#Nods
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Trump Nods Vacantly As Elon Musk Rattles Off 10th Consecutive Video Game Recommendation
theonion.com/trump-nods-v...
November 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
nods nods
September 19, 2026 at 4:29 PM
*nods knowingly* tres leches
September 26, 2026 at 11:06 PM
[nods]
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
*nods knowingly* sbarro
Things are bad. But places that sell single slices of pizza? Those are very, very good
April 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Very real fact *nods nods*
May 28, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear https://theonion.com/bottle-girl-nods-as-kash-patel-screams-state-secrets-in-ear/
April 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
September 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
[nods]

h/t @atrupar.com
March 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
January 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
*nods solemnly*
March 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
"bluesky is an upscale mall" *nods knowingly* Forever 38
May 20, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Dead-Eyed Travis Kelce Nods At Bow Tie Options For Cat Ring Bearers https://theonion.com/dead-eyed-travis-kelce-nods-at-bow-tie-options-for-cat-ring-bearers/
August 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
*nods knowingly*
March 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
[nods]
March 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Trump: amelia earhart, very impressive
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: in an airplane sense
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: not a boobs sense
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: and then she disappeared almost completely from a standpoint of earth
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: no boobs

Headline: Trump Memorializes Female Aviator
September 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
[nods]
April 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
bolsanaro nods sagely
White House says Trump will go to Walter Reed for his “annual dental and medical evaluations” on May 26
May 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
[nods]
March 23, 2026 at 3:36 PM
*nods*
April 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
nods nods nods
my bread and butter
August 24, 2026 at 12:40 AM
16 oscar nods for sinners. The anti “woke” tantrum is gonna be off the charts
January 22, 2026 at 2:22 PM
UTI

[nods knowingly]

urinary tract income
September 29, 2026 at 7:45 PM