#NotHappening
I'm having to explain to foreigners that in the folkways of our culture "two weeks" means we're not doing this. #infrastructureweek #Geertz #nothappening
June 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
they’re pushing kamu on us so bad #nothappening #getoffmyset #bb28
July 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Nope.
#nothappening
October 2, 2023 at 4:04 PM
It’s cute when phans think they’re getting a bust out at the sphere lol #nothappening #youget46daysandlightandbehappy
April 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
One week until Trump’s ‘inauguration’ and he’s already planning to rule like it’s Game of Thrones. 🙄 Dude, you’re not a dictator, you’re just an ex-president with delusions of grandeur. 🏰 #DictatorVibes #NotHappening #Trump #inauguration #GovFail
January 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Eigenlijk moet ik m'n mand uit maar ik heb nog geen zin...
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June 5, 2024 at 12:34 PM
The DOGE playbook is to enrich millionaires & billionaires, and basically ENSLAVE EVERYONE ELSE So normal Everyday Americans can NEVER ADVANCE in their lives, they could NEVER BE HOME OWNERS & eventually NOT even AFFORD a USED CAR‼️ THEY WANT CONTROL OVER WOMEN’S BODIES & BANK ACCOUNTS‼️
#NotHappening
February 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It is so cold outside even this bundle of puppy energy is content to stay inside #singledigits #puppytime #nothappening
January 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Morning Mike.

I give my left nut for a good 9 hours sleep today.

#nothappening
June 19, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Trump: "I will declare the Strait of Hormuz as a US territory."

And I will declare myself as Bubblegum Queen of the Mole People.

#nothappening #trumpisdelusional #straitofnotyours #nope #removetrump
August 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
As long as you aren't holding your breath. #nothappening
February 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Je me cherchais justement un sujet de thèse.
Marketing pour les douchebags, un phénomène en pleine croissance.
#NotHappening
November 17, 2024 at 3:24 PM
google play really wants me to delete my food apps #NotHappening
July 30, 2026 at 10:05 PM
i think it was @skitchskatch.bsky.social who mentioned it originally but i can't find the thread (shocking, i know) so anyway older steve battling his hoa: these are the vibes
(and yes i started an outline bc i don't have enough wips i guess)
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2EYKTpe/
🐮 🐐 #hoa #trash #series #nope #f #you #nope #nothappening #garden #gardening #farm #animals #mo #lawn #part #zoo
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April 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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#nothappening
April 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
whats more possible:

- Trump living to 2028

- him getting a third term

- pigs flying

- the douche trio, Trump-Musk-Vance, getting capped

I'm banking on the last one.

#nothirdtermforyou #youarenoking #nothappening #fucktrump #fuckmusk #fuckvance
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#nothappening
January 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
So should every woman. #NotHappening
July 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM