Escalating is bad, but tell me again, who's escalating?
#NoIce #NoGuard #NoMarines #NoKings

Always mashin on defense call me Terry Noguard

I think I've decided a way to get NoGuard Fissure Machamp in pokemon champions lol

It's convoluted and inefficient
But do I do it for the LOLs 🤔?

@fizzix.bsky.social
You weren't lying. Dude is fucking peak
Using him to give NoGuard to an instakiller is fucking hilarious

More like Noguard, amirite ?
(though I kinda feel bad for the devs who got clowned on for a whole month...)

This prehistoric hunter has found its prey in National Dex AAA, our July's National Dex Spotlight Ladder of the Month!

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#NoGuard #NationalGuard

Entertainment is peak and Swap Ability is too. One of those on a creature with NoGuard

Hawlucha sadly doesn't have that ability in champions... Cuz balancing lol

So the meat of it

NoGuard means all moves hit:
- All moves the Pokemon uses are guaranteed to hit opponents and all moves they use on that pokemon are also guaranteed hits

Fissure was a 1 hit kill move like Guillotine

Back in the day, you COULD get a secret ability Champ with NoGuard as a special NPC trade then have a trainer teach it Fissure BUT!!
- Pokemon home will auto change Champs ability to its default if you try to transfer it

Max out its speed stat and boom
- My turn, Fissure, GG, smell ya later nerd

A current metta in Champions is people running MegaRaichu because it gets NoGuard and can learn Focus Blast.... Basically ensuring it's faster and nukes steel/stone/dark and basically anything without enough Special Def

Use ability swap on it and watch them miss every focus blast lol
I shoulda lost

What's trace even do?
Let ya know what they've got??

Like..
I can't read that fast so it's wasted on me lol.... Gut instinct and memory is what I go offa
I know Pikachu Y got NoGuard and a couple others

// Weekly album recap, Pt. II: April 4th

#DYNAMITE — Settle the Score - EP
#Glare — Sunset Funeral
#Haywire617 & #NoGuard — SHIRTS VS. SKINS - EP
#NotWithoutPunishment — Blood Runs Cold - EP

// Friday releases, Pt. III.I: April 4th

#StaticDress — face.
#Invertor — Дискомфорт
#Haywire617 & #NoGuard — SHIRTS VS. SKINS - EP
@galleonsofficial.bsky.social — INVISIBLE ( #DuranDuran Cover)

NoGUARD C LOAD

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