"These emojis were wildly popular in Japan - I mean, how could you resist?" - SIMONE POLANEN, The Birth of Emojis, Not Past It #NotPastIt #WorldEmojiDay #SimonePolanen
July 18, 2026 at 3:13 AM
"These emojis were wildly popular in Japan - I mean, how could you resist?" - SIMONE POLANEN, The Birth of Emojis, Not Past It #NotPastIt #WorldEmojiDay #SimonePolanen
"It really made me and my brother want to quit throwing stuff on the ground." - BOB THOMPSON, The 'Crying Indian' Ad, Not Past It #NotPastIt #earthday #BobThompson
March 7, 2026 at 9:33 AM
"It really made me and my brother want to quit throwing stuff on the ground." - BOB THOMPSON, The 'Crying Indian' Ad, Not Past It #NotPastIt #earthday #BobThompson
"A big part of that job was running the National Christmas tree lighting ceremony." - SIMONE POLANEN, Where Are My Background Singers?, Not Past It #NotPastIt #NationalChristmasLightsDay #SimonePolanen
December 1, 2024 at 3:45 PM
"A big part of that job was running the National Christmas tree lighting ceremony." - SIMONE POLANEN, Where Are My Background Singers?, Not Past It #NotPastIt #NationalChristmasLightsDay #SimonePolanen
"The Zsa Zsa show officially began when court was called to order, on September 14th, for opening statements." - SIMONE POLANEN, Zsa Zsa Slaps a Cop, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
September 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
"The Zsa Zsa show officially began when court was called to order, on September 14th, for opening statements." - SIMONE POLANEN, Zsa Zsa Slaps a Cop, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"Zsa Zsa Gabor certainly wasn't the first celebrity to use her indiscretions as a way to garner media attention for herself." - SIMONE POLANEN, Zsa Zsa Slaps a Cop, Not Past It #NotPastIt #ZsaZsaGabor #HappyBirthdayZsaZsaGabor #SimonePolanen
February 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
"Zsa Zsa Gabor certainly wasn't the first celebrity to use her indiscretions as a way to garner media attention for herself." - SIMONE POLANEN, Zsa Zsa Slaps a Cop, Not Past It #NotPastIt #ZsaZsaGabor #HappyBirthdayZsaZsaGabor #SimonePolanen
"Switching over was brilliant for business." - SIMONE POLANEN, The 'Crying Indian' Ad, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
September 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
"Switching over was brilliant for business." - SIMONE POLANEN, The 'Crying Indian' Ad, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"Judge Rubin told me that Zsa Zsa did not exactly take her sentence seriously." - SIMONE POLANEN, Zsa Zsa Slaps a Cop, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
September 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
"Judge Rubin told me that Zsa Zsa did not exactly take her sentence seriously." - SIMONE POLANEN, Zsa Zsa Slaps a Cop, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"On August 15th, 1969 - 52 years ago this week - the Woodstock Music and Art Fair kicked off." - SIMONE POLANEN, Woodstock 69: A Peaceful Disaster, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
August 16, 2026 at 1:21 AM
"On August 15th, 1969 - 52 years ago this week - the Woodstock Music and Art Fair kicked off." - SIMONE POLANEN, Woodstock 69: A Peaceful Disaster, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"Spotted." - SIMONE POLANEN, How The Green M&M Got Sexy, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
August 15, 2026 at 11:25 AM
"Spotted." - SIMONE POLANEN, How The Green M&M Got Sexy, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"Eighty-nine years ago this week - on the morning of July 26th, 1932 - a gang of bank robbers walked into the Cloud County bank in Concordia, Kansas." - SIMONE POLANEN, The Notorious Ma Barker, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
July 26, 2026 at 5:01 AM
"Eighty-nine years ago this week - on the morning of July 26th, 1932 - a gang of bank robbers walked into the Cloud County bank in Concordia, Kansas." - SIMONE POLANEN, The Notorious Ma Barker, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"Let me explain." - JULIE CARLI, Bitch, I'm an Astrophysicist, Not Past It #NotPastIt #JulieCarli
July 25, 2026 at 6:13 AM
"Let me explain." - JULIE CARLI, Bitch, I'm an Astrophysicist, Not Past It #NotPastIt #JulieCarli
"The festival was, at times, a muddy mess." - SIMONE POLANEN, Woodstock 69: A Peaceful Disaster, Not Past It #NotPastIt #InternationalMudDay #SimonePolanen
June 29, 2026 at 10:49 AM
"The festival was, at times, a muddy mess." - SIMONE POLANEN, Woodstock 69: A Peaceful Disaster, Not Past It #NotPastIt #InternationalMudDay #SimonePolanen
"Do you have any guesses as to what that was?" - SIMONE POLANEN, TV’s Hail Mary Pass, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
June 21, 2026 at 1:25 AM
"Do you have any guesses as to what that was?" - SIMONE POLANEN, TV’s Hail Mary Pass, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"But as we know, Pilgrims don't stay peaceful for long!" - SIMONE POLANEN, Sabotaging Thanksgiving, Not Past It #NotPastIt #thanksgiving #SimonePolanen
June 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
"But as we know, Pilgrims don't stay peaceful for long!" - SIMONE POLANEN, Sabotaging Thanksgiving, Not Past It #NotPastIt #thanksgiving #SimonePolanen
"And so he's like wearing this on his way to the tennis court or whatever." - SIMONE POLANEN, How The Joker Came To Be, Not Past It #NotPastIt #thejoker #SimonePolanen
June 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
"And so he's like wearing this on his way to the tennis court or whatever." - SIMONE POLANEN, How The Joker Came To Be, Not Past It #NotPastIt #thejoker #SimonePolanen
"Where were Patti LaBelle's background singers?" - SIMONE POLANEN, Where Are My Background Singers?, Not Past It #NotPastIt #PattiLaBelle #HappyBirthdayPattiLaBelle #SimonePolanen
May 24, 2026 at 1:29 PM
"Where were Patti LaBelle's background singers?" - SIMONE POLANEN, Where Are My Background Singers?, Not Past It #NotPastIt #PattiLaBelle #HappyBirthdayPattiLaBelle #SimonePolanen
"And that paranoia about them played a role in the election of Thomas Jefferson." - SIMONE POLANEN, United States of Illuminati, Not Past It #NotPastIt #ThomasJeffersonDay #SimonePolanen
April 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
"And that paranoia about them played a role in the election of Thomas Jefferson." - SIMONE POLANEN, United States of Illuminati, Not Past It #NotPastIt #ThomasJeffersonDay #SimonePolanen
"Have you been naughty or nice?" - SIMONE POLANEN, Santa Snafu, Not Past It #NotPastIt #Santa #SimonePolanen
April 11, 2026 at 6:49 AM
"Have you been naughty or nice?" - SIMONE POLANEN, Santa Snafu, Not Past It #NotPastIt #Santa #SimonePolanen
"Turns out, this kinda harmonious vibe was contagious -- and they recruited other attendees to get on board." - SIMONE POLANEN, Woodstock 69: A Peaceful Disaster, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
March 28, 2026 at 8:25 AM
"Turns out, this kinda harmonious vibe was contagious -- and they recruited other attendees to get on board." - SIMONE POLANEN, Woodstock 69: A Peaceful Disaster, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"From the outset, parents saw Barbie not as a toy, but as a tool!" - SIMONE POLANEN, 'Come On Barbie, Let’s Go Party', Not Past It #NotPastIt #Barbie #NationalBarbieDay #SimonePolanen
March 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
"From the outset, parents saw Barbie not as a toy, but as a tool!" - SIMONE POLANEN, 'Come On Barbie, Let’s Go Party', Not Past It #NotPastIt #Barbie #NationalBarbieDay #SimonePolanen
"By 1959, Barbie was ready for the mass market!" - SIMONE POLANEN, 'Come On Barbie, Let’s Go Party', Not Past It #NotPastIt #Barbie #SimonePolanen
February 28, 2026 at 3:25 PM
"By 1959, Barbie was ready for the mass market!" - SIMONE POLANEN, 'Come On Barbie, Let’s Go Party', Not Past It #NotPastIt #Barbie #SimonePolanen
"And moments later, he's slapping handcuffs on her wrists." - SIMONE POLANEN, Zsa Zsa Slaps a Cop, Not Past It #NotPastIt #NationalHandcuffDay #SimonePolanen
February 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
"And moments later, he's slapping handcuffs on her wrists." - SIMONE POLANEN, Zsa Zsa Slaps a Cop, Not Past It #NotPastIt #NationalHandcuffDay #SimonePolanen
"You know, the famous scene of her reading the Stanford student newsletter." - TAM O'SHAUGHNESSY, Bitch, I'm an Astrophysicist, Not Past It #NotPastIt #TamOshaughnessy
February 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
"You know, the famous scene of her reading the Stanford student newsletter." - TAM O'SHAUGHNESSY, Bitch, I'm an Astrophysicist, Not Past It #NotPastIt #TamOshaughnessy
"And another thing that they sort of contribute to this ad campaign, is they create these M&M® cartoon characters." - SIMONE POLANEN, How The Green M&M Got Sexy, Not Past It #NotPastIt #NationalChocolateCandyDay #SimonePolanen
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"And another thing that they sort of contribute to this ad campaign, is they create these M&M® cartoon characters." - SIMONE POLANEN, How The Green M&M Got Sexy, Not Past It #NotPastIt #NationalChocolateCandyDay #SimonePolanen
"Remember Beanie Babies™?" - SIMONE POLANEN, Your Beanie Babies Are Worthless, Not Past It #NotPastIt #StupidToyDay #SimonePolanen
December 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"Remember Beanie Babies™?" - SIMONE POLANEN, Your Beanie Babies Are Worthless, Not Past It #NotPastIt #StupidToyDay #SimonePolanen