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@benniepup1.bsky.social

G'night Pals😴 I's hope's my dreams come true🙏🍊🪦⚰️🙏

#StopTheMadness
#ShitheadInChief
#PedoInTheWhitewashHouse
#NobelPieceOfShitPrize
#BoredOfPeace
#IsHeDeadYet

March 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM

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@sportponies.bsky.social

#TrumpsWins #NobelPieceOfShitPrize #POS #PieceOfShit #DonaldJpieceOfShitTrump

June 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM

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@benniepup1.bsky.social

Happy #Friyay Pals! I's not sure if this considered irony but how's come the #PedoPrez so's Hellbent on restoring peace between Israel and Hamas🕊️ Yet at the same time he waging war on his own country💣💥😾

#NobelPieceOfShitPrize 💩🏆
#NotAPeacemaker
#IsHeDeadYet

October 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM

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@robzienc.bsky.social

They forgot to mention he has a cat anus for a mouth.
#PedoPresident
#NobelPieceOfShitPrize

October 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM

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@sportponies.bsky.social

I #Nominate #DonaldTrump for #NobelPieceOfShitPrize

July 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM

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@benniepup1.bsky.social

#NobelPieceOfShitPrize 💩🏆🍊🤡

January 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM

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@sportponies.bsky.social

#NobelPieceOfShitPrize

Ernest @fintechernest.bsky.social · Sep 5

This is a stretch…

September 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM

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@reduxpanda.bsky.social

I know who deserves the #NobelPieceOfShitPrize.

August 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM

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@sportponies.bsky.social

👇 #Trump gets the #NobelPieceOfSHITprize

@Peg33 @peg33.bsky.social · Aug 17

August 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM

enrich12

@enrich12.bsky.social

Something about sending the military in to terrorize your own citizens blah blah blah blah... #NobelPieceofShitPrize

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October 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM

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@sportponies.bsky.social

He'd #WIN the #NobelPieceOfShitPrize 😉😊😋

GingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · Jul 16

If there were a Nobel Prize for lying, he'd win every year 🙄

July 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM

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@sportponies.bsky.social

#Trump #deserves

👏👏👏 #NobelPieceOfShitPrize 👏👏👏

Heather e^-1/x^2 @heathermoandco.bsky.social · Jun 21

Like everything the demented arsonist-in-chief does, Trump thinks he should get praise & awards for (partially) intervening in destruction of his own making. He likely wants to declare war on #Iran, so he can then stop it, thinking it will get him a Nobel Prize. #DementiaDon #Kakistocracy

@mattgaetz tweeted a post by Trump on his “Truth Social” where Trump takes credit for both unsuccessful endeavours and endeavours he was not the driver of.

You deserve it @realDonaldTrump!

Donald J. Trump O @realDonald Trump
I am very happy to report that I have arranged, along with Secretary of State Marco Rubio, a wonderful Treaty between the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and the Republic of Rwanda, in their War, which was known for violent bloodshed and death, more so even than most other Wars, and has gone on for decades. Representatives from Rwanda and the Congo will be in Washington on Monday to sign Documents. This is a Great Day for Africa and, quite frankly, a Great Day for the World! I won't get a Nobel Peace Prize for this, I won't get a Nobel Peace Prize for stopping the War between India and Pakistan, I won't get a Nobel Peace Prize for stopping the War between Serbia and Kosovo, I won't get a Nobel Peace Prize for keeping Peace between Egypt and Ethiopia (A massive Ethiopian built dam, stupidly financed by the United States of America, substantially reduces the water flowing into The Nile River), and I won't get a Nobel Peace Prize for doing the Abraham Accords in the Middle East which, if all goes well, will be loaded to the brim with additional Countries signing on, and will unify the Middle East for the first time in "The Ages!" No, I won't get a Nobel Peace Prize no matter what I do, including Russia/Ukraine, and Israel/Iran, whatever those outcomes may be, but the people know, and that's all that matters to me!
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June 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM

Gigi

@bellaluz111.bsky.social

I hereby nominate #tRump for the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize.
His performance was so deserving!!!
#NobelPieceOfShitPrize
#tRumpIsAPieceOfShit
#NotMyPresudent
#TimeToGetLoud!!!

March 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM

Gigi

@bellaluz111.bsky.social

I hereby nominate #tRump for the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize.
His performance was so deserving!!!
#NobelPieceOfShitPrize
#tRumpIsAPieceOfShit
#NotMyPresudent
#TimeToGetLoud!!!

March 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM

Don’t Run With Scissors

@bsky-sam.bsky.social

Can’t disagree with a word of this.

#NobelPieceOfShitPrize #NobelPOS

Fabian Biancardi, PhD @fbiancardi.bsky.social · Aug 26

Trump is the least fit person ever to disgrace the White House and country. Watching him destroy the institutions and norms that have supported the country’s and world’s progress over eight decades has been astonishing. The US is led by a treasonous and felonious imbecilic conman. Shameful.