#NUMBER
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
yearner number 1 and number 2
November 15, 2024 at 12:40 AM
We are the number one app in the United States. I repeat. We are the number one app in the United States.
November 13, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Number Shortage xkcd.com/3009
November 9, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Notice how they also brag about the number of naturalizations having plummeted; a sign of how much they detest legal immigration.

/also, the removals number is largely fake. The actual number is 650-700k.
The term “remigration” is associated with the extreme right and only came into widespread usage in 2023-4. Even Germany’s AfD avoided using the term in 2024 for fear of scaring away voters. Today the US government is celebrating the “victories” it’s racked up in the “ethnic cleansing” column.
October 2, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet
theonion.com/earth-r...
June 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Number of states where average gas prices are below $2:

Zero.

Number of states where average gas prices are anywhere NEAR $2:

Zero.
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places

CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon

HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
was like, wow, that’s by far the best Paxton statewide number in a while, and then I noticed it wasn’t a statewide number
Texas - 10th House Polling - (Trump +22 District)

Senate:
🔴 Paxton: 45%
🔵 Talarico: 42%

Governor:
🔴 Abbott: 50%*
🔵 Hinojosa: 42%

Change Research / Sept 22, 2026
October 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Never tell your cat your pin number .
July 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Still number 1. Never number 51. 🇨🇦☝️
February 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Iran, please wait in line until your number is called.
March 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
They’ll believe any number they get fed.
May 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Check out the number of votes.
March 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.

If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.

If you're under 30, the number is 100%.
March 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Unbelievable the number of things happening under this administration
February 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Number go up, number go up, no think about number number always good number always up number up number up number up
September 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous...
theonion.com
March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Lesson Number One:
November 25, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Buttigieg: We sit in a in a country that's got the wrong number of people on the Supreme Court, possibly the wrong number of representatives in the House of Representatives. And by the way, when you consider the disenfranchisement of the people of DC, we have the wrong number of states in the US
June 11, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Eu depois de achar minha galera do Twitter aqui:
a soccer player with the number 13 on the back of his shirt
ALT: a soccer player with the number 13 on the back of his shirt
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2024 at 9:57 AM
sprite style change number 3
September 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.

If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.

If you're under 28, the number is 100%.

Happy Labor Day.
September 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM