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dirtyfingers.bsky.social
MAGAs don't understand why Trump is fighting the release of the Epstein files? I swear, you could sell these people overpriced shit sandwiches & they would be happy - as long as you gave them someone to hate for dessert.

#NotAsSmartAsCattle

www.rawstory.com/trump-mtg-war/
'You're losing me here': Trump facing firestorm from fans over war on MTG
Donald Trump‘s decision to lash out and make personal attacks on Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is setting off a civil war among MAGA followers who are taking sides and lamenting that the presiden...
www.rawstory.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
It looks like Trump is determined to exhaust America's most critical munitions so that he can lose once more. China is surely watching this closely - as is Taiwan.

They don't get any dumber than this, folks! 🤨

#AddictedToLosing
#NotAsSmartAsCattle

www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-2...
Trump gives Iran 'not much time' to reach a deal before war comes roaring back
President Donald Trump warned Iranian negotiators Monday that time was running out to reach a negotiated settlement to end the war, warning that unless a deal was reached soon, the United States would...
www.rawstory.com
July 27, 2026 at 4:22 PM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
Donald Trump, having the brain of a fermented orangutan, has the gall to pick on Canada, which is 60 points more popular with the American people than Trump. That's clear evidence the the Fat Felon is as dumb as a rock! 🤔

#WorstPresidentEver
#NotAsSmartAsCattle

www.rawstory.com/trump-267423...
‘Far more popular than you!’ CNN data guru mocks Trump over new polling in Canada feud
Americans now favor Canada to President Donald Trump by a margin of nearly 60 percentage points according to a new poll, a revelation that CNN's Harry Enten promptly ridiculed the president over on Mo...
www.rawstory.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
Cutting drug prices by 600%?

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!! 😂😂

Trump = 🤡

#OnlySheepBelieve
#FleecingTheFlock
#NotAsSmartAsCattle

www.rawstory.com/trump-speech...
'Why is he screaming?' Critics fixate on 'angry' Trump's volume in rapid-fire address
President Donald Trump uncorked a falsehood-filled blitz during his Wednesday night address from the White House —in which he touted accomplishments and unveiled a new 1776-themed bid to help militar...
www.rawstory.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
Refusing The Kool-Aid:

Scott Bessent tries to leap out of the Crime Cult Clown Car just as it drives off the cliff, but is it too late? 🤔

#FatFelonDrivesOffCliff
#NotAsSmartAsCattle
#NoWayOutForScotty

newrepublic.com/post/193634/...
Top Trump Official So Freaked Out by Tariffs, He Wants to Quit
And so the revolving door of Donald Trump’s Cabinet members begins.
newrepublic.com
April 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
Oh, my! It would seem through her own words that Kristi "Puppy Killer" Noem may be untrainable.

Now where did I hear that term before? 🤔

#CriminalContempt
#NotAsSmartAsCattle

www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-...
'See you in court, secretary': Kristi Noem interview answer labeled 'admission' by experts
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem gave an interview answer on Sunday that some experts and political observers determined was an "admission" warranting legal action.Noem appeared on NBC News ove...
www.rawstory.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
Oh! Soon we might see what her nose looks like not covered in shit, perhaps? 🤔

Nah, she's still Trump's butt plug! 🤨

#BrownNoseBondiFucksUp
#NotAsSmartAsCattle
#CrimeCultClownCar

www.rawstory.com/pam-bondi-26...
Pam Bondi scrubs post accidentally revealing drug deaths went way down under Biden
Attorney General Pam Bondi has quietly removed a post she made to X on Tuesday that purported to tout the success of the Trump administration's anti-drug efforts — but instead accidentally revealed ho...
www.rawstory.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
The furiously flailing felon once again steps on a rake. Judges tend to frown upon threats, & this tactic has been tried before - with predictably poor results.

Are you trying to set yourself up for yet another rash of legal spankings, Donnie?

#NotAsSmartAsCattle

www.rawstory.com/trump-judge-...
Fury spurred by Trump's call for 'charges' against judge who ruled against him
Donald Trump escalated his attacks on the federal judiciary this week, calling for a judge who ruled against him to face criminal charges and attacking the judge's wife in the process, prompting conde...
www.rawstory.com
May 30, 2026 at 11:24 PM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
Let the moron continue to own himself over & over. History will make great use of everything uncovered by discovery. 🤨

#NotAsSmartAsCattle
#TheSelfFailBoob

www.rawstory.com/raw-investig...
Trump just left himself vulnerable to 'very invasive' legal probe with new threat: expert
President Donald Trump has put himself in legal jeopardy with his latest threat to sue a liberal think tank, a defamation attorney told Raw Story. Last week, Trump threatened to sue the Center for Ame...
www.rawstory.com
August 25, 2026 at 6:40 PM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
Don't you worry, poor little MAGA goobers. Donald Trump is just using his large, stable-genius brain to play zero-dimensional chess! 😂

He's probably counting on the Epstein vote! 😳

#GOPisSOL
#It'sGonnaHurt
#CueTheMAGATears
#World'sBiggestLosers
#NotAsSmartAsCattle

www.rawstory.com/gop-losses-m...
Insider says Trump brought 'generational losses' to GOP by ignoring warning: 'We told him'
Republican strategist Rina Shah delivered a blunt indictment of the Trump administration's economic stewardship on MS NOW, revealing that GOP insiders warned the president precisely where his policies...
www.rawstory.com
May 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
King Charles attempting to teach Trump adult manners probably went over like a dog watching TV: He didn't understand a thing and probably crapped on the floor to boot.

#UtterIncomprehension
#NotAsSmartAsCattle
#WastedEffort

www.rawstory.com/king-charles...
King Charles just delivered a pointed message to Trump in 'very British' way: CNN analyst
An analyst was surprised after King Charles III directed comments at President Donald Trump in his address to Congress on Tuesday. David Chalian, senior vice president, Washington bureau chief and pol...
www.rawstory.com
April 28, 2026 at 9:40 PM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
Great work, Donnie: Only a stable genius with a very large brain could predict that pissing off all of our allies might have bad consequences for America.

Go have a Trump Steak with Vlad & think about that! 🤨

#NotAsSmartAsCattle
#OnlyTheBestPlans
#CrimeCultLogic

www.rawstory.com/trump-diego-...
'Big mistake': Trump demands US ally keep​ Indian Ocean island as possible war looms
President Donald Trump demanded the United Kingdom hold onto an Indian Ocean island that's home to a joint airbase because it might be needed for a possible war against Iran.The administration has bac...
www.rawstory.com
February 18, 2026 at 7:45 PM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
Greg "The Bovine" Bovino was bounced out of a Las Vegas bar due to their safety policy.

MAGA's welcome is wearing thin.

#NotAsSmartAsCattle
#CrimeCultNotWelcome
#CrimeCultAccountability

www.rawstory.com/bovino-las-v...
Border Patrol's Greg Bovino kicked out of Las Vegas bar after losing Minnesota job
A Las Vegas bar reportedly escorted former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino from the premises due to safety concerns.On Thursday, the Bottled Blonde bar told The Daily Beast that s...
www.rawstory.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
The facts are pretty obvious, Bovine Greg. Start your soap-gripping practice now - you'll need it!

#NotAsSmartAsCattle
#ZeroCredibility
#Trump-EpsteinCrimeCult

www.rawstory.com/greg-bovino-...
CNN host puts Greg Bovino on the spot over why 'an unarmed man' was shot by agents
Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino refused to answer CNN’s Dana Bash on Sunday after being pressed about a key detail in Saturday’s deadly federal immigration shooting.Saturday morning, 37-year-old Minne...
www.rawstory.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 PM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
Yeehaw! That thar is some tasty technology!! 😋 😂

#NotAsSmartAsCattle
#RealMAGAGenius

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You'll Die Inside When You Hear How Trump's Education Secretary Pronounces "AI"
During an education summit, Trump's secretary of education Linda McMahon repeatedly pronounced "AI" as "A1."
futurism.com
April 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
dirtyfingers.bsky.social
Is a chatbot (Grok) smarter than a Trumper? 🤔

#NotAsSmartAsCattle
#FatFascistFelon
#WorstPresidentInHistory

www.openculture.com/2025/04/the-...
The Steps a President Would Take to Destroy His Nation, According to Elon Musk’s AI Chatbot, Grok
Just out of curiosity, and apropos of nothing, we asked Grok (the AI chatbot created by Elon Musk) the following question: If a president of a superpower wanted to destroy his own country, what steps ...
www.openculture.com
April 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM