#NotAStalker
Haha, I've just checked out your posts and liked far too many of them #notastalker
July 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Hi Jordy. I follow all the brothers & boost MTN on all socials. 👋🏻 #NotAStalker
December 22, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I'm liking and commenting on everything like he's the only posts I'm reading. 😂😂 #notastalker
August 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
April 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Found him!
#NotAStalker
May 1, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Maybe another wafer thin one…

#notastalker
June 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Yeah I kinda like bombed ya there, haha. #notastalker
October 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I know where you are #NotAStalker
January 15, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Its like I’m at my own personal concert and the first comment #notastalker
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Literally saw them film that at the other end of your road with Derick Javcobu #notastalker
April 26, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Jesus, I should have specified: visiting Norway has always been on my bucket list - not visiting Marit’s house 🤦‍♂️

#NotAStalker 👀
August 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
He's my favourite actor, I've met him 3 times so far, hoping to meet him again in February #notastalker
November 18, 2024 at 2:00 PM
I don’t know you, only saw this show up in my feed, but I’m proud of you too! ❤️ #justsaying #leavingyoualonenow #notastalker #iswear
August 22, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Every person I follow, I put into a list (news, cool peeps, etc) so I don't miss anything.

I do wonder if I come across as stalkerish because I respond so quickly and consistently, though 😕

#notastalker #autismbrain #shutupbrain
June 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I might've yes, the advantage of only seeing your likes and reactions after you've changed your profile pic 🙃
#notastalker #iswear
June 1, 2023 at 6:35 PM
I quite like mastodon but most people are on famichiki which is different to me and you can’t check friend’s friends if the server is different. So it’s a bit daft. Here I found more ppl in 2 hours by simply looking at friend’s friends.

Anyway,wherever you are I am happy to engage #NotAStalker 😂
November 1, 2024 at 10:30 AM
I sat in front of this girl on the train, sat behind her now and saw her from my window at work. #notastalker #honest
December 31, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Hoping you'll make it to the East Midlands....Nottingham for preference...am prepared to offer free B&B at mine to make sure you can do this #NotAStalker honest 🫣😅
July 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
So iv been online bluesky for six hours or so and I have 2 followers but when I follow 2 people in real life, I'm arrested for mass stalking, doesn't seem like a fair trade but oh well.

#bluesky
#comedy
#notastalker
January 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'm glad #Prevenge is getting good reviews. I loved @alicelowe in Sightseers & somehow feel that I'm therefore mates with her. #NotAStalker
December 2, 2024 at 8:31 PM
People who lock down their social media when I want to see what's going on with them are just being selfish #notastalker #maybeastalker
November 23, 2024 at 6:23 PM
I've weirded myself out now that I remembered it. #NotAStalker #AwesomeComic
February 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM