#NoEyeContact

Do NOT look the left one in the eye-
you been warned!!

#awawart #noeyecontact #trap #art #awawa #love

#BloodFlow #Release #Touch #NoEyeContact

Lulu is NOT allowed on the counter tops. You can tell she knows this #noeyecontact #catsofbluesky 😻

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like I'd make a lot more progress in therapy with a back-to-back approach rather than face-to-face 🫣

#noeyecontact #awkwardsilence #introvertedaf

Tell me why it’s so hard for us Norwegians to look in each others eyes? The amount of aquardnezzzz in social and public places is real.!!!
#scandiculture #lol #socialperrfection #vikings #noeyecontact #imjustashadow

Running into another toy collector scouring the Ross clearance section has the same energy as when another dude comes through the beaded curtain at the back of the video store. #NoEyeContact

Sertifikat er bra, men jeg tenker at det også bør være reaksjoner mor de eierne som har hunder som har skadet folk eller dyr - og la de som har trent hunden og/eller har hunder med lite skadepotensiale, være i fred uten masse begrensninger.
#NoTouch #NoTalk #NoEyeContact

Variation POV: Sperm bank waiting room at peak hours…
No talking.
No eye contact.
Just dudes gripping lotion, staring at walls, hoping the last guy didn’t drain the “inspiration” 😭💀
Receptionist: “Thanks for coming 😏”
(Yeah… we all did.)
#SpermBankVibes #ThanksForComing #NoEyeContact #AwkwardAF

POV: Sperm bank waiting room at peak hours…
No talking.
No eye contact.
Just dudes gripping lotion, staring at walls, hoping the last guy didn’t drain the “inspiration” 😭💀
Receptionist: “Thanks for coming 😏”
(Yeah… we all did.)
#SpermBankVibes #ThanksForComing #NoEyeContact #AwkwardAF #POV

Dinner with a Sadie (my puppy sister) in the background. She watches us so closely 😂😂 Any sudden moves cause her to focus right on you!

#Dinner #puppy #NoEyeContact #puppysister #150lbLapdog

Being dragged off of an overbooked flight: bad
being the guy who gets to sit in that seat? Worse. Much Worse

#NoEyeContact #UnitedAirlines

Dear naked selfie man: where are you going to post that? #lockerroom #noeyecontact

There are way too many dudes at the gym who feel comfortable being naked. #noeyecontact