#NextYearsTurkeyPlans
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans

maybe we have octopus instead?
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December 1, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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they're roaming the streets in gangs now,
think I'll let them be before there's any trouble😂
December 1, 2024 at 3:27 AM
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans is eating steak instead
December 1, 2024 at 3:03 AM
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans serving this.
December 1, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Don't let my sister cook the turkey. #NextYearsTurkeyPlans
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 AM
December 1, 2024 at 3:05 AM
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans are not looking good
December 1, 2024 at 3:06 AM
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans will involve way more edibles
December 1, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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Grow a big enough turkey to turn into a submersible to go tour the Titanic wreck
December 1, 2024 at 3:18 AM
#nextyearsturkeyplans ...beg your pardon?
December 1, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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Hope there's actually a Thanksgiving next year and we're not in nuclear winter
December 1, 2024 at 3:04 AM
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans Visit The Country Instead!
December 1, 2024 at 3:18 AM
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans plenty of sides.
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December 1, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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I don’t know …. Maybe avoid getting my head chopped off???
December 1, 2024 at 3:05 AM
At least an election won’t ruin #NextYearsTurkeyPlans
December 1, 2024 at 3:13 AM
December 1, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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Will involve Ham cause it's way tastier
December 1, 2024 at 3:35 AM
December 1, 2024 at 3:02 AM
December 1, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Get the bastard dizzy.
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December 1, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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Same as this year's. Go to niece's place and eat until almost uncomfortable and chat and socialize a bit.
December 1, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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We are eating at my favorite bar/restaurant. Somebody else is driving. I will make tacky & off color jokes in between giving thanks. There will be drinks.
December 1, 2024 at 3:04 AM
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans will probably be the same as this years
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December 1, 2024 at 3:02 AM
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans Make niche erotica for a select clientele willing to fork over big money for it.
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 AM
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans to try to run faster.
December 1, 2024 at 3:36 AM