#NotAllStraights
Officially #notallstraights from pearkes
June 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
May 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
given your insane obsession with genitals im gonna say ‘no’.

yes. i know. #NotAllStraights
August 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
June 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Ok, #notallstraights, but what is with the straight couple in the hotel pool, while my kid is swimming and they are practically dry humping in the jacuzzi. I'm fine with PDA, but that's a bit much.
September 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Ships going through the Straight if Malacca. #notallstraights
April 24, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Straights are so weird. Thats it. End of sentence 🤣

*#NotAllStraights
July 23, 2026 at 1:26 PM
#notallstraights

My wife and I dated for 5 years, plus a year of engagement, followed by 15y of marriage next week.

Granted, it’s now glaringly obvious that one of us is definitively not cis, nor straight…
August 10, 2024 at 7:24 AM
September 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
January 13, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Obviously #notallstraights darlings. But you know who you are x
June 30, 2024 at 1:02 PM
July 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM