#NZer
Nomination for NZer of the Year
I look after in store radio for
The Warehouse and this year we have removed Last Christmas from the playlist. It’s a safe zone.
November 30, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Can't be the only NZer whose first reaction to this was 'phew'
Christopher Luxon
Prime Minister of New Zealand 👏
March 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
MP resigns a few days before we learn a prominent NZer was arrested last week.
June 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
As soon as I hear there’s name suppression on a prominent NZer it becomes my life’s mission to find out who it is
June 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
As a nzer, may I just say lol
Oh, thank God, they’ve got Christianity for men now
August 30, 2026 at 9:13 PM
That’s $1.25 for each NZer per week towards science and research
For contrast, this article indicates NZ’s science budget – for the whole country – is about $323 million. Those helicopters would be about 8 years of science funding.
What scientists really think of this year's Budget
According to the New Zealand Association of Scientists there was a $30 million bump for science and innovation.
www.rnz.co.nz
June 6, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Let's make this a 1-term government. Because the average NZer can't last through another 3 years of this.

https://f.mtr.cool/guvnyxrikz

https://f.mtr.cool/hrzuvuhvrs
January 10, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Any NZer who thinks the NZ covid response was draconian is simply advertising to the whole world how piss weak they can be
Kiwis think their lockdowns were harsh when it allowed you COVID FREE LIFE when I literally didn’t go to the hospital even when my GP told me to cause the hospitals were FULL and no one had PPE. I’m just glad whatever was wrong with me didn’t get worse and got better. You know even know.
March 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Still vey accurate and frightening.

NZer Low was on the Gestapo arrest list had the Germans invaded Britain.
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
🤦
Signed, a NZer who did not vote for those absolute casseroles
November 28, 2023 at 9:32 PM
I've been watching some home makeover shows on YouTube and as a NZer of a certain age let me just say I could NEVER have a glass coffee table.
September 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
so proud of our girl luce, young NZer of the year
March 19, 2026 at 6:29 AM
'prominent NZer with name suppression'?
July 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The trouble with not getting a NZer to rank Sam Neill’s top 20 performances is they miss Sleeping Dogs www.theguardian.com/film/2025/au...
Sam Neill’s 20 best roles – sorted!
The New Zealand actor has been delivering cracking performances for more than 40 years. Here’s our pick of the crop
www.theguardian.com
August 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
We "one NZer parent" folk are still NZers!
July 13, 2026 at 10:03 AM
To paraphrase a great NZer, "We didn't know how lucky we were!"
It's interesting looking at the Oxford Government Covid Response Tracker data set now. Out of the OECD, New Zealand had the 3rd lowest stringency index averaged over 2020-2022 behind Estonia and Iceland. Roughly speaking this a measure of the intensity of public health restrictions over that period.
October 7, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Little wonder there is a substantial gender pay gap at UoA: when Siouxsie Wiles won NZer of the Year her management decided she had just ‘met expectations’.
December 6, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Also revealed in Court today: Siouxsie did not receive pay raises because her performance was only regarded by her Dean as “meeting expectations”. Meanwhile she was winning medals, prizes, and became NZer of the year.
November 22, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Yeah, def too many Zs on the timeline today, as a NZer
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
*Me being a NZer on the internet, doing NZ things*
Random American: "Wow what's with the attitude?"
August 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Sir Rod Drury forfeits NZer of the Year award
Sir Rod Drury returns New Zealander of the Year award after Stuff investigation
Tech titan relinquishes coveted title after three women ex-employees alleged unwanted physical contact, but says “I completely reject the recent allegations about me”.
www.stuff.co.nz
May 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
nzer: god this country sucks shit. we are the worst country ever. bunch of negative nannies and nigel no mates

american: i completely agree

nzer: listen cunt don't you fucking say that about our great nation I will END you, take it back right now, we are the greatest sanest coolest place ever
September 26, 2023 at 5:02 AM
Probably the most significant impact a living NZer has had on science (and competitive for all NZ scientists living and dead, honestly)
it's wild that R, the ubiquitous statistical computing language, was co-created by a Māori prof (Ross Ihaka) — and yet the vast majority of scientists who use R don't know

this is like inventing the toaster. possibly the largest impact of a single member of an indigenous community on modern science
December 14, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Turns out Sheffield has a NZer owned cafe. The flat white better be good or I’ll complain (behind their backs - a NZer never tells you what they think to your face)
April 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM