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Mrs. Claus just launched an OnlyFans to fund the Elf Pension Plan.

Santa’s confused. The elves are stunned. And somewhere, a gingerbread man just subscribed.

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Mrs. Claus Starts OnlyFans to Fund Elf Pensions
Mrs. Claus turns to OnlyFans after Santa blows the toy fund on reindeer NFTs. Elves rejoice, Santa confused, North Pole gets spicy.
thewinkreport.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
thetorontonian.bsky.social
#NorthPoleNews #ClimateChange - Arctic decided this weekend to heat up, w/temperatures soaring above freezing. In some parts of the high Arctic, the mercury shot up 36 degrees Fahrenheit (20 degrees Celsius) higher than usual.
- The Torontonian #TOtalk
eladelantado.com/news/north-p...
Meteorologists on alert after record-breaking temperatures recorded in North Pole thermometers — The planet is changing
The Arctic decided to turn up the heat this past weekend, with temperatures soaring above freezing. In some parts of the high Arctic, the mercury shot up 36
eladelantado.com
February 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
ricaso.bsky.social
North Pole News Christmas Newspaper Personalized Holiday Card
Bring joy, laughter, and a touch of the North Pole to your holiday greetings.

#zazzlemade #@zazzle #ricaso #christmas #whatayear #merrychristmas #northpolenews #photocard

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August 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM