Jk, narcolepsy* always wins.
*not a joke
*not a joke
I know this Baja Midnight is likely going to derail my nap but today is a day to throw caution to the wind.
November 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Jk, narcolepsy* always wins.
*not a joke
*not a joke
Nah……Melanoma lives in NYC. She doesn’t live with Stinky Pants……that’s Harpy’s job! Also, he’s got his new “Rasputin” who’s going to be in charge of everything except golf, ballrooms and narcolepsy in meetings!
November 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Nah……Melanoma lives in NYC. She doesn’t live with Stinky Pants……that’s Harpy’s job! Also, he’s got his new “Rasputin” who’s going to be in charge of everything except golf, ballrooms and narcolepsy in meetings!
Getaway driver with a tinge of narcolepsy.
What would be your role in a heist? Wrong answers only.
Hostage.
Hostage.
What would be your role in a heist? Wrong answers only
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November 6, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Getaway driver with a tinge of narcolepsy.
The "mandated nap" thing isn't a joke btw. I have narcolepsy and in some countries jobs are legally required to let narcoleptics take a nap during the day.
Went down for my mandated nap and woke up in the hospital coughing up a storm. Life really is crazy when you don't have an immune system.
November 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
The "mandated nap" thing isn't a joke btw. I have narcolepsy and in some countries jobs are legally required to let narcoleptics take a nap during the day.
I just woke up from a narcolepsy nap. Narcoleptics are startled awake often. I yelled HOLD IT and hit my foot on the table. God, I'm dorky even when I'm sleeping
November 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I just woke up from a narcolepsy nap. Narcoleptics are startled awake often. I yelled HOLD IT and hit my foot on the table. God, I'm dorky even when I'm sleeping
im wondering if I have narcolepsy. whenever I get tired , I get all weak and dizzy that I need to sleep or I feel so out of it
November 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
im wondering if I have narcolepsy. whenever I get tired , I get all weak and dizzy that I need to sleep or I feel so out of it
the snorlax comparisons before I got my narcolepsy diagnosis cemented it as one of my faves
November 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
the snorlax comparisons before I got my narcolepsy diagnosis cemented it as one of my faves
papa has a narcolepsy diagnosis in his near future and should probably get the fuck off the road
November 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
papa has a narcolepsy diagnosis in his near future and should probably get the fuck off the road
Sleep after only 5 seconds is wild. Bro had narcolepsy
November 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Sleep after only 5 seconds is wild. Bro had narcolepsy
Damn narcolepsy is annoying
November 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Damn narcolepsy is annoying
My autism lazy eye and (probable) narcolepsy combo is funny because its the perfect combination to have 0 motor skills
November 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
My autism lazy eye and (probable) narcolepsy combo is funny because its the perfect combination to have 0 motor skills
and a house that looks like it was designed to give people narcolepsy
November 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
and a house that looks like it was designed to give people narcolepsy
www.nationalgeographic.com/health/artic...
Scientists have found a way to restore a missing #wakefulness signal in people with #narcolepsy. The breakthrough could have implications for understanding—and potentially treating—other #sleep disorders.
Scientists have found a way to restore a missing #wakefulness signal in people with #narcolepsy. The breakthrough could have implications for understanding—and potentially treating—other #sleep disorders.
A New Narcolepsy Drug Could Change How We Understand Sleep
Scientists have found a way to restore a missing wakefulness signal in people with narcolepsy. The breakthrough could have implications for understanding—and potentially treating—other sleep disorders...
www.nationalgeographic.com
November 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
www.nationalgeographic.com/health/artic...
Scientists have found a way to restore a missing #wakefulness signal in people with #narcolepsy. The breakthrough could have implications for understanding—and potentially treating—other #sleep disorders.
Scientists have found a way to restore a missing #wakefulness signal in people with #narcolepsy. The breakthrough could have implications for understanding—and potentially treating—other #sleep disorders.
Not about the election:
By "This," Cottle means cankles, dementia, and narcolepsy.
By "This," Cottle means cankles, dementia, and narcolepsy.
November 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Not about the election:
By "This," Cottle means cankles, dementia, and narcolepsy.
By "This," Cottle means cankles, dementia, and narcolepsy.
here is the list of just long-term things fwiw:
anorexia nervosa
schizoaffective disorder
deafness
narcolepsy
sleep apnea
autism spectrum disorder
post traumatic stress disorder
migraines
one more that resulted in a cancer scare (negative, thank goodness) that i won't detail here
anorexia nervosa
schizoaffective disorder
deafness
narcolepsy
sleep apnea
autism spectrum disorder
post traumatic stress disorder
migraines
one more that resulted in a cancer scare (negative, thank goodness) that i won't detail here
November 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
here is the list of just long-term things fwiw:
anorexia nervosa
schizoaffective disorder
deafness
narcolepsy
sleep apnea
autism spectrum disorder
post traumatic stress disorder
migraines
one more that resulted in a cancer scare (negative, thank goodness) that i won't detail here
anorexia nervosa
schizoaffective disorder
deafness
narcolepsy
sleep apnea
autism spectrum disorder
post traumatic stress disorder
migraines
one more that resulted in a cancer scare (negative, thank goodness) that i won't detail here
guys my first full time job starts tomorrow and i am so scared 😭 narcolepsy has not been nice and tooooo much happening at once.... but triyng to be BRave ,,,
November 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
guys my first full time job starts tomorrow and i am so scared 😭 narcolepsy has not been nice and tooooo much happening at once.... but triyng to be BRave ,,,
My favorite was ‘How dare you point out I skipped campaign events to hang out with a streamer, this is ablism against my narcolepsy’.
November 2, 2026 at 1:48 PM
My favorite was ‘How dare you point out I skipped campaign events to hang out with a streamer, this is ablism against my narcolepsy’.
But puppies are so much more funny.
They just zoom around and then all of the sudden tip over into deep slumber.
It’s like they have some weird form of narcolepsy while they’re very young.
They just zoom around and then all of the sudden tip over into deep slumber.
It’s like they have some weird form of narcolepsy while they’re very young.
November 6, 2026 at 6:05 AM
But puppies are so much more funny.
They just zoom around and then all of the sudden tip over into deep slumber.
It’s like they have some weird form of narcolepsy while they’re very young.
They just zoom around and then all of the sudden tip over into deep slumber.
It’s like they have some weird form of narcolepsy while they’re very young.
AND NARCOLEPSY
November 4, 2026 at 5:29 AM
AND NARCOLEPSY
Narcolepsy is so cool. You wake up, feed your cats, shower, eat food, and then your body goes "nah, go back to sleep for a few hours. I am not asking."
November 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Narcolepsy is so cool. You wake up, feed your cats, shower, eat food, and then your body goes "nah, go back to sleep for a few hours. I am not asking."
*Obviously there's shit like insomnia and narcolepsy and what have you, and the fact they stop you from engaging with sleep as something you plan for (or do... at all lol (；´꒳`) ) is also what makes them awful
November 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
*Obviously there's shit like insomnia and narcolepsy and what have you, and the fact they stop you from engaging with sleep as something you plan for (or do... at all lol (；´꒳`) ) is also what makes them awful
narcolepsy is a legit medical condition they should see a doctor probably,,,
November 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
narcolepsy is a legit medical condition they should see a doctor probably,,,
I missed it myself :( I was hiding in the coal shed from the explosions in the sky!
Narcolepsy is one of the odder side effects of my medical treatment :(
I even had a gift for the young prince 👑 🐕
Narcolepsy is one of the odder side effects of my medical treatment :(
I even had a gift for the young prince 👑 🐕
November 6, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I missed it myself :( I was hiding in the coal shed from the explosions in the sky!
Narcolepsy is one of the odder side effects of my medical treatment :(
I even had a gift for the young prince 👑 🐕
Narcolepsy is one of the odder side effects of my medical treatment :(
I even had a gift for the young prince 👑 🐕