Spock getting a notifcation from his Ponf'r app
February 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Spock getting a notifcation from his Ponf'r app
warming up and i got a terrifying notifcation
October 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
warming up and i got a terrifying notifcation
i really like that notifcation... its like the aliens just woke up from their hibernation..
June 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i really like that notifcation... its like the aliens just woke up from their hibernation..
bluesky nitro where they add in annoying holiday sounds whenever you get a notifcation please
October 24, 2024 at 7:44 PM
bluesky nitro where they add in annoying holiday sounds whenever you get a notifcation please
thank GOD my instagram story of me saying the jollibee mascot is stacked in the back has more than *50 views.* thank u Instagram for this notifcation. thank u. thabk god.
September 25, 2026 at 6:02 PM
thank GOD my instagram story of me saying the jollibee mascot is stacked in the back has more than *50 views.* thank u Instagram for this notifcation. thank u. thabk god.
Getting your pocket caught on the door handle:
August 16, 2023 at 12:01 PM
Getting your pocket caught on the door handle:
anthony changed his text notifcation sound on his phone to the red truth sound from umineko, so now i'll just periodically hear that faintly from the other room throughout the day
April 26, 2026 at 10:02 PM
anthony changed his text notifcation sound on his phone to the red truth sound from umineko, so now i'll just periodically hear that faintly from the other room throughout the day
Conservative prosecutors under Biden said that his testimony was confused and can't be relied on, and it was a multi-week, breaking-news-push-notifcation news story.
Conservative lawyers WORKING FOR TRUMP said that his remarks are confused and can't be relied on and it won't make page A18 tomorrow
Conservative lawyers WORKING FOR TRUMP said that his remarks are confused and can't be relied on and it won't make page A18 tomorrow
NEW: Judge Boasberg grilled the Trump administration over Trump’s public claim that he could bring back migrants from El Salvador with a phone call. DOJ says Trump’s view of his own influence isn’t legally salient.
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
Judge Boasberg grills DOJ on Trump’s comments about El Salvador deportations
“Was the president telling the truth?” the judge asked.
www.politico.com
May 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Conservative prosecutors under Biden said that his testimony was confused and can't be relied on, and it was a multi-week, breaking-news-push-notifcation news story.
Conservative lawyers WORKING FOR TRUMP said that his remarks are confused and can't be relied on and it won't make page A18 tomorrow
Conservative lawyers WORKING FOR TRUMP said that his remarks are confused and can't be relied on and it won't make page A18 tomorrow
TIL bluesky's notifcation counter caps out at thirty because the number as stored as a 6-bit signed integer, which caps out at 31. This is because when the bsky devs were designing the website they didnt think that many people would use it
March 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
TIL bluesky's notifcation counter caps out at thirty because the number as stored as a 6-bit signed integer, which caps out at 31. This is because when the bsky devs were designing the website they didnt think that many people would use it
first notifcation i get as soon as i add them to bluenotify
December 6, 2024 at 2:49 AM
first notifcation i get as soon as i add them to bluenotify
WE GOT NEW YOUTUBE AND TWITCH NOTIFCATION FOR ALL TIERS (and resubs!)
HOP IN!!!!
[TTM] Twitch.tv/zyzx_
HOP IN!!!!
[TTM] Twitch.tv/zyzx_
August 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
WE GOT NEW YOUTUBE AND TWITCH NOTIFCATION FOR ALL TIERS (and resubs!)
HOP IN!!!!
[TTM] Twitch.tv/zyzx_
HOP IN!!!!
[TTM] Twitch.tv/zyzx_
So I got a notifcation I had a package at the door. I go to open it, no package, but a little lizard runs into my home! hahah
We had to coral the little guy and herd it out the door.
This is what passes for excitement here. :)
We had to coral the little guy and herd it out the door.
This is what passes for excitement here. :)
September 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
So I got a notifcation I had a package at the door. I go to open it, no package, but a little lizard runs into my home! hahah
We had to coral the little guy and herd it out the door.
This is what passes for excitement here. :)
We had to coral the little guy and herd it out the door.
This is what passes for excitement here. :)
literally my discord entrance notifcation
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
literally my discord entrance notifcation
Got the notifcation...be ready yall for some remodeling in the cafe
March 28, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Got the notifcation...be ready yall for some remodeling in the cafe
Hello if you're getting my "this guy followed you" notifcation lol; It's really me! Making this account just so I can have a little place to occasionally talk personal stuff outside of the brand account and #his website blech
May 2, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Hello if you're getting my "this guy followed you" notifcation lol; It's really me! Making this account just so I can have a little place to occasionally talk personal stuff outside of the brand account and #his website blech
Discord must really be feeling pressure to recoup lost nitro revenue if they're resorting to ever-so-slightly improving the service
September 29, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Discord must really be feeling pressure to recoup lost nitro revenue if they're resorting to ever-so-slightly improving the service
what did notepad mean by this
March 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
what did notepad mean by this
LIKED SUBSCRIBED HIT THE NOTIFCATION BELL SHARED RETWEET REBLOG UPVOTE ADDED TO MY PLAYLIST DOWNLOADED PRINTED PUTTING IT IN A PROJECTOR ON MY FRONT LAWN
March 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
LIKED SUBSCRIBED HIT THE NOTIFCATION BELL SHARED RETWEET REBLOG UPVOTE ADDED TO MY PLAYLIST DOWNLOADED PRINTED PUTTING IT IN A PROJECTOR ON MY FRONT LAWN
Me when its my day off an I hear a notifcation on my phone
April 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Me when its my day off an I hear a notifcation on my phone
"Oh neat a notification that says I'm the center of attention!"
<Actually process notifcation>
"Oh, that's attention: you are in the center of a flood warning"
<Actually process notifcation>
"Oh, that's attention: you are in the center of a flood warning"
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
"Oh neat a notification that says I'm the center of attention!"
<Actually process notifcation>
"Oh, that's attention: you are in the center of a flood warning"
<Actually process notifcation>
"Oh, that's attention: you are in the center of a flood warning"
when youre in your broke friends car and he gets an uber notifcation
June 6, 2026 at 6:32 AM
when youre in your broke friends car and he gets an uber notifcation
most awkward shit in the world is seeing the notification "followed by [so and so]" then like a week later seeing the exact same follow notifcation
April 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
most awkward shit in the world is seeing the notification "followed by [so and so]" then like a week later seeing the exact same follow notifcation