#NOT-Remotely!😱
ONE. WEEK. 😱

Thank you to everyone who has preordered their copy! We're up to 26 reviews now, and incredibly, there is not a single remotely negative one. 🤯

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August 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Just checked my Linkedin.

I've been working remotely for more than 8 years 😱, not planning to get in an office any time soon. 😊
April 26, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Wow that's...not even remotely close. 😱
April 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Not even remotely working in tech, but wholeheartedly in agreement.
Why would I want to talk to my computer/fridge/or any appliance really 😱
October 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s actually charting at Amazon. I did not remotely expect that. 😱
December 8, 2024 at 2:28 PM
My pleasure, Ruth!
That meme is exactly how I feel when people who are not paying attention ask me about anything remotely political, which these days, IS EVERYTHING!

Have a great week! Try not to eye-roll yourself into a medical emergency.😱😁💙☮️🐺
May 25, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Nope. That’s not even remotely a Something Wicked This Way Comes sort of cloud line. 😱
June 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Best things about the Internet at the holidays: being able to visit remotely with family I otherwise wouldn't see, donate to important charities with a few clicks, and send gifts with such ease.

Worst things: ads during religious livestreams😱 and a screen not being the same as a hug. 🙂🙁
December 26, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Not remotely 😱
April 12, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Not remotely 😱
March 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
These fancy cars with all their gizmos are fine until you go to remotely warm one and it tells you it can't because "it's driving" 😱

It isn't, but the sheer panic is not needed at 06:30.
December 1, 2023 at 6:49 AM
Yeah exactly!

Like there's no way, I just can not imagine saying anything remotely like that to someone who wasn't showing active, enthusiastic consent 😱

Starting with the assumption she is a dom was already pretty iffy 😐 Continuing on when she was basically politely like "hahaha nope, not me!"
July 7, 2026 at 9:22 AM
No, it is not. Not even remotely. 😱
May 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
What has Jonathan Bailey done to deserve me? Also, I’m not remotely his type. Lovely actor. Thank the gods I wasn’t born on time in August. My late mum wouldn’t have deserved March either. 😱
March 22, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Hehe. I have various neurodivergencies so i dunno if you're being serious 🤣 i am not even remotely close to being semi famous, but a few folk from the UK small press book scene know who i am 😱
February 25, 2026 at 7:20 PM
This is the door to my Supervisors office. Yeah.....
Not remotely concerning. 😱
March 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Like! Please tell your therapist not your dissertation chair 😱 writing a dissertation is not remotely the same kind of supportive space and almost nobody in higher ed is trained for it, why would you want people to do this
November 20, 2024 at 4:59 AM
How many times... recreational, not remotely unnecessary. To nick a phrase from a county (😱) recreation is resistance.
June 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Can you tell me why they keep showing me grown men who like to shit in nappies? I have not done anything to even remotely deserve this and could have happily existed in ignorance 😱😱😱
August 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
😱 This pic is the only time I've seen her look remotely human and not clownish. I actually approve of the lipstick. I could DIE!
September 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So because of spotify and remote defrost, the doors have to be unlockable remotely?

I hope you're not in charge of any software development projects 😱
January 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Any Dem remotely thinking about 2028 needs to be clear and direct about what they’re going to do about this increasing overreach. Not just these 😱🥹 statements.
April 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Imagine if you will,
an announcer you can barely understand,
he refers to a nuaiefnkajd, but you're not quite sure what he said.
He seems to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk.
It's remotely possible that he just said something about

The Scary Door.
😱😱👻🚪🚪🚪🌩️🌩️🗣️🗣️🗣️
July 16, 2026 at 9:13 AM