#NotHowThisWorks
Hey, Donald!

Your 'freeze all federal funds' stunt is about as legal as Trump University.

Maybe read the Constitution instead of shredding it?

#TrumpTheTyrant #IllegalPowerGrab
#WannabeDictator #UnconstitutionalAF
#TryReadingConstitution
#NotHowThisWorks
#AuthoritarianClown
January 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Elon's political strategy for the UK: skip Parliament, skip elections, just vibes and a sex trafficker for UK PM?

Someone hand him a 'How to Government' pamphlet.

It's not the Wild West, mate.

#NotHowThisWorks
#PMByMeme
#WrongCountryBro
#Unplug&ReloadMusk
January 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I don't know what these guys were smoking but they need to stop. Like right now. 🤦 #wtfjusthappened #nothowthisworks
August 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Wait, it's even MORE incoherent than that.

Because he's saying that CONGRESS COULD PASS A LAW constraining the President's ability to strip security clearance.

That Congress could speak where the Constitution is already and yet not also be just as ignored??? #NotHowThisWorks
The Trump argument is so ridiculous:

Article II gives the President power, and he gets to use it however he wants, end of story. No matter what else in the Constitution limits it.

It's an argument that eats the whole Constitution and ignores actual Article II language (ex: the take care clause).
Oral argument in two big Trump v. lawyers cases at DC Circuit this morning. I signed onto an amicus brief supporting the Perkins Coie challenge written by @carolynelefant.bsky.social, whom I met 20+ years ago via law blogging circles... (Yay, Internet!)

It's here: mcusercontent.com/c415dae576d3...
May 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
47/admin cretins claim authority to annex canada, take greenland, force submission w/ the tariff scheme...

... but zero power to comply b/c diplomatic faff w/ mighty el salvador?

horse hockey
c minus fookupblicons can't pass junior high civics

#nothowthisworks
#fookstephenmiller
#eightysix47
April 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Anyone who's Harvard JD involved coursework with Dersh: just set it on fire. You obviously learned NOTHING. #nothowthisworks
Who can forget the landmark SCOTUS ruling in I'm Rubber v. You're Glue (1989)
August 5, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Attention all Deep Space 12 crew: Whoever said ‘I can fix that with a warp plasma bandaid,’ please see Engineering immediately. And bring your toolkit. ~Capt. SP

#SpaceDIY #NotHowThisWorks #StarTrek #BoldyGo #LLAP
November 27, 2024 at 3:16 AM
The amount of, already under-funded, nonprofit administrative dollars being spent simply in trying to keep up with rule & regulation changes affecting grants & funding is astounding. The waste is astronomical and wholly unnecessary. #Republicansarebadatthis #Nothowthisworks
December 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
How about we all send emails to hr@opm.gov.
⁣After all, they clearly love emails. Be creative. Be detailed. Be petty. Make it count.⁣
⁣#SendTheEmail #EfficiencyAtItsFinest #DOGEgoneWild #BureaucraticChaos #NotHowThisWorks⁣
This post comes long AFTER half of Trump’s cabinet instructed their employees not to respond to the email. So who do they work for?
February 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
So 1 of 2 things is happening.
Chief cheeto really doesn't understand how tariffs work or his orangeness is blantantly lying to his supporters.
Those are the only 2 options.
Neither is a good thing.

#tarrifs #trump #lies #nothowthisworks
August 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Do any of the MAGA dipshits know how congressional procedure works? Because I was just told by one that the Senate will pass everything because they have more republicans. #nothowthisworks #nothowanyofthisworks
February 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That's it, we're done, thanks journalists: I have just seen the worst possible science reporting of my life.

It claims the Lausanne invented artificial gas to replace natural gas, which will reduce CO2 emissions. #NotHowThisWorks *facepalm*
October 9, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Inflation has been beaten, just like the wars on terrorism, drugs & truth.

#DonOldKnowsNothing
#NotHowThisWorks
October 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
2025-05-31
You didn't go "viral"
#areyounewhere #tiktok #monster #tattoo #nothowthisworks
June 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
sudo explorer.exe -nothowthisworks -fuckoff
December 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM