If my doctor sounded like RFK, I’d go back to smoking Newports.
September 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If my doctor sounded like RFK, I’d go back to smoking Newports.
Car for the guy who still calls meeting women "hunting trim" and smokes Newports
August 27, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Car for the guy who still calls meeting women "hunting trim" and smokes Newports
He doesn't NEED Newports, Jort
September 27, 2026 at 6:42 AM
He doesn't NEED Newports, Jort
same mutual at 40: 3 newports my best friend
October 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
same mutual at 40: 3 newports my best friend
The Berks County starter pack
April 28, 2026 at 9:58 PM
The Berks County starter pack
Newports and Cybertruck
August 28, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Newports and Cybertruck
Got my son this toy truck that looks like a box of Newports
September 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Got my son this toy truck that looks like a box of Newports
kobold pulling cigarettes out of a pack of newports and eating them like candy
February 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
kobold pulling cigarettes out of a pack of newports and eating them like candy
Quark should have smoked Newports, no context given
“tell me your most minor star trek opinion. something that would have like a 0.2% effect on canon if changed.”
vash should've been a recurring character on deep space nine
vash should've been a recurring character on deep space nine
July 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Quark should have smoked Newports, no context given
no fucking way free mother fucking newports !
September 6, 2024 at 5:00 PM
no fucking way free mother fucking newports !
Newports: Fraught With Pleasure
April 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Newports: Fraught With Pleasure
thank you valve for adding newports to deadlock
May 28, 2026 at 1:07 AM
thank you valve for adding newports to deadlock
This was the kinda car that got me to start smoking Newports
August 16, 2026 at 2:22 AM
This was the kinda car that got me to start smoking Newports
Babe lemme get a suck on them piggie Newports
March 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Babe lemme get a suck on them piggie Newports
Yoshi and the Mysterious Book DLC, "Boshi and the Pack of Newports from the Circle K"
May 25, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Yoshi and the Mysterious Book DLC, "Boshi and the Pack of Newports from the Circle K"
Dont forget to leave baby carrots and a pack of newports out for the easter bunny tonight
April 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Dont forget to leave baby carrots and a pack of newports out for the easter bunny tonight
inspired by a post I saw on here and have since lost, I've started reading "AI companies" as "cigarette manufacturers," so something like this becomes "maker of Newports backs bill to fund smoking literacy in schools"
the biggest tech companies in the world are endorsing a new bill that would shove AI onto kids in school www.404media.co/literacy-in-...
OpenAI, Google, and Microsoft Back Bill to Fund ‘AI Literacy’ in Schools
A new bill introduced by Senators Adam Schiff and Mike Rounds would award grants to the National Science Foundation—which has endured massive funding cuts under the Trump Administration for science re...
www.404media.co
May 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
inspired by a post I saw on here and have since lost, I've started reading "AI companies" as "cigarette manufacturers," so something like this becomes "maker of Newports backs bill to fund smoking literacy in schools"
If Eddie Kingston had a bat signal it’d be a pack of Newports #AEWCollision
🙏 Eddie Kingston, we need you 🙏
December 22, 2024 at 2:14 AM
If Eddie Kingston had a bat signal it’d be a pack of Newports #AEWCollision
this Santa smokes newports
August 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
this Santa smokes newports