#NewPhoneHouthis
Russia doesn’t need spies. They just have to wait for someone to butt dial them from the situation room. #NewPhoneHouthis #HegsethDrunkDial #BadSignal #incompetence #incontinence
Don’t drink and text.
March 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
March 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
March 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
March 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Why don't they say it was a test and the journalist passed with flying colors? #newphonehouthis
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
For the ongoing conversation, please use the hashtag #newphonehouthis

PS. I did not come up with it. AFAIK @normative.bsky.social did.
March 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The dumber the mistakes, the less likely we'll be able to convince the people who worship him and believe the media does nothing but lie about him, that he could have hired people who fucked up that badly. #newphonehouthis
March 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
March 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It’s so weird!
Such a mystery!!
#GaslightingOlympics
#NewPhoneHouthis
March 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Poor Pete Hegseth.
Must be awful being a wealthy, powerful white guy, claiming to be victimized by a rogue reporter, and having no one believe you.🥲

#newphonehouthis
March 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM