Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Trump Nods Vacantly As Elon Musk Rattles Off 10th Consecutive Video Game Recommendation
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November 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Trump Nods Vacantly As Elon Musk Rattles Off 10th Consecutive Video Game Recommendation
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*nods knowingly* tres leches
September 26, 2026 at 11:06 PM
*nods knowingly* tres leches
[nods]
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
[nods]
*nods knowingly* sbarro
Things are bad. But places that sell single slices of pizza? Those are very, very good
April 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
*nods knowingly* sbarro
Very real fact *nods nods*
May 28, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Very real fact *nods nods*
Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear https://theonion.com/bottle-girl-nods-as-kash-patel-screams-state-secrets-in-ear/
April 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear https://theonion.com/bottle-girl-nods-as-kash-patel-screams-state-secrets-in-ear/
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
March 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
January 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
*nods solemnly*
March 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
*nods solemnly*
"bluesky is an upscale mall" *nods knowingly* Forever 38
May 20, 2026 at 12:08 AM
"bluesky is an upscale mall" *nods knowingly* Forever 38
Dead-Eyed Travis Kelce Nods At Bow Tie Options For Cat Ring Bearers https://theonion.com/dead-eyed-travis-kelce-nods-at-bow-tie-options-for-cat-ring-bearers/
August 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Dead-Eyed Travis Kelce Nods At Bow Tie Options For Cat Ring Bearers https://theonion.com/dead-eyed-travis-kelce-nods-at-bow-tie-options-for-cat-ring-bearers/
Trump: amelia earhart, very impressive
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: in an airplane sense
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: not a boobs sense
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: and then she disappeared almost completely from a standpoint of earth
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: no boobs
Headline: Trump Memorializes Female Aviator
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: in an airplane sense
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: not a boobs sense
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: and then she disappeared almost completely from a standpoint of earth
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: no boobs
Headline: Trump Memorializes Female Aviator
September 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Trump: amelia earhart, very impressive
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: in an airplane sense
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: not a boobs sense
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: and then she disappeared almost completely from a standpoint of earth
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: no boobs
Headline: Trump Memorializes Female Aviator
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: in an airplane sense
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: not a boobs sense
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: and then she disappeared almost completely from a standpoint of earth
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: no boobs
Headline: Trump Memorializes Female Aviator
bolsanaro nods sagely
White House says Trump will go to Walter Reed for his “annual dental and medical evaluations” on May 26
May 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
bolsanaro nods sagely
nods nods nods
August 24, 2026 at 12:40 AM
nods nods nods
16 oscar nods for sinners. The anti “woke” tantrum is gonna be off the charts
January 22, 2026 at 2:22 PM
16 oscar nods for sinners. The anti “woke” tantrum is gonna be off the charts
UTI
[nods knowingly]
urinary tract income
[nods knowingly]
urinary tract income
September 29, 2026 at 7:45 PM
UTI
[nods knowingly]
urinary tract income
[nods knowingly]
urinary tract income