#NetBanking
"In Satirekreisen rechnet man spätestens 2027 mit der Abschaltung des Internets aus Sicherheitsgründen, da ChatGPT ausbrechen wird und kritische Infrastruktur hackt (ID Austria, Netbanking, Jö Bonus Club)."
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Die Zukunft des Journalismus ist ein faltbares Medium aus gepressten Holzfasern namens „Papier“. Die Tagespresse bringt deshalb ab 1. Oktober eine monatliche Print-Ausgabe heraus.
Geniale Innovation – Tagespresse entdeckt Zukunft der Medien: Print
Die Zukunft des Journalismus ist ein faltbares Medium namens "Papier". Die Tagespresse bringt ab 1. Oktober eine Print-Ausgabe heraus.
dietagespresse.com
September 2, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Auch das Netbanking funktioniert perfekt und wenn ich mal meine Betreuerin nicht erreichen kann, ruft sie mich umgehend zurück. Vielleicht hab ich einfach Glück.
December 4, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Shoutout to apps with unhelpful names:

Netbanking
Sound
Mywhatever

I can't search for the apps using the name of the bank, manufacturer of headphones or car or whatever, I have to remember what wanky generic name each of them has used 🙄.
September 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Ratet wer total umsichtig alles* Wichtige vom alten aufs neue Händi übertragen hat, dann das alte komplett zurückgesetzt hat um es evtl für Arbeit zu nutzen und jetzt einen Ausflug** machen darf!

*außer das Netbanking-Sicherheits-Dings
**zum Bankschalter

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June 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
O Lauro Jardim recebe a fofoca pronta no celular e publica sem sequer ler pois está acessando o netbanking pra ver se caiu o pagamento, ele é pior que o Noblat
May 15, 2026 at 12:23 PM
A tek kada se skupi 5 penzića ispred kioska, svaki sa 5 računa za režije.
June 29, 2025 at 9:44 AM
🚨 Cloudflare suffering major global outage after scheduled maintenance in Chicago/Detroit datacenters backfired.

500 errors & connection issues hitting Canva, Midjourney, Coinbase, Zerodha, HDFC Netbanking, UPBIT & many others. Dashboard + API down – still no ETA on fix.

#CloudflareOutage
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
While #Netbanking 2.0 promises to streamline online payments, replicating #UPI’s free model could once again leave payment service providers struggling for profits. #netbanking #digitalbanking
www.policycircle.org/industry/npc...
NPCI’s Netbanking 2.0 looks to replicate UPI success, but challenges loom | Policy Circle
While Netbanking 2.0 promises to streamline #onlinepayments, replicating #UPI’s free model could once again leave payment service providers struggling for profits. #ncpi #netbanking #digitalpayments
www.policycircle.org
April 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Jel se to meni čini oli nam je Erste netbanking malo prdcnuo?
June 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
kako sam jos uvijek na probnom, odobravanje isplata radi zenska koju sam zamijenio. dodje jednom/dvaput mjesecno da se ulogira u netbanking i odradi isplate. od petka ljude moljakam da mi posalju racune koje trenutno treba platit da se to danas rijesi. objasnjavam da ce inace cekat jos dva tjedna.
March 10, 2026 at 12:00 PM
eles pedem extratos do cartão de crédito mas não liberam netbanking e não sai o extrato completo no autoatendimento...
March 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Warum fragt niemand wie das netbanking und ID Austria betrifft. Wenn ich den Messenger knacken kann dann ja genauso jedes andere Programm.
June 22, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Managed to sneak in an unsolicited short story cover while waiting for eternal netbanking delays. Thanks, HDFC for Schrödinger's Catastrophe, by Gene Doucette
September 17, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Não é possível que eu não possa usar netbanking com o BB Capes do PAEP. Não é possível que eu tenha fazer teds e docs num banco, como os sumérios.
June 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Ja, wenn man sich unter buechereien.wien.gv.at/Konto einloggt, kann man die Gebühren via Netbanking bezahlen.
Alternativ kann man auch überweisen, Bankdaten stehen auf unserer Webseite: buechereien.wien.gv.at/B%C3%BCchere...
Stadt Wien Büchereien > Konto
Konto
buechereien.wien.gv.at
May 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Eu ainda mantenho (mantinha) minha conta no Itaú pq era o único banco em que eu conseguia usar netbanking no computador sem precisar do meu celular. Acabou.

Que inferno a modernidade. Eu quero não ter um celular?
August 3, 2026 at 1:37 PM
*pays doctor 2 weeks ago the remaining $200 for his upcoming surgery in 2 weeks*

*Calls up today to just make sure everything's done*

Doctor's Offic: "We need you to send us the details of the transaction."

Okay, fine, Go to netbanking...
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Ich würde mich sofort für so ein Handy entscheiden - ich kann jedoch leider nicht auf den "Komfort" der Netbanking-App oder ÖBB-Ticket-App für Reservierungen verzichten. Auch ID-Austria.

Es ist verzwickt 🤔🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
April 29, 2024 at 2:24 PM
What a pleasant experience. I had to pay a carpenter for an installation, about €8.000.
Netbanking blocked the payment as it was over the daily limit. Called the bank, and they temporarily lifted the daily limit, and done.
Good balance between minimal fuss and security.
February 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Во случај да пропушти: Дејан Донев (Erste Bank) за KEKS Pay во Македонија и иднината на финтек индустријата
Дејан Донев (Erste Bank) за KEKS Pay во Македонија и иднината на финтек индустријата
За време на Money Motion 2025, ИТ.мк разговараше со Дејан Донев, раководител за развој на дигитални производи во Erste Bank, на повеќе теми околу моменталните трендови во финтек индустријата. Донев е клучен архитект на дигиталната трансформација на Erste Bank и движечка сила зад успешните платформи како KEKS Pay, NetBanking и […] За пристап до оваа содржина, мора да купите 1337 членство или Basic членство. Дејан Донев (Erste Bank) за KEKS Pay во Македонија и иднината на финтек индустријата оригинално е објавен на IT.mk.
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April 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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April 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM
➤ This integration allows Generika Drugstore to accept a wider range of payment methods including credit/debit cards, e-wallets (like GCash), and netbanking, enhancing customer convenience.
August 27, 2026 at 1:33 PM