All the neurallink folks are glitching rn
June 22, 2026 at 2:18 PM
All the neurallink folks are glitching rn
Deutsche 2055: "Wer sich nicht Neurallink implantieren lässt um keinen Schlaf mehr zu benötigen um noch mehr arbeiten zu können ist Stalinist."
January 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Deutsche 2055: "Wer sich nicht Neurallink implantieren lässt um keinen Schlaf mehr zu benötigen um noch mehr arbeiten zu können ist Stalinist."
A blindsight device from Neurallink.
September 17, 2024 at 8:19 PM
A blindsight device from Neurallink.
By that line of thinking, Trump should be booted out of office and Musk should be booted out of Tesla, SpaceX, NeuralLink, the Boeing Co., and StarLink.
March 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
By that line of thinking, Trump should be booted out of office and Musk should be booted out of Tesla, SpaceX, NeuralLink, the Boeing Co., and StarLink.
That's where Elon put the NeuralLink chip
May 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
That's where Elon put the NeuralLink chip
February 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I pinkie promise that I will lobotomize myself on a neurallink before buying ANYTHING from tesla, especially robots. Jebus.
#BankruptMusk
#BankruptMusk
March 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I pinkie promise that I will lobotomize myself on a neurallink before buying ANYTHING from tesla, especially robots. Jebus.
#BankruptMusk
#BankruptMusk
I told my husband about Musk's NeuralLink and about how @kbspangler.com wrote a whole series of books and a webcomic about how its a bad idea, and he said, "They can't even get the computer on my desk working right. All it takes is one update and you're shitting out of your ears."
January 30, 2024 at 3:02 AM
I told my husband about Musk's NeuralLink and about how @kbspangler.com wrote a whole series of books and a webcomic about how its a bad idea, and he said, "They can't even get the computer on my desk working right. All it takes is one update and you're shitting out of your ears."
Neurallink is getting better
whatcha thinkin?
September 15, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Neurallink is getting better
#Billionaires like #fElonMusk don't care about how they destroy your lives.
#Tesla #Starlink #NeuralLink #Swastikars #SpaceX
#Tesla #Starlink #NeuralLink #Swastikars #SpaceX
February 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
#Billionaires like #fElonMusk don't care about how they destroy your lives.
#Tesla #Starlink #NeuralLink #Swastikars #SpaceX
#Tesla #Starlink #NeuralLink #Swastikars #SpaceX
She is Shivon Zilis and she’s on drugs. She’s a VC a company director for Neurallink, former director of Autopilot design for Tesla and she is completely neurotypical.
March 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
She is Shivon Zilis and she’s on drugs. She’s a VC a company director for Neurallink, former director of Autopilot design for Tesla and she is completely neurotypical.
Their neurallink reminds them (sometimes). :P
June 14, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Their neurallink reminds them (sometimes). :P
I Left Twitter Because it Was Getting Too Damn Bigoted #Thanks4NothingMusk
a man with glasses and a beard is talking about neurallink npcs
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June 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I Left Twitter Because it Was Getting Too Damn Bigoted #Thanks4NothingMusk
Sadly, we won't get Nuclead Rapture. We'll get shitty Night City complete with NeuralLink implants that explode if you blink too fast alongside the nuclear accident because some smooth-brain though carbon fiber was "sexier" than lead or boron for reactor containment/control.
March 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sadly, we won't get Nuclead Rapture. We'll get shitty Night City complete with NeuralLink implants that explode if you blink too fast alongside the nuclear accident because some smooth-brain though carbon fiber was "sexier" than lead or boron for reactor containment/control.
beginning to suspect elon was the neurallink test subject
January 31, 2024 at 2:38 AM
beginning to suspect elon was the neurallink test subject
Forgot the human chips that the right said the left were going to do.
March 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Forgot the human chips that the right said the left were going to do.
it would be really funny if the emergency procedure yesterday was for a NeuralLink chip and it's a marionette kinda situation. like there's just air force drone pilots trading Xbox controller shifts in a shipping container somewhere
as funny as it is to imagine a scenario where Trump just randomly keels over and dies because he is an unhealthy senile 80 year old, it's important to keep in mind that the scenario where he has a stroke or heart attack and is merely severely incapicitated but remains alive is MUCH FUNNIER
August 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
it would be really funny if the emergency procedure yesterday was for a NeuralLink chip and it's a marionette kinda situation. like there's just air force drone pilots trading Xbox controller shifts in a shipping container somewhere
July 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I’m betting on the Neuralink Elon has implanted in Don.
a man is laughing and pointing at the camera with the words `` take the neurallink ... trust me it 's safe '' .
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December 22, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I’m betting on the Neuralink Elon has implanted in Don.
Der Chip ist seiner Zeit weit voraus. Da kann ja einfach nix schief gehen. #SchleFaZ
a man is laughing and pointing at the camera with the words `` take the neurallink ... trust me it 's safe '' .
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October 18, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Der Chip ist seiner Zeit weit voraus. Da kann ja einfach nix schief gehen. #SchleFaZ
Animal Abuser. Name In The Epstein Files ⬇️
May 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Animal Abuser. Name In The Epstein Files ⬇️