It must be awkward for NORTHCOM which has to work with the Danes on everyday Greenland security and logistics issues, but at the same time the Danes have to assume given WH statements that NORTHCOM has been tasked with developing executable plans to take it by force
They do want Greenland. They are serious. I disagree with the fellow who said it won't take much more than quartering more troops at Pituffik and rolling tanks into the airport. You are in the sparsely-populated arctic. You have to control ports, civilian energy and logistics, auxiliary airfields.
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
It must be awkward for NORTHCOM which has to work with the Danes on everyday Greenland security and logistics issues, but at the same time the Danes have to assume given WH statements that NORTHCOM has been tasked with developing executable plans to take it by force
3/ NORTHCOM statement via @taskandpurpose.com @nslayton.bsky.social reporting:
taskandpurpose.com/news/nationa...
taskandpurpose.com/news/nationa...
June 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
3/ NORTHCOM statement via @taskandpurpose.com @nslayton.bsky.social reporting:
taskandpurpose.com/news/nationa...
taskandpurpose.com/news/nationa...
WTF: "U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement will determine what the Marines will do and where they work, according to NORTHCOM."
July 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
WTF: "U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement will determine what the Marines will do and where they work, according to NORTHCOM."
NORTHCOM ch-47 mechanics. a suggestion when en route to Greenland
January 18, 2026 at 12:01 PM
NORTHCOM ch-47 mechanics. a suggestion when en route to Greenland
the real Kwantung Army is now NORTHCOM
Crazy the one time CENTCOM should have an asset they don't get it
February 22, 2026 at 2:44 AM
the real Kwantung Army is now NORTHCOM
We're potentially hours away from the WH declaring war on the weather and demanding that NORTHCOM conduct some Caligula strikes on clouds during these thunderstorms.
June 14, 2026 at 7:21 PM
We're potentially hours away from the WH declaring war on the weather and demanding that NORTHCOM conduct some Caligula strikes on clouds during these thunderstorms.
AFRICOM, CENTCOM, EUCOM, INDOPACOM, NORTHCOM, SOUTHCOM
what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
May 15, 2026 at 8:48 PM
AFRICOM, CENTCOM, EUCOM, INDOPACOM, NORTHCOM, SOUTHCOM
NORTHCOM Deputy Commander Lt Gen Joseph Jarrard has warned that the US is “ill-equipped” to defend against a drone swarm attack on US soil.
August 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
NORTHCOM Deputy Commander Lt Gen Joseph Jarrard has warned that the US is “ill-equipped” to defend against a drone swarm attack on US soil.
From
U.S. NorthCom
79th Infantry Brigade California National Guard
My question
Fellow Californians pitted against each other
Did they sign up for this?
U.S. NorthCom
79th Infantry Brigade California National Guard
My question
Fellow Californians pitted against each other
Did they sign up for this?
June 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
From
U.S. NorthCom
79th Infantry Brigade California National Guard
My question
Fellow Californians pitted against each other
Did they sign up for this?
U.S. NorthCom
79th Infantry Brigade California National Guard
My question
Fellow Californians pitted against each other
Did they sign up for this?
how much of this fever dream is just NORTHCOM trying to stay relevant
July 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
how much of this fever dream is just NORTHCOM trying to stay relevant
Here's the general in charge of NORTHCOM admitting its war on cartels has had no effect on fentanyl coming into the US.
CONGRESS: 225k Americans are estimated to have been killed bc of fentanyl ... Are we making any progress?
GEN. GREGORY GUILLOT: No. I wouldn't say it's better...
CONGRESS: 225k Americans are estimated to have been killed bc of fentanyl ... Are we making any progress?
GEN. GREGORY GUILLOT: No. I wouldn't say it's better...
October 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Here's the general in charge of NORTHCOM admitting its war on cartels has had no effect on fentanyl coming into the US.
CONGRESS: 225k Americans are estimated to have been killed bc of fentanyl ... Are we making any progress?
GEN. GREGORY GUILLOT: No. I wouldn't say it's better...
CONGRESS: 225k Americans are estimated to have been killed bc of fentanyl ... Are we making any progress?
GEN. GREGORY GUILLOT: No. I wouldn't say it's better...
Senator Rick Scott asks NORTHCOM commander if there's any chance he'll need a carrier strike group in the Gulf of America to fight cartels.
"Senator, at this time I haven't, uh, gotten to a carrier strike group," Gen. Gregory Guillot politely replies.
"Senator, at this time I haven't, uh, gotten to a carrier strike group," Gen. Gregory Guillot politely replies.
February 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Senator Rick Scott asks NORTHCOM commander if there's any chance he'll need a carrier strike group in the Gulf of America to fight cartels.
"Senator, at this time I haven't, uh, gotten to a carrier strike group," Gen. Gregory Guillot politely replies.
"Senator, at this time I haven't, uh, gotten to a carrier strike group," Gen. Gregory Guillot politely replies.
NEW
The U.S. Department of Defense alert system has instructed personnel in NORTHCOM not to wear uniforms in public.
The U.S. Department of Defense alert system has instructed personnel in NORTHCOM not to wear uniforms in public.
March 1, 2026 at 9:35 PM
NEW
The U.S. Department of Defense alert system has instructed personnel in NORTHCOM not to wear uniforms in public.
The U.S. Department of Defense alert system has instructed personnel in NORTHCOM not to wear uniforms in public.
Our hearts go out to the families and loved ones of the Service Members lost in this tragic accident and everyone impacted. 🙏
2 service members killed near US-Mexico border in vehicle accident: NORTHCOM
Two service members were killed and another is in serious condition following a vehicle accident earlier Tuesday in Santa Teresa, New Mexico, NORTHCOM said in a statement
abcnews.go.com
April 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Our hearts go out to the families and loved ones of the Service Members lost in this tragic accident and everyone impacted. 🙏
Trump world freaks out over Ossoff’s 'Natalie' dig, a shocking warning from NORTHCOM, Iran flips the script on Trump, and one development that should have everyone paying attention. Listen now: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
August 18, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Trump world freaks out over Ossoff’s 'Natalie' dig, a shocking warning from NORTHCOM, Iran flips the script on Trump, and one development that should have everyone paying attention. Listen now: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
AFRICOM
EUCOM
CENTCOM
INDOPACOM
NORTHCOM
SOUTHCOM
EUCOM
CENTCOM
INDOPACOM
NORTHCOM
SOUTHCOM
what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
May 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
AFRICOM
EUCOM
CENTCOM
INDOPACOM
NORTHCOM
SOUTHCOM
EUCOM
CENTCOM
INDOPACOM
NORTHCOM
SOUTHCOM
vote now on whether NORTHCOM, SOUTHCOM, or CENTCOM gets orders first from the White House
February 22, 2026 at 7:05 PM
vote now on whether NORTHCOM, SOUTHCOM, or CENTCOM gets orders first from the White House
Also lol at combining SOUTHCOM/NORTHCOM and AFRICOM and EUCOM
www.politico.com/news/2025/07...
@gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social, @johnridge.bsky.social... it's so over
@gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social, @johnridge.bsky.social... it's so over
The Navy has struggled to construct ships. Now it may cut the admirals who help build them.
The plan, which would gut the three-star positions atop five naval commands, is part of a Pentagon push to thin the military brass.
www.politico.com
July 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Also lol at combining SOUTHCOM/NORTHCOM and AFRICOM and EUCOM
We are way way beyond normal hypotheticals but legally this would be a state mobilizing against *federal* troops under the command of NORTHCOM, not Gov Abbot
October 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
We are way way beyond normal hypotheticals but legally this would be a state mobilizing against *federal* troops under the command of NORTHCOM, not Gov Abbot
Love how the STRATCOM commander is just out to lunch as NORAD/NORTHCOM is doing their thing.
October 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Love how the STRATCOM commander is just out to lunch as NORAD/NORTHCOM is doing their thing.
NORTHCOM Deputy Commander Army Lt. Gen. Joseph Jarrard says the U.S. is UNABLE to defend against an attack by a swarm of drones on U.S. soil:
"We don't have the sensors…”
Fantastic.
"We don't have the sensors…”
Fantastic.
twitter.com
August 17, 2026 at 2:15 AM
NORTHCOM Deputy Commander Army Lt. Gen. Joseph Jarrard says the U.S. is UNABLE to defend against an attack by a swarm of drones on U.S. soil:
"We don't have the sensors…”
Fantastic.
"We don't have the sensors…”
Fantastic.
General Guillot watching this at NORTHCOM: "Well fuck me I guess."
Adm Samuel J. Paparo was asked about a possible order to invade Canada and what would he do ⬇️
September 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
General Guillot watching this at NORTHCOM: "Well fuck me I guess."
Seems like Northcom deliberately sent them away from the main hotspot to make confrontations as unlikely as possible
June 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Seems like Northcom deliberately sent them away from the main hotspot to make confrontations as unlikely as possible
U.S. Not Prepared To Handle Drone Attack From Inside Homeland: NORTHCOM Deputy Commander
www.twz.com/air/u-s-not-...
www.twz.com/air/u-s-not-...
U.S. Not Prepared To Handle Drone Attack From Inside Homeland: NORTHCOM Deputy Commander
A top general in charge of protecting the U.S. gave a refreshingly frank but also troubling assessment of America's drone defenses.
www.twz.com
August 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
U.S. Not Prepared To Handle Drone Attack From Inside Homeland: NORTHCOM Deputy Commander
www.twz.com/air/u-s-not-...
www.twz.com/air/u-s-not-...
So we're downgrading INDOPACOM and EUCOM and apparently also NORTHCOM, but yeah sure, let's talk about how burning off our entire defense policy to settle CENTCOM grudges is an 'America first' policy.
The strategy cheese is a [expletive deleted] clown.
The strategy cheese is a [expletive deleted] clown.
@bretdevereaux.bsky.social This isn't top of the landing page (or even bottom) on any of the major American networks, though perhaps it should be. As announced by your Foreign Cheese guy www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Pentagon quits Canada-U.S. defence board | CBC News
The Trump administration is walking away from a long-running body that works on Canada-U.S. defence initiatives, claiming Canada has failed to meet its commitments on defence spending.
www.cbc.ca
May 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
So we're downgrading INDOPACOM and EUCOM and apparently also NORTHCOM, but yeah sure, let's talk about how burning off our entire defense policy to settle CENTCOM grudges is an 'America first' policy.
The strategy cheese is a [expletive deleted] clown.
The strategy cheese is a [expletive deleted] clown.