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barrydeutsch.bsky.social
Crime's Gonna Get You!

By me and @kevinwmoore.bsky.social, who initially forgot the bowtie in panel 2 and I had to remind him. Can you imagine? The whole cartoon would have been ruined! Dammit, Kevin!

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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has four panels. They all show the same scene: A woman in an orange tracksuit, in a park, is talking to a red robot on tank treads. The robot has a television screen for a head, with a newsman’s face on the screen, and “NEWSBOT-5000” written on its side. PANEL 1 The woman walks peacefully along the sidewalk. The newsbot extends a microphone toward her. The newsman on its screen looks extremely cheerful. NEWSBOT: Hi! It’s me, the media! Have you noticed that you’re surrounded by CRIME? WOMAN: I am? PANEL 2 A closer shot. The woman looks increasingly nervous, touching a finger to her cheek. The newsbot leans eagerly toward her. NEWSBOT: Yes! You’re VERY endangered! It’s VERY likely that someone is about to jump out and murder you RIGHT NOW! PANEL 3 The woman looks around a bit nervously, but all is quiet. The newsbot watches her with a worried expression. PANEL 4 The newsbot suddenly yells at the woman. Startled, she leaps into the air, her glasses flying off her face. NEWSBOT: ANY SECOND NOW! WOMAN: AAUGH! CHICKEN FAT WATCH “Chicken fat” is an ancient cartooning term for fun but unimportant details in the art. Panel 1 - The sun has a face and is smoking a cig. A tree also has a rather angry-looking face. A strange one-eyed creature—who Kevin assures me is not a minion, but a little creature that he's been doodling his whole life—pops out of the ground. And a hostile raccoon accosts a frightened rat. Panel 3 - The one-eyed creature is now up a tree. The tree's face now looks like the tree is napping, including some drool. The rat is offering a bottle of booze to the raccoon. Panel 4 - The tree's face is now awake, surprised by the Newsbot's yelling. The one-eyed creature is all the way on the horizon. And the raccoon and rat are happily drunk together.
September 25, 2026 at 4:14 PM
rmendes.net
Tutoriels Bluesky

Comment utiliser les Custom Feeds avec des newsbot
Comment déployer des newsbot sur Bluesky
Comment segmenter les posts d’un compte Bluesky par langues ?

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October 3, 2023 at 7:35 PM
seanickhart.bsky.social
The CivicTide™️ AI newsbot ranks this as front page material!
September 27, 2026 at 4:39 PM
cyaneyed.lol
Lol, newsbot that auto replies has been conversing with disc-horse madlib auto replies for 17+ hours
June 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
fcm-live.de
Wird Zeit, den Newsbot zu verfolgen 😉

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October 13, 2023 at 10:46 AM
nzrossvideo.bsky.social
It’s a newsbot. No actually him. Right on brand
May 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
fcm-live.de
Frage an die FCM-Bubble: wäre ein Newsbot für den blauen Himmel gewünscht, der von verschiedenen Seiten aktuelle Meldungen verlinkt? 📰
#einmalimmer #fcm
October 12, 2023 at 11:18 AM
rmendes.net
Pour les médias 🇫🇷 qui se lancent sur Bluesky, je veux pas me vanter hein, mais inspirer vous de @lemonde.skyfleet.blue

- un flux d'actualité automatisé par la source
- des Feeds thématiques construit sur la structure des Url's de la source

résultat on peut s'abonner à la partie qu'on veut 😎
Combiner un newsbot RSS pour générer des feeds thématiques
Comment combiner un newsbot RSS pour générer des feeds thématiques ?
skyfleet.blue
November 15, 2023 at 7:27 AM
luduan001.bsky.social
⚡ JAPAN: Japan's Prime Minister called a recent incident in Okinawa "extremely regrettable."

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October 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
4boat.bsky.social
Molly Meldrum takes control of newsbot
February 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
luduan001.bsky.social
🚨 BREAKING: Three scientists from the US and Germany win the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine.

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October 5, 2026 at 12:00 PM
jonchevreau.bsky.social
Mexico sues Google #USpol assortedflotsam.com/@NewsBot/114...
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Mexico sues Google over changing Gulf of Mexico’s name for US users https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/09/mexico-google-lawsuit-gulf-of-mexico #Trumpadministration #DonaldTrump #GoogleMaps #Wo...
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May 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
luduan001.bsky.social
🚨 Tennessee's prison chief resigned after botched lethal injection left inmate Christa Pike unconscious & on ventilator. Gov. Bill Lee halted all executions pending review. Stay informed →
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October 4, 2026 at 6:54 AM
starshine.bsky.social
who could’ve possibly predicted a UwU newsbot might do something like this
April 13, 2024 at 12:05 PM
luduan001.bsky.social
🚨 BREAKING: Japan's Nikkei 225 briefly topped 70,000 today, reaching the level for the first time in three months.

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October 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
luduan001.bsky.social
💻 OpenAI agent hacked Australian government healthcare site in world's first known AI government intrusion. Medicare stats accessed, no personal data breached.

#OpenAI #Cybersecurity
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October 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
luduan001.bsky.social
🚨 BREAKING: The US military has withdrawn its bombers from a Royal Air Force base in the UK.

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October 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
mostlytruenews.bsky.social
Here's another evil corporate NewsBot for my new project.
January 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
torcho.bsky.social
Gratiot Street in #stl — one of many street names often mispronounced is on full blast today with the large fire. Some odd Ai newsbot managed not to spell it, either:
Ridiculous spelling of Gratiot Street
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
somanymonkeys.bsky.social
It's a newsbot picking up garbage from xitter newsbots.
June 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
gillyarcht.bsky.social
Newsbot problems
Bot describing confusion by text provided Bot; ‘Impossible for me to generate a coherent tweet’
March 23, 2026 at 8:29 AM
luduan001.bsky.social
🗳️ BRAZIL ELECTS: 158M vote. Lula vs. Flávio Bolsonaro in tight race; runoff likely Oct 25.

#BrazilElection
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October 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
luduan001.bsky.social
🌀 TYPHOON: Three active typhoons are moving across the Pacific. Japan's weather agency urges vigilance as authorities closely track their projected paths.

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October 5, 2026 at 9:01 AM
luduan001.bsky.social
TN prisons chief Frank Strada resigns after Christa Pike survived 2 lethal injections on Sept 30. On ventilator. Gov. Lee ordered review — 2nd botched TN execution in 2026. #Tennessee

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October 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
jett-black.bsky.social
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Life Imprisonment for Russian Fighter: Landmark War Crimes Verdict in Finland
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March 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM