#Newsflash
November 4, 2026 at 4:52 AM
"He didn't care anymore". Newsflash, sweetie: he never did care.
November 2, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Newsflash, parents: Your child's sexuality is NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!
November 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Newsflash I’m lactose intolerant and am in danger ⚠️
November 4, 2026 at 12:58 AM
NEWSFLASH: People want rights and nice things
November 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
At least in appearance.
Muppet Newsflash
ALT: Muppet Newsflash
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November 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Excuse me! It’s Percy here. Newsflash! Mum put a box in the hall, ready for the recycling, but I thought… “that would make a nice house!” So I’ve moved in. I might stay here for the evening… see how I get on.
November 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I only get my election news from the most credible sources
November 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Newsflash to RFK Jr. "Hello, McFly!"
November 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Propaganda Newsflash
ALT: Propaganda Newsflash
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October 31, 2026 at 6:38 PM
"Newsflash, asshole! I've been in love with you this entire time!" Is a very Nathan and creek quote 2 me
November 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Haha! Newsflash!
November 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Newsflash :

It's a World Wide thing.

We All hate him equally. Every country on the planet.

All the Countries that were hit with ridiculous tariffs

All the Countries that received Trumps Threats !!

All the Agreements that Trump ripped up

All the lies that Trump told daily.

Yes, we hate him !
November 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Right?! Newsflash…
November 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
NEWSFLASH: Zelenskyy gives pre-midterms speech criticizing Trump and Vance.

Zelenskyy gave a dark speech in the heart of Europe Tuesday, warning about American unreliability and how the midterms will determine the future.

Did the White House blackmail Kyiv?
Zelenskyy gives pre-midterms speech criticizing Trump and Vance.
His election-day warning: America is “much more focused on itself.”
www.counteroffensive.news
November 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Newsflash motherfuckers: your idea fucking sucks. Yes, yours. Yes, that one that you're thinking of right now. And guess what? Its going to remain a big pile of shit unless you go through the friction of learning how to make it exist.
November 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
October 30, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Stolen, my ass. Newsflash, Bibi, the world fucking hates GENOCIDE!

apnews.com/article/isra...
Netanyahu’s party claims election 'stolen' as results show him losing majority
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his party have amplified claims that the country's election was “stolen” by Arab-led parties.
apnews.com
October 30, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I’m reading Republicans say now is the time to make dramatic changes to their party. Wut?

NEWSFLASH: It ain’t your party anymore. It’s Trump’s, he’s said versions of this repeatedly. There is no more Republican Party. There’s a MAGA party with some Republicans in denial that they’d been conquered.
November 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
It sure as hell was until the corrupt scotus screwed everything up. It's really pretty simple. If you don't want an abortion, don't get one. If someone else wants one, NEWSFLASH, it's none of your frigging business. Simple. Myofb.
November 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Newsflash: it just did, because fuck OU FOREVER!

#HookEm #OUStillSucks
Meanwhile, the Oklahoma Sooners men’s basketball team is about to lose at home to East Texas A&M in its first game of the season.
November 3, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I want him too. Newsflash buddy
October 31, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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November 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Newsflash, voting for a Republican is NOT voting against bigotry and hatred. Mike Rogers literally held a rally with the being in the White House in October who has vowed to punish Black people just for existing. Condemning one form of bigotry but accepting another is NOT ok.
November 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM