let's take a gander at the status, folks:
nodak farmers: rekt
nodak ranchers: mid rekoning
nodak hospitals: rekt
nodak wind industry: rekt
nodak diesel fuel prices: rekt
nodak farmers: rekt
nodak ranchers: mid rekoning
nodak hospitals: rekt
nodak wind industry: rekt
nodak diesel fuel prices: rekt
September 24, 2026 at 5:15 PM
let's take a gander at the status, folks:
nodak farmers: rekt
nodak ranchers: mid rekoning
nodak hospitals: rekt
nodak wind industry: rekt
nodak diesel fuel prices: rekt
nodak farmers: rekt
nodak ranchers: mid rekoning
nodak hospitals: rekt
nodak wind industry: rekt
nodak diesel fuel prices: rekt
anyways, like @shoe.bsky.social says, hope NoDak enjoys its Get Rekt era, thanks for coming to my ted talk
August 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
anyways, like @shoe.bsky.social says, hope NoDak enjoys its Get Rekt era, thanks for coming to my ted talk
November 20, 2024 at 3:37 PM
hahahahaha half the flights in and out of nodak are on CRJ 100s/200s, they are turbofucked
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
hahahahaha half the flights in and out of nodak are on CRJ 100s/200s, they are turbofucked
March 28, 2024 at 12:38 PM
that’s just is what the marshmallow syrup looks like when you use that good nodak honey
October 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
that’s just is what the marshmallow syrup looks like when you use that good nodak honey
Sign for the Nodak Cafe, Ellendale, North Dakota
February 20, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Sign for the Nodak Cafe, Ellendale, North Dakota
for starters, *glances at nodak*
1. 70% of north dakota's imports come from Canada
2. 80% of its exports go to Canada
say hello to blue nodak
1. 70% of north dakota's imports come from Canada
2. 80% of its exports go to Canada
say hello to blue nodak
March 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
for starters, *glances at nodak*
1. 70% of north dakota's imports come from Canada
2. 80% of its exports go to Canada
say hello to blue nodak
1. 70% of north dakota's imports come from Canada
2. 80% of its exports go to Canada
say hello to blue nodak
my wife grew up in nodak; i grew up in warmer environs, and thus had never met a moose; when i saw one in north dakota, i asked if they basically just behaved like big deer, and my wife laughed and laughed
October 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
my wife grew up in nodak; i grew up in warmer environs, and thus had never met a moose; when i saw one in north dakota, i asked if they basically just behaved like big deer, and my wife laughed and laughed
NoDak Sens in St. Paul.
December 30, 2024 at 1:09 AM
NoDak Sens in St. Paul.
Of all people, Minneapolis mayor Frey should know very well why Canadians don’t want to visit my country right now. And it’s beyond rich for the NoDak governor to complain, given his state gave Trump 63%, 65%, and 67% in the last three elections, margins higher than in Alabama fer chrissakes.
October 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Of all people, Minneapolis mayor Frey should know very well why Canadians don’t want to visit my country right now. And it’s beyond rich for the NoDak governor to complain, given his state gave Trump 63%, 65%, and 67% in the last three elections, margins higher than in Alabama fer chrissakes.
Preseason all-NCHC team
F - Max Plante, Minn. Duluth
F - Zam Plante, Minn. Duluth
F - Cole Reschny, NoDak
D - Ty Hanson, Minn. Duluth
D - Keaton Verhoeff, NoDak
G - Jan Špunar, NoDak
F - Max Plante, Minn. Duluth
F - Zam Plante, Minn. Duluth
F - Cole Reschny, NoDak
D - Ty Hanson, Minn. Duluth
D - Keaton Verhoeff, NoDak
G - Jan Špunar, NoDak
September 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Preseason all-NCHC team
F - Max Plante, Minn. Duluth
F - Zam Plante, Minn. Duluth
F - Cole Reschny, NoDak
D - Ty Hanson, Minn. Duluth
D - Keaton Verhoeff, NoDak
G - Jan Špunar, NoDak
F - Max Plante, Minn. Duluth
F - Zam Plante, Minn. Duluth
F - Cole Reschny, NoDak
D - Ty Hanson, Minn. Duluth
D - Keaton Verhoeff, NoDak
G - Jan Špunar, NoDak
the hot mic "no FUCKING way" from a nodak player was beautifully midwestern
April 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
the hot mic "no FUCKING way" from a nodak player was beautifully midwestern
NoDak hockey is one of those American institutions that 99% of people are completely unaware of but it's enormous and filthy rich and sealed into the foundation of society and completely, entirely, monstrously evil
NEW EXTRA POINTS:
I crunched the numbers. Here are the top 25ish programs, OUTSIDE football and basketball, that generated the most ticket revenue in FY24
There's softball, wrestling, volleyball, baseball...but the #1 team? North Dakota hockey:
www.extrapointsmb.com/p/what-non-f...
I crunched the numbers. Here are the top 25ish programs, OUTSIDE football and basketball, that generated the most ticket revenue in FY24
There's softball, wrestling, volleyball, baseball...but the #1 team? North Dakota hockey:
www.extrapointsmb.com/p/what-non-f...
What non-football or basketball sports made the most from selling tickets? I crunched the numbers
And the answer may surprise you! Or at least, it surprised ME.
www.extrapointsmb.com
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
NoDak hockey is one of those American institutions that 99% of people are completely unaware of but it's enormous and filthy rich and sealed into the foundation of society and completely, entirely, monstrously evil
December 19, 2024 at 9:30 PM
i LOVE honey of all shapes and sizes but when i reach for it as a sweetener nodak clover honey is where its at
it’s what honey should taste like (lucky for the rest of the world we make the most of it. which means you probably agree with me even if you don’t know it)
it’s what honey should taste like (lucky for the rest of the world we make the most of it. which means you probably agree with me even if you don’t know it)
that’s just is what the marshmallow syrup looks like when you use that good nodak honey
October 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
i LOVE honey of all shapes and sizes but when i reach for it as a sweetener nodak clover honey is where its at
it’s what honey should taste like (lucky for the rest of the world we make the most of it. which means you probably agree with me even if you don’t know it)
it’s what honey should taste like (lucky for the rest of the world we make the most of it. which means you probably agree with me even if you don’t know it)
Here's to Wisconsin, the derpy dragon of the Frozen Four, somehow drunken mastering their way to knocking out NODAK.
FUCK NODAK
FUCK NODAK
April 9, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Here's to Wisconsin, the derpy dragon of the Frozen Four, somehow drunken mastering their way to knocking out NODAK.
FUCK NODAK
FUCK NODAK
I've got relatives in NoDak, who voted in droves for Trump, only for him to turn around and kill rural hospitals.
It wasn't bankers or coal that ensured that the closest hospital in some of these places will be over 100mi away. They did it to themselves.
It wasn't bankers or coal that ensured that the closest hospital in some of these places will be over 100mi away. They did it to themselves.
August 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I've got relatives in NoDak, who voted in droves for Trump, only for him to turn around and kill rural hospitals.
It wasn't bankers or coal that ensured that the closest hospital in some of these places will be over 100mi away. They did it to themselves.
It wasn't bankers or coal that ensured that the closest hospital in some of these places will be over 100mi away. They did it to themselves.
October 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Oof, NoDak. Come on. Believe in yourself.
the most popular grocery store in every state (by stats panda, via reddit)
September 1, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Oof, NoDak. Come on. Believe in yourself.