The dudes seem indifferent about it but it’s making the ladies absolutely lose their goddamn minds.
The dudes seem indifferent about it but it’s making the ladies absolutely lose their goddamn minds.
You’ll eat too much food inside then get into a fistfight outside
You’ll eat too much food inside then get into a fistfight outside
You’ll drink all the water in the house, and have nothing to show for it
You’ll drink all the water in the house, and have nothing to show for it
So sweet you’ll say it twice, and then sleep for 12 hours.
So sweet you’ll say it twice, and then sleep for 12 hours.
You will spend the day on the couch, eating snacks and occasionally cheering.
You will spend the day on the couch, eating snacks and occasionally cheering.
You WILL wake up in a ditch with the worst haircut of your life.
You WILL wake up in a ditch with the worst haircut of your life.
You will have no idea what’s going on but everyone’s gonna be real enthusiastic about it
You will have no idea what’s going on but everyone’s gonna be real enthusiastic about it
You’ll be able to hear just fine but your eyes stop working for a bit
You’ll be able to hear just fine but your eyes stop working for a bit
It's like when you have a dream you're using the toilet but wake up in your own piss
It's like when you have a dream you're using the toilet but wake up in your own piss