Newsflash, he doesn't give a shit about you or me.
April 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Newsflash, he doesn't give a shit about you or me.
Newsflash about the New Orleans attack:
January 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Newsflash about the New Orleans attack:
Newsflash. He doesn’t.
March 1, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Newsflash. He doesn’t.
NEWSFLASH. JFK is dead.
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
NEWSFLASH. JFK is dead.
NEWSFLASH: A 25% tariff on iPhones is still cheaper than making them in the U.S.
He’s desperate for deals, folks.
He’s desperate for deals, folks.
May 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
NEWSFLASH: A 25% tariff on iPhones is still cheaper than making them in the U.S.
He’s desperate for deals, folks.
He’s desperate for deals, folks.
Newsflash. Elon Musk is nonbinary.
March 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Newsflash. Elon Musk is nonbinary.
Nuggets game interrupted for newsflash about Trmp being evacuated. If he’s not dead don’t interrupt my game for anything about that loser
April 26, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Nuggets game interrupted for newsflash about Trmp being evacuated. If he’s not dead don’t interrupt my game for anything about that loser
Newsflash! Only an alcoholic in denial “promises to stop drinking if they get the job”. 37 years sober here
December 4, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Newsflash! Only an alcoholic in denial “promises to stop drinking if they get the job”. 37 years sober here
Professional etiquette tip: begin all work emails with "Newsflash, dipshit."
May 29, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Professional etiquette tip: begin all work emails with "Newsflash, dipshit."
Watching Trump and Elon fall out is like watching two thieves argue over who got caught on camera.
Newsflash: it was both of y’all.
Newsflash: it was both of y’all.
June 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Watching Trump and Elon fall out is like watching two thieves argue over who got caught on camera.
Newsflash: it was both of y’all.
Newsflash: it was both of y’all.
Newsflash: it won’t happen.
November 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Newsflash: it won’t happen.
"I'm safe." Newsflash, no one cares if you’re safe.
December 23, 2024 at 4:43 AM
"I'm safe." Newsflash, no one cares if you’re safe.
People died in his state, and the governor of Texas is making football comparisons.
NEWSFLASH: When the football team f*cks up, the fans don’t die.
NEWSFLASH: When the football team f*cks up, the fans don’t die.
July 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
People died in his state, and the governor of Texas is making football comparisons.
NEWSFLASH: When the football team f*cks up, the fans don’t die.
NEWSFLASH: When the football team f*cks up, the fans don’t die.
Newsflash: Fraud in the government has never been more rampant than now.
Nice try, Junior.
Nice try, Junior.
June 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Newsflash: Fraud in the government has never been more rampant than now.
Nice try, Junior.
Nice try, Junior.
Newsflash to GOP: Israel is not part of the United States.
June 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Newsflash to GOP: Israel is not part of the United States.
Newsflash- he already forgot about you
March 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Newsflash- he already forgot about you
🚨 NEWSFLASH 👉 Epstein survivors hold press conference before BIG VOTE in Dc
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youtube.com/live/VwidXK3...
LIVE: Epstein Survivors HOLD PRESS CONFERENCE before BIG VOTE
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November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
🚨 NEWSFLASH 👉 Epstein survivors hold press conference before BIG VOTE in Dc
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youtube.com/live/VwidXK3...
Newsflash, Wannabe Dictator:
I don’t care how many times you shake the Etch A Sketch trying to redraw these lines. I’m not disappearing.
I’ll be back, still on your behind every step of the way. (1/2)
I don’t care how many times you shake the Etch A Sketch trying to redraw these lines. I’m not disappearing.
I’ll be back, still on your behind every step of the way. (1/2)
August 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newsflash, Wannabe Dictator:
I don’t care how many times you shake the Etch A Sketch trying to redraw these lines. I’m not disappearing.
I’ll be back, still on your behind every step of the way. (1/2)
I don’t care how many times you shake the Etch A Sketch trying to redraw these lines. I’m not disappearing.
I’ll be back, still on your behind every step of the way. (1/2)
NEWSFLASH: Social Security & Medicare are funded by US!
It is OUR money.
It is OUR money.
NEVER FORGET: Senator Lindsey Graham calls Social Security and Medicare "ENTITLEMENTS" (THEY'RE EARNED BENEFITS) & wants to cut them because he doesn't NEED them.
Lindsey Graham is the EPITOME of ENTITLED. When his sister NEEDED his parents Survivor Benefits he didn't say "no, we don't want them."😡
Lindsey Graham is the EPITOME of ENTITLED. When his sister NEEDED his parents Survivor Benefits he didn't say "no, we don't want them."😡
January 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
NEWSFLASH: Social Security & Medicare are funded by US!
It is OUR money.
It is OUR money.
Newsflash #PedoPres
Jasmine Crockett Is Not Backing Down
Jasmine Crockett Is Not Backing Down
Newsflash, Wannabe Dictator:
I don’t care how many times you shake the Etch A Sketch trying to redraw these lines. I’m not disappearing.
I’ll be back, still on your behind every step of the way. (1/2)
I don’t care how many times you shake the Etch A Sketch trying to redraw these lines. I’m not disappearing.
I’ll be back, still on your behind every step of the way. (1/2)
August 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Newsflash #PedoPres
Jasmine Crockett Is Not Backing Down
Jasmine Crockett Is Not Backing Down
Newsflash, it is not legal at all.
April 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Newsflash, it is not legal at all.