Who said heaven can wait? #HeavensDoor
If no one answers you know where you can go. #DigracelandDizigns #NetArt #GraphicTees
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#KnockingOnHeavensDoor #NoSolicitors

These door to door sales associates are getting too aggressive…..

#nosolicitors #dogs #dogparent #salestips #comedy #frenchbulldog

I need a “No Solicitors” sign.
Let me know if you have clever ideas. My wife says I can’t get the Claymore mine.
#NoSolicitors

So apparently Netflix has door-to-door solicitors now? How odd.

#Netflix #Wednesday #NoSolicitors #advertising

Just heard you #Earthlings are sending a probe to #Europa.

You won’t find anything. I warned them you’re coming.

They’re turning the lights off and pretending they’re not home until you leave.

#EuropaClipper #nosolicitors

No soliciting sign, available at wildpinesepoxy.etsy.com
#nosoliciting #nosolicitors #funny

But really. How could a solicitor read this and still decide to knock on my door? #nosolicitors