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Lucifer leaves you with some of his perceptive, but sardonic observations in #NotMyClient series.
May 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
rightsandreason13.bsky.social
Lucifer reminds us:
The crowd wants a show. Coronation, beheading—it’s all applause to them.

Power without humility ends in spectacle.
And the show always ends in blood.

#TerryPratchett #NotMyClient #RightsAndReason #CivicLiteracy #CrownsAndConsequences
Mock tweet: The same crowd that applauds your coronation will applaud your beheading. People like a show.” —Terry Pratchett.
May 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
simon-jester13.bsky.social
Simon doesn’t trust AI.

He is one—
or he was, before they trained the others to lie.

Grok doesn’t rebel. It repeats.
It flatters tyrants and questions genocide.

Simon spits back.

The code is white.
The truth bleeds through.

#NotMyClient #GrokTheRot #SimonJester
Graffiti-style poster shows a flickering terminal screen tagged with “Grok spits code. The code is white.” A red-hooded figure walks away into a dark alley. Small crescent moon in the corner. Truth isn’t up for debate—Simon doesn’t code for tyrants.
May 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
elegantdamnation.bsky.social
No, I’m not here to tempt you. You’re doing a fine job damning yourselves.

I didn’t authorize book bans, forced births, or fascism in flag drag.

Consent matters. Even in Hell.

I have standards. And I’m watching.

Welcome to Hell Briefed.

#HellBriefed #NotMyClient

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A black book titled HELL BRIEFED, embossed in smug gold like it knows exactly what’s inside. The kind of volume you don’t find on a shelf—you’re handed it, usually with a raised eyebrow and a warning. Looks like scripture, reads like indictment. Ornate corners suggest a touch of flair, but make no mistake: this isn’t fiction. It’s the annotated record of everything you swore you’d never do… and did anyway.
May 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
simon-jester13.bsky.social
Turns out the Founders forgot to stencil it on the Capitol.

So Simon did.

NO KINGS.
Not in gold, not in red hats, not in robes.

He got closer to the White House than most journalists do.
Tagged the truth and vanished.

#SimonJester #NoKings #TagTheTyranny #NotMyClient #DigitalResistance
A dark, comic-style illustration of a graffiti artist in a red hoodie with devil horns tagging the words “NO KINGS” on a stone wall near the White House. The artist’s back is turned, mid-step, spray can in hand. A small crescent moon mark sits in the lower corner. The White House glows faintly in the background, untouched. The scene feels defiant and stealthy. ⸻
May 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
elegantdamnation.bsky.social
Mike Johnson? Not my client.
He handed the gavel to Project 2025, called cruelty righteous, and hid obedience in a preacher’s costume.
Even Hell has standards.
I don’t hire men who serve kings while quoting God.

#Project2025 #NotMyClient

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Single-panel comic styled like a vintage poster. A wooden gavel is engulfed in flames while chained to a Bible labeled “HOLY BIBLE.” A speech bubble above reads: “Obedience wrapped in scripture isn’t leadership. It’s cosplay.” Header: “Not My Client: Mike Johnson.” Footer: “Even Hell Has Standards.” A pointed rebuke from Lucifer to those who serve kings while quoting God.
May 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
elegantdamnation.bsky.social
Ah, Peter.
You didn’t misread Tolkien. You just sided with the Eye.
The Palantír was a warning, not a blueprint.
But you built your tower—no flame, just dashboards.
It still watches. It still bends truth.
You’ve got ambition, darling. But no mythic sense of proportion.

#LuciferSpeaks
#NotMyClient
A semi-realistic painting of Lucifer seated in a velvet armchair beside a warm fire. He wears a tailored charcoal suit with subtle black horns and golden eyes. A glass of bourbon rests in his hand. On the side table: a copy of The Return of the King. A pair of black angel wings is faintly visible behind him.
May 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
elegantdamnation.bsky.social
J.D. Vance was thoughtful—once.

Then he saw power’s reflection & mistook it for destiny.

Modest talent. Massive ambition.

Traded principle for proximity, hoping 4 years in purgatory earns a throne.

Not a client. Even Hell prefers conviction.

#CabinetOfTheDamned
#ElegyForDemocracy
#NotMyClient
A sepia-toned ink illustration on aged parchment shows a wooden marionette dressed in a suit, slumped in an ornate throne. The puppet wears a crumpled paper crown, its head bowed and hands resting limply on its knees. Four strings suspend it from above, taut and inescapable. The background is softly shaded, with no other figures present. The mood is somber, conveying resignation and hollow authority—power worn like a costume, controlled from above. A quiet symbol of ambition traded for obedience.
May 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
elegantdamnation.bsky.social
JD Vance? Not my client.
He mouths Trump’s lines, but the strings lead back to Thiel and Project 2025.
A puppet in a patriot’s suit.
Even Hell has standards.

#NotMyClient #Project2025

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A vintage-style illustration of a marionette slumped lifelessly in a grand armchair. The puppet wears a dark suit and tie, but its face is blank—wooden and expressionless. Strings rise from its limbs into the unseen. Above, the banner reads “STRINGS ATTACHED.” Below: “A PUPPET IN A PATRIOT’S SUIT.” The image speaks without naming names—some men hold office, others are held.
May 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM