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June 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
loudbasket.bsky.social
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September 25, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 3d
Nothing to see here, just Mr Egg riding the Bull.
September 24, 2026 at 8:46 PM
malgm.uk
The moon is massive tonight.

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January 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
andydawson.bsky.social
Just about to attempt some low-level boiler maintenance

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November 24, 2024 at 11:04 AM
malgm.uk
Got into work and my banana is frozen.

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January 6, 2026 at 7:39 AM
fancymistermark.bsky.social
Like that. Love anything with a wobbly arpeggio.

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September 24, 2026 at 9:36 PM
mattukernow.bsky.social
I've got some beaver footage you can use. #NotAEuphemism #TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
kcar.me
Walking a goat. #NotaEuphemism
A Nigerian Pygmy goat named Margery
January 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
sillygarah.bsky.social
Back door's open
#NotAEuphemism 😎
March 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
annikakes.bsky.social
Dry brined the pork butt this morning to smoke tomorrow. #notaeuphemism
June 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
stephengraham.bsky.social
Shout out to the nice lady in Stockbridge who let me feed her Schnauzer #NotAEuphemism
March 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
sillygarah.bsky.social
Also, it's mid November & I've got the back door open. #NotAEuphemism
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
katydidnz.bsky.social
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p-no-nwa.bsky.social Malcolm RF 💚🇳🇿 @p-no-nwa.bsky.social · Sep 24
One day my fig won't be frozen to death and have to start from the root all over again.
September 24, 2023 at 4:53 AM
gingertotty.bsky.social
Frosty teasels <notaeuphemism>
clareashton.bsky.social Clare Ashton - author @clareashton.bsky.social · Jan 3
Frosty morning ❄️
Frost on teasels with sunrise in the background
January 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
sillygarah.bsky.social
Who wants my nut?
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December 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
altlife.uk
I've got my back door open #notaeuphemism
January 31, 2026 at 12:55 PM
juliaann.bsky.social
Warming my plums.

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A bag of unripe plums
May 25, 2026 at 9:30 AM
seismicshed.bsky.social
I've polished off my toblerone.

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January 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
drsarahbrand.bsky.social
Descaling my appliances.

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October 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
malgm.uk
My banana was too ripe to be peeled for breakfast.

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January 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
sillygarah.bsky.social
Got my gladioli out!
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July 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
snarkyplatypus.com
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fesshole.bsky.social fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · Dec 25
I'm in my 50s and my wife is convinced I'm having an affair. In reality, I'm spending the time and money with a driving instructor learning how to reverse park.
December 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
gingertotty.bsky.social
Need yer card box refilling? #notaeuphemism 🤣 #art #bsnm
gingertotty.bsky.social Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · Apr 16
Pick a card…
Your periodic reminder that you can get bundles of my naughty but niche cards at a discounted rate (beyond swears there’s stuff for kids & glorious life events)

4 pack
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Card box (20)
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#bsnm #greetingcards
Crazy for you bunny boiler card with fed rabbit in a saucepan on a hob Don’t worry bee happy pub card featuring lovely bumble bee Magpie saying “check me out bitches” Let’s get hammered shark card featuring drunk hammerheads - one wearing a traffic cone - necking bottles of wine
April 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
stilgherrian.com
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exoplanetdinosaur.bsky.social STEAMLORD @exoplanetdinosaur.bsky.social · Mar 25
I patted the frog
March 25, 2024 at 7:02 AM