#NotInMyHouse
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#notinmyhouse #ice #teachersfightback
January 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Si vous voyez quelqu'un manger ça pour la Chandeleur, composez immédiatement le 17.

#MakeBrittanyGreatAgain
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February 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Es ist einfach nur zum Schreien, um es mal vornehm zu formulieren. Das Budget ist im A., aber wir haben die Milliarden für Strafzahlungen, um die Fehlleistungen dieser Gurkentruppe zu kompensieren? #NotInMyHouse
Der ÖVP ist das Klima genauso egal wie das Geld der Steuerzahler
Der Entwurf des Klimagesetzes aus dem Umweltministerium zeigt: Lieber überweist die ÖVP Milliarden ins Ausland, als zu Hause unangenehme Entscheidungen zu treffen
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August 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dikembe Mutombo was the first one I thought of #NoNoNo #NotInMyHouse
February 6, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Just watching the latest Jamie Oliver cooking show, and he just described one of his ingredients as "left-over chocolate". Who knew there was such a thing? #notinmyhouse
January 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My wife told me that one time in 8th grade basketball she had to shoot a free throw and I was like someone fouled you? Who fouled you? I will go fight them right now #Gentleman #Chivalry #NotInMyHouse
September 7, 2026 at 5:26 PM
My kid thought she would be funny because she didn’t have school today and everyone else had work and school so I changed “Suckers” to “Fuckers” then yelled at her for it. #Parenting #NotInMyHouse
December 21, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Don’t worry mom, I’ll keep you safe from the big bad vacuum! #dogsofbluesky #guarddog #notinmyhouse
May 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Remember, Bluesky be blocking like

#NotInMyHouse #NBA #NBASky #Nugglife
a man and a boy are playing basketball in a gym with an exit sign
ALT: a man and a boy are playing basketball in a gym with an exit sign
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November 12, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Remember that video of Candace Parker blocking all her kid's shots on a Fisher Price hoop set? Yeah that's the same energy Angel Reese brought tonight. 😆 #Unrivaled #NotInMyHouse
February 23, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Karens by any other name. Racist Narcissist Bitches
No excuses.
I left my GOP ass hole EX because I was raising 4 boys.
I said I’d leave you if you voted for Trump 2016. Trump was worse than I thought possible and I filed on my 60th bd 2019. #NotMyGOP #NotInMyHouse #LeadByExample
February 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Breaking news: Just escaped the X-osphere! 🚀 Finally free from doom-scrolling and the mind control addiction of X. My private info is no longer abused. Even my phone battery is shocked - it actually lasts more than 2 hours now!
#XCultDetox
#TouchedGrassToday 🌱
#KickTheNarcsToTheCurb
#NotInMyHouse
December 28, 2024 at 7:59 PM
December 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
although no amount of yaoi will ever make me compromise if the female characters r written like dogshit / theres misogynistic writing that is detrimental to every female character #NOTINMYHOUSE
August 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
agreed, thank you. #notinmyhouse
January 11, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I made a poster for them #cbsnews #notinmyhouse
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
a BEAR looking for a BOTTOM sounds pretty WOKE to me………. #notinmyhouse
April 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I'm starting to think that into every generation a dimensional intrusion of chaotic entities emerges to do battle for the hearts and minds of youth and collectors.
#NotInMyHouse
I do own a lot of Funko Pops for a casual collector though.
June 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
It's quite simple if you post alot of antivax posts how someone is pro death if the are an anti vaxxer I have to unfollow you for my sanity.
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November 25, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Not getting in the way of my Kikuchi/Junta we have nobody tag team. #NotInMyHouse

Eita probably fits the best for the vibes. Especially since shockingly? Him and HAYATA never won the tag belts so that team just accomplished nothing.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM