A nonexistent secret. We all already knew…
May 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A nonexistent secret. We all already knew…
Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’
July 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’
Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’
July 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’
Marjorie Taylor Greene on what she'd say to Mike Johnson: "Where is our healthcare plan? It's nonexistent."
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene on what she'd say to Mike Johnson: "Where is our healthcare plan? It's nonexistent."
Nonexistent voter fraud isn't what's undermining the integrity of our elections.
Citizens United and Super PACs are.
Citizens United and Super PACs are.
July 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Nonexistent voter fraud isn't what's undermining the integrity of our elections.
Citizens United and Super PACs are.
Citizens United and Super PACs are.
The ‘nonexistent’ Russian threat:
September 21, 2026 at 4:49 PM
The ‘nonexistent’ Russian threat:
Motivation was nonexistent 😴
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Motivation was nonexistent 😴
smaller than me and nonexistent
September 7, 2024 at 4:42 PM
smaller than me and nonexistent
The container ships coming from China are nonexistent and the passenger planes coming from Canada are empty.
Donny, you're doing a heck of a job!
Donny, you're doing a heck of a job!
May 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The container ships coming from China are nonexistent and the passenger planes coming from Canada are empty.
Donny, you're doing a heck of a job!
Donny, you're doing a heck of a job!
not only are they not good people, this performative courting of nonexistent integrity is a bizarre waste of everybody's time
Booker: "There are really good people in the Senate on both sides of the aisle, and I have these private conversations with my colleagues about what's wrong. But they're afraid or unwilling to say these things publicly. And that is the crisis that we're in. It's a crisis of conviction."
March 24, 2026 at 6:59 PM
not only are they not good people, this performative courting of nonexistent integrity is a bizarre waste of everybody's time
very especially eric fucking swalwell does not fall into this nonexistent category, throw the whole man out
April 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
very especially eric fucking swalwell does not fall into this nonexistent category, throw the whole man out
Trump’s ceasefire is a lot like his infrastructure plan - nonexistent despite lots of hype and false promises.
March 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Trump’s ceasefire is a lot like his infrastructure plan - nonexistent despite lots of hype and false promises.
Yes it’s nonexistent. Here are the stats from the Heritage Foundation
April 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Yes it’s nonexistent. Here are the stats from the Heritage Foundation
The virgin gym took my nonexistent virginity
April 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The virgin gym took my nonexistent virginity
Rubio discovered a nonexistent ethical boundary and immediately stood behind it for cover.
September 22, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Rubio discovered a nonexistent ethical boundary and immediately stood behind it for cover.
Out of respect for this great human being, my time watching CBS will be nearly nonexistent.
Happy trails.
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
Happy trails.
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
May 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Out of respect for this great human being, my time watching CBS will be nearly nonexistent.
Happy trails.
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
Happy trails.
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
Trump: “Inflation is virtually nonexistent”
September 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Trump: “Inflation is virtually nonexistent”
Trump claimed this letter was “nonexistent”.
Oops, here it is.
Oops, here it is.
The Wall Street Journal just published the photo of the birthday letter from Trump to Epstein.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
September 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Trump claimed this letter was “nonexistent”.
Oops, here it is.
Oops, here it is.
new addition to my informal list of wikipedia editors' best artistic impressions of nonexistent things
March 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
new addition to my informal list of wikipedia editors' best artistic impressions of nonexistent things
Update: my nonexistent band will be called Mango Fuckopotamus.
I’m thinking of forming a band just so we can not play at Trump’s dumb Freedom 250 thing.
May 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Update: my nonexistent band will be called Mango Fuckopotamus.
Dads' pullout game is nonexistent. >_>
December 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Dads' pullout game is nonexistent. >_>
never finished this ref but thanatos' podea remains nonexistent
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
never finished this ref but thanatos' podea remains nonexistent
secret service is nonexistent. we're really in severe danger
holy shit dawg what the fuck is this security? POTUS, VEEP, SECSTATE, and SECDEF in a barely secured public space?
A panicked Trump asks for protesters to be removed from a DC restaurant tonight
September 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
secret service is nonexistent. we're really in severe danger
god works in mysterious (nonexistent) ways
February 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
god works in mysterious (nonexistent) ways
Assuming we actually follow through? Manufacturing ~nonexistent. Food prices basically 30% higher. Unemployment in low teens
April 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Assuming we actually follow through? Manufacturing ~nonexistent. Food prices basically 30% higher. Unemployment in low teens