#PlagueInTheDesert #ArizonaProblems #ModernMedicine #ERDrama #NotBlackDeathAgain By: TheJestPress.com **Arizona ER Patient Dies Of Plague, Doctors Blame “Surprise Throwback Week”** TEMPE — In a move medical experts are calling “unexpectedly medieval,” an Arizona patient died in the emergency room on Tuesday, succumbing to the plague—yes, *that* plague, the one with the death carts and Monty Python jokes. Hospital staff insisted that the ER is “normally only retro about TV shows.”