#Notintendedtobeafactualstatement
Jon Kyl died when he stuck his penis in a lightbulb socket.

#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
September 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
This is little known but as I watch Tim Walz (D-MN) speak in front of a Wisconsin crowd I am reminded that the annual Badgers-Golden Gophers rivalry game is played entirely underground.

#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
August 7, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Apply the 86 proof medication of your choice. Repeat as needed.

#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
November 2, 2023 at 9:02 PM
I'm loving the stuff coming up on the #Notintendedtobeafactualstatement hashtag. Thanks, @StephenAtHome
November 17, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I have won a Pulitzer Prize. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement @SenJonKyl
December 24, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Jon Kyl has used 90% of the American flags he owns as curtains in his college dorm room #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement @SenJonKyl
December 24, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Jon Kyl believes 90% of the women he meets will give him cooties. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement #WellMaybe @SenJonKyl
December 24, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Jon Kyl thinks 90% of apple pies should be made from French apples #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement @SenJonKyl
December 24, 2024 at 6:22 PM
90% of Americans want @SenJonKyl to be driven off in a small clown car filled w/ flatulent clowns. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement #Maybe
December 24, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Jon Kyl maces all zoo animals not protected by glass. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
November 19, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Jon Kyl's birthname? John Kyle. He changed it after offing his 1st grade teacher and framing John Gotti. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
November 19, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Planned Parenthood reports that Jon Kyl spends 90% of his day on the toilet reading Mad Magazine. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
November 19, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Jon Kyl is proud of his diphthong and tried to buy another during his last oil change. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
November 19, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Jon Kyl played the theramin on Steve Martin's "King Tut" demos. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
November 19, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Jon Kyl breeds salamanders for the cosmetic industry. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
November 19, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Jon Kyl dropped the "e" from his last name to hide relationship to Gomer Pyle. #notintendedtobeafactualstatement
February 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
@KeithOlbermann ...so what you're saying is that's #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement? Darn. #countdown #11pmRerunDanceParty
December 2, 2024 at 7:00 PM
@CherylMorgan Figured if I was going to play the Ugly American stereotype, I'd go all the way. ;-) #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
December 1, 2024 at 11:43 AM
John Kyl flagrantly rebroadcasts NFL Football without the expressed, written permission of NFL Football #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
November 22, 2024 at 1:43 PM
GOP Senator Kyl: Preliminary Agreements Reached In Debt Talks http://huff.to/kdZIKM #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
March 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Ron paul apparently very upset he's pink on the cnn map #notintendedtobeafactualstatement
December 4, 2024 at 4:21 PM
John Kyl was seen this morning clubbing baby seals with endangered tiger cubs. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
December 1, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Jon Kyl stole King Tut's penis. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
December 5, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Too bad for Jon Jyl he can't erase all the Youtube vids of him lying, or the #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement hilarity.
December 5, 2024 at 11:34 AM