Trump: "Wow! Gavin Newscum just dropped out of the Presidential Race!!! President DJT"
February 24, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Trump: "Wow! Gavin Newscum just dropped out of the Presidential Race!!! President DJT"
May 18, 2026 at 5:24 PM
gavin newsom: “@POTUS let’s get it done!”
trump: “GAVIN NEWSCUM”
trump: “GAVIN NEWSCUM”
REPORTER: Do you want negotiations to be over now?
TRUMP: Which negotiations?
REPORTER: Over this bill
TRUMP: Oh yeah. Well it's gonna be ... we don't want to benefit Democrat governors ... Gavin Newscum
TRUMP: Which negotiations?
REPORTER: Over this bill
TRUMP: Oh yeah. Well it's gonna be ... we don't want to benefit Democrat governors ... Gavin Newscum
May 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
gavin newsom: “@POTUS let’s get it done!”
trump: “GAVIN NEWSCUM”
trump: “GAVIN NEWSCUM”
How could Newscum do this?
March 22, 2026 at 8:33 PM
How could Newscum do this?
gavin newscum? the dumocrat?
June 3, 2026 at 4:17 AM
gavin newscum? the dumocrat?
After calling Schumer a "Palestinian," Leavitt refers to "Gavin Newscum." So she's just ripping off her boss's smears now.
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
After calling Schumer a "Palestinian," Leavitt refers to "Gavin Newscum." So she's just ripping off her boss's smears now.
We can’t believe Gavin Newscum did this
Florida’s migration patterns are changing. Residents in their prime working years are heading to other states, while fewer people are arriving.
Florida’s Population Boom Fizzles as High Costs Drive Away Middle Class
Orlando and other Florida cities are either losing domestic migrants or gaining them more slowly, threatening the state’s economic model.
on.wsj.com
April 20, 2026 at 9:00 PM
We can’t believe Gavin Newscum did this
Trump’s face when he’s reminded Gavin Newscum is more popular than him
June 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Trump’s face when he’s reminded Gavin Newscum is more popular than him
Why would Gavin Newscum allow this to happen!
April 22, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Why would Gavin Newscum allow this to happen!
Trump: "They want to Mnunchin. Munich, right? You saw Gavin Newscum."
March 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Trump: "They want to Mnunchin. Munich, right? You saw Gavin Newscum."
SPLENDID PARODY OF THE PEDO-IN-CHIEF'S MORONICALLY DERANGED STYLE OF POSTING, DESPITE THE MISSED OPPORTUNITY OF REFERRING TO HIM AS DONALD CHUMP, GOVERNOR NEWSCUM.
4/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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August 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
SPLENDID PARODY OF THE PEDO-IN-CHIEF'S MORONICALLY DERANGED STYLE OF POSTING, DESPITE THE MISSED OPPORTUNITY OF REFERRING TO HIM AS DONALD CHUMP, GOVERNOR NEWSCUM.
4/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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How could Gavin Newscum do this?
The U.S. Postal Service will charge an 8% fee on all package shipments to offset rising fuel costs from Trump's Iran war.
This is the first time USPS has ever imposed fees for fuel costs.
This is the first time USPS has ever imposed fees for fuel costs.
March 25, 2026 at 9:43 PM
How could Gavin Newscum do this?
Trump, speaking to troops at Fort Bragg, attacks "Gavin Newscum"
June 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Trump, speaking to troops at Fort Bragg, attacks "Gavin Newscum"
But he can literally call CA governor Newscum. What a fucking hypocrite.
September 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
But he can literally call CA governor Newscum. What a fucking hypocrite.
Trump:
"The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities."
Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.
"The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities."
Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.
March 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Trump:
"The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities."
Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.
"The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities."
Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.
Trump attacks Gov. Newsom as "newscum" while he tries to deal with a horrific natural disaster in his state
January 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Trump attacks Gov. Newsom as "newscum" while he tries to deal with a horrific natural disaster in his state
Gavin Newscum? Wow, somebody’s thesaurus was set to “12-year-old with a crush.”
June 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Gavin Newscum? Wow, somebody’s thesaurus was set to “12-year-old with a crush.”
Trump in California threatens to withhold federal emergency aid from California unless Gavin "Newscum" changes his water policy
October 13, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Trump in California threatens to withhold federal emergency aid from California unless Gavin "Newscum" changes his water policy
TRUMP: Gavin Newscum
MODERATOR: Newsom
TRUMP: That's the first time I've ever been corrected
MODERATOR: There are CEOs out there. If they said that about a rival CEO, they'd be sacked
MODERATOR: Newsom
TRUMP: That's the first time I've ever been corrected
MODERATOR: There are CEOs out there. If they said that about a rival CEO, they'd be sacked
October 15, 2024 at 6:00 PM
TRUMP: Gavin Newscum
MODERATOR: Newsom
TRUMP: That's the first time I've ever been corrected
MODERATOR: There are CEOs out there. If they said that about a rival CEO, they'd be sacked
MODERATOR: Newsom
TRUMP: That's the first time I've ever been corrected
MODERATOR: There are CEOs out there. If they said that about a rival CEO, they'd be sacked
Surprised the judge didn’t call him “Newscum.”
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Surprised the judge didn’t call him “Newscum.”
Nicki Minaj: “For young men, don’t be Newscum (Gavin Newsom) .. Dear young men, you have amazing role models like our handsome, dashing president...”
December 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Nicki Minaj: “For young men, don’t be Newscum (Gavin Newsom) .. Dear young men, you have amazing role models like our handsome, dashing president...”
RECALL NEWSCUM
lol. so this is how the episode starts
March 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
RECALL NEWSCUM
Can’t wait until Republicans blame this on Gavin Newscum!
March 31, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Can’t wait until Republicans blame this on Gavin Newscum!