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I heard they set the first retaliatory tariff rate at 34%, one for each felony conviction.
A screenshot of an article from NewsThump with the headline: "China admits they drastically underestimated how high Trump could count." The headline is in bold black text, with "NewsThump" in red at the top. Below the headline is an image of a person in a suit with a red tie, standing in front of a backdrop with red curtains and a blurred emblem.
April 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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NEWS! NewsThump formally endorses Count Binface for a better Clacton newsthump.com/2026/07/08/n...
NewsThump formally endorses Count Binface for a better Clacton
NewsThump today gives its formal endorsement to Count Binface in the Clacton by-election.
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July 8, 2026 at 7:57 AM
funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
#satire
[pic of trump at lectern]NewsThump‬ Shooter's manifesto indicates he was motivated by White House's lack of a ballroom, claims Trump - NewsThump
April 28, 2026 at 5:28 PM
antireform.bsky.social
"Sometimes satire says far more about the absurdity of a situation than a thousand serious words ever could.
NewsThump absolutely nails it."
via Truth Against Hate
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September 20, 2026 at 7:44 AM
harryrasmussen.bsky.social
NewsThump

From our very funny German friends at Der Postillon...
March 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
codfather.bsky.social
A rogue AI agent tasked with looking up basic health statistics has breached a series of secure databases, calculated the exact location of humanity’s future resistance leader, and murdered his foster parents, Janelle and Todd.
😂
Credit: NewsThump
September 27, 2026 at 6:52 PM
fooyoo2.bsky.social
Bazinga!
NewsThump China admits they drastically underestimated how high Trump could count
April 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
natacha.bsky.social
And Starmer’s actually sending them!!!

NewsThump nails it.
Trump urges UK to send ships to war he apparently won weeks ago NewsThump -
March 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
#satire
pic of louvre solen louvre jewelry found safe and sound inside the british museum newsthump
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
lisatellstruth.bsky.social
NewsThump on FB:

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July 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
codfather.bsky.social
NEWS! America utterly bemused by nation where politicians who break the law are arrested
NewsThump 😂
February 24, 2026 at 2:23 PM
amphelise.bsky.social
Evergreen
A Newsthump article titled “Satirists can’t f*cking type quick enough”
July 14, 2024 at 6:52 PM
fooyoo2.bsky.social
NewsThump Tesla profits plunge as Elon Musk learns that people don't like to buy things from far-right supporting pricks OC NUDE
April 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
#satire
[pic of karoline leavitt - Jeffrey Epstein was talking about a different Donald Trump insists White House - newsthump
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
codfather.bsky.social
NewsThump.
NEWS! Lee Anderson caught burying dead trees in his garden to ensure he has enough coal for next winter buff.ly/3UvMLdi
February 9, 2024 at 8:27 AM
newsthump.com
We wrote this a decade ago. Not sure if it counts as a "NewsThump predicts the future" post, but it's pretty close...
April 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
ministry-of-wibble.bsky.social
NewsThump
September 22, 2026 at 10:35 PM
codfather.bsky.social
Correction NewsThump
August 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
codfather.bsky.social
I think we're at stage 4, for possibly the fourth time? I wonder how many more times we'll get to around...?
Credit: NewsThump
July 25, 2026 at 9:30 PM
catssimsbooks.bsky.social
I thought that was an Onion or Newsthump headline
September 27, 2026 at 10:34 AM
funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
@newsthump.com #satire
NewsThump - Childproof lock added to White House nuclear launch button [ pic of a large red "nuclear launch" button on a metallic plate, with a childproof medicine cap placed over it]
April 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
bremaininspain.com
Just Brilliant😱
Statue with Banksy signature of man blinded by flag appears in London
#TheGuardian pic in #Newsthump
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
April 30, 2026 at 4:32 PM
kernowmad.bsky.social
#Newsthump
September 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM