#NotNews
‘Two people are not going to church’

#NotNews
March 30, 2026 at 5:29 PM
OMG guys. A woman in her 40s no longer drinks! #NotNews
March 13, 2026 at 10:04 AM
CNN transcripts for 25 years--- 2000--2025

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GitHub - notnews/cnn_transcripts: CNN Transcripts 2000--2025
CNN Transcripts 2000--2025. Contribute to notnews/cnn_transcripts development by creating an account on GitHub.
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March 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This plays into JD Vance's comments about grandparents and aunts providing free childcare. Ludicrous piece. #NotNews
January 28, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Ban fox notnews in Canada.
Fox news...who is free to broadcast in Canada, are promoting taking over Canada.

Jesus H Christ @mark-carney.bsky.social
Do something!!!!
#cdnpoli
Will Cain: “If you fly a flag in the Western Hemisphere, that flag might be soon the stars and stripes”
January 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
wtf BBC R4 news at 6pm? Since when has your job been to do Penguin Random House's marketing for it? #NotNews
Earl Spencer to publish story of sister Princess Diana
Swan Song: Diana, My Sister is due to be released in the UK next month, nearly 30 years after she died.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
July 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
CNN = The Cowardly NotNews Network
January 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Bondi is only legally allowed to be on Faux Notnews.

She's a bleached, botoxed, Bimbo.
April 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
It really seems like playing Fox Notnews 7/24 on all military bases for years now....

might have been a mistake! ( a planned mistake )
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June 20, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Petey the Predator boy's Momma is now apologizing on Fox NOTNews tmro.💩😴

Can someone wake me up when it's time for the recall, please?!
December 4, 2024 at 2:16 AM
WWE star Tiffany Stratton’s pink bikini with cowgirl hat on a yacht photo shoot https://buff.ly/3BEDCrY #NotNews #Features
December 21, 2024 at 10:20 PM
We need a Tesla protest plan for Fox NotNews.
April 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
It wasn't just fox notnews. They all did it.
September 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Intelligent people understand why Hunter was pardoned, and don’t give a… schitt.
It’s #NotNews
December 3, 2024 at 11:09 AM
July 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
@foxcarolina.com Why is there Faux NotNews here?

Have you come to spread propaganda?
January 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
January 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
January 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
!@#$%^&*(). So predictable. They are all either from Fox NotNews, or look like a prototypical MAGA woman, or both.
April 30, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Big news: Man wishes wife 'Happy Birthday' #happybirthday #NotNews #abolishthemonarchy
January 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
In other #NotNews
Mike Johnson has not heard anything about the entire East Wing being demolished and cannot speak to that.
October 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Jade Cargill’s “I found the Muse in myself” poolside photo shoot nodq.com/features/jad... #NotNews #Features
May 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
WWE star Tiffany Stratton’s “Yes, it hurt when I fell from heaven” bikini photo shoot nodq.com/features/wwe... #NotNews #Features #WWE
April 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM