other convenience store items. There are various smoking accessories and snack items behind him. The floor is made of beige tiles, and a wooden counter is visible on the left side of the image. The walls are black, contrasting with the bright teal shelving. The photograph was taken in Tejas, Humacao, Puerto Rico. The image shows a person sitting inside a vehicle, smiling at the camera. They have curly brown hair, light skin, and multiple facial piercings, including a labret and a nose stud. Their tattoos are prominent, covering their hands and arms, including designs like stars, symbols, and a large, detailed piece on their forearm. They are wearing a black outfit with sequined fabric draped over their lap, along with layered gold necklaces. They are holding an iced coffee in a clear plastic cup with a brown straw, and in the same hand, they are holding a pink vape pen. Their nails are short and natural. In the foreground, a hand (possibly belonging to another person) is holding up a flat, paper cutout of a figure with the face of Paula Poundstone pasted onto it. The cutout has outstretched arms and is wearing a black top with a label reading “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone,” along with blue pants and red sneakers. The background, visible through the car window, shows lush green foliage, a small house or structure with a white roof and teal walls, and a partly cloudy sky. The lighting in the photo is natural and diffused. The photo was taken at Tejas, Humacao, Puerto Rico
March 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
go-ezier-and-enjoy.bsky.social
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I'm So Far Behind On Things (!) That I'm Currently On The PREVIOUS Episode With Mike Pesca Which Was #386! 😄

Thanks For The Laughs On NLTPP & Dear Crinkle!! Take Care! 👍
May 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
nerdbrick.bsky.social
Does this mean you are at 6 million listeners too? 😉

NLTPP insanity is my break from the real world insanity.
March 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM