#NewStrainSunday
#NewStrainSunday: Jedi Blunt Plug.

The force is inside you.
September 27, 2026 at 8:46 PM
#NewStrainSunday presents: KafkaCake Hybrid

Go to sleep peacefully. Wake up a hideous vermin
July 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
#NewStrainSunday presents: Fall Foliage.

The dudes seem indifferent about it but it’s making the ladies absolutely lose their goddamn minds.
September 20, 2026 at 6:45 PM
#NewStrainSunday presents: Snozzberries.

It tastes like snozzberries.
August 23, 2026 at 9:47 PM
#NewStrainSunday presents: Waffle House

You’ll eat too much food inside then get into a fistfight outside
June 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
#NewStrainSunday presents: Data Center Indica

You’ll drink all the water in the house, and have nothing to show for it
July 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
#NewStrainSunday presents: Cabo Wabo Dessert Indica

So sweet you’ll say it twice, and then sleep for 12 hours.
June 21, 2026 at 11:07 PM
#NewStrainSunday: WMD Dreams

That’s Weed of Mass Depression, now 40% off!
September 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
#NewStrainSunday presents: J. Edgar Loser

A delightful sativa that will probably get you arrested
June 28, 2026 at 5:29 PM
#NewStrainSunday presents: Scorpion

Get over here.
May 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
#NewStrainSunday presents: Dracula Cum

You’ll see the world different if you can ever stop coffin
June 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
#NewStrainSunday: NFL Sunday Ticket

You will spend the day on the couch, eating snacks and occasionally cheering.
September 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
#NewStrainSunday presents: Stalin

It’s an Indicatator 🫡
August 31, 2026 at 12:08 AM
#NewStrainSunday presents: Gangster Bitch Barbie

You WILL wake up in a ditch with the worst haircut of your life.
May 31, 2026 at 9:58 PM
#NewStrainSunday presents: World Cup Sativa

You will have no idea what’s going on but everyone’s gonna be real enthusiastic about it
July 19, 2026 at 7:26 PM
#NewStrainSunday presents: ChingaTuMadre Sativa

Don’t speak Spanish? Smoke it and you will
May 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
#NewStrainSunday presente: NoMamesGuey Indica.

Que se indica? No se, pero no mames guey.
May 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
#NewStrainSunday presents: Broken Bluesky

You’ll be able to hear just fine but your eyes stop working for a bit
August 16, 2026 at 11:16 PM
#NewStrainSunday presents: OG ESSENCE THUNDERFUCK

It's like when you have a dream you're using the toilet but wake up in your own piss
August 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
#NewStrainSunday presents: Juan Cholo

It shoots first, comprende?
August 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
#NewStrainSunday: Independence Day

You’ll have a great time. You might see Jeff Goldblum.
July 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM