BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
We're not the cause of the food crisis you numpty
It might make you feel good to say that but you won’t sell that to the people. 70% of UK voters think immigration at present is too much, including many who actively opposed racism & celebrated UK’s changing self image through decades of post WWII mass immigration.
We have a food crisis looming.
We have a food crisis looming.
October 5, 2026 at 7:22 AM
We're not the cause of the food crisis you numpty
That's Croydon, you numpty
October 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
That's Croydon, you numpty
crying wolf doesnt apply when there is an actual fucking wolf you numpty
Q: Was there any discussion to evacuate before it was too late?
RICE: What we don't want to do is cry wolf
RICE: What we don't want to do is cry wolf
July 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
crying wolf doesnt apply when there is an actual fucking wolf you numpty
Look at this absolute numpty
Napping on our garage roof
Napping on our garage roof
July 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Look at this absolute numpty
Napping on our garage roof
Napping on our garage roof
Excuse me…but when the large, Orange Numpty is heaping praise on you…you’re DEFINITELY doing something wrong.
March 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Excuse me…but when the large, Orange Numpty is heaping praise on you…you’re DEFINITELY doing something wrong.
What a numpty she is!🤦♀️
October 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
What a numpty she is!🤦♀️
THEN WHY WOULD HE INVITE BANNON ON YOU NUMPTY
March 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
THEN WHY WOULD HE INVITE BANNON ON YOU NUMPTY
If you're sitting at a cabinet table and you can't name the numpty, it's you. You're the numpty
"The question I keep saying is, I don't need some yahoo or numpty from some other party around that (Cabinet) table."
Luxon says he will call referendum on MMP if returned to power
newsroom.co.nz
August 6, 2026 at 6:19 AM
If you're sitting at a cabinet table and you can't name the numpty, it's you. You're the numpty
If you still believe in crypto you're a proper numpty.
December 5, 2024 at 9:48 AM
If you still believe in crypto you're a proper numpty.
“Numpty!”
BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
November 27, 2024 at 5:41 PM
“Numpty!”
That is literally the only way voting has *ever worked* you utter numpty.
June 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That is literally the only way voting has *ever worked* you utter numpty.
Literally mob talk. But cloddish mob talk. When this is over, Homan will look like the numpty he so obviously is
They’re altering the deal, Mister Mayor. Pray they don’t alter it further.
February 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Literally mob talk. But cloddish mob talk. When this is over, Homan will look like the numpty he so obviously is
I mean seriously, look at the numpty cocksucker with his cigar.
January 6, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I mean seriously, look at the numpty cocksucker with his cigar.
I rest my case. Numpty.
September 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I rest my case. Numpty.
Don't work on a Sunday night! Numpty.
October 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Don't work on a Sunday night! Numpty.
So, Liverpool was fun….
September 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
So, Liverpool was fun….
"numpty knobs" ™ 2026 @benschwartz.bsky.social
September 30, 2026 at 11:07 PM
"numpty knobs" ™ 2026 @benschwartz.bsky.social
Numpty Dumpty sat on a fence
Numpty Dumpty couldn't make sense
The media coaches
Both casual and formal
Couldn't make Numpty
Just talk bloody normal
Numpty Dumpty couldn't make sense
The media coaches
Both casual and formal
Couldn't make Numpty
Just talk bloody normal
August 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Numpty Dumpty sat on a fence
Numpty Dumpty couldn't make sense
The media coaches
Both casual and formal
Couldn't make Numpty
Just talk bloody normal
Numpty Dumpty couldn't make sense
The media coaches
Both casual and formal
Couldn't make Numpty
Just talk bloody normal
Right wing numpty desperate for attention tries to be controversial by walking through London with a flag and is disappointed to find that nobody gives a shit.
May 4, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Right wing numpty desperate for attention tries to be controversial by walking through London with a flag and is disappointed to find that nobody gives a shit.
Oh Numpty Grammar School Captain #AnusMcAnus has another bright idea. #Cajanus #Auspol #NoDickheads.
“Tourists to Australia would have social media accounts vetted under Trumpian Coalition plan.”
Angus Taylor does not seem to realise how much ordinary Aussies hate that America is doing this. What a daft idea. Good job he’s only in opposition.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Angus Taylor does not seem to realise how much ordinary Aussies hate that America is doing this. What a daft idea. Good job he’s only in opposition.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Tourists to Australia would have social media accounts vetted under Trumpian Coalition plan
In hardline rhetoric, opposition leader Angus Taylor also says ‘many’ prospective migrants would be a ‘net drain’ on the country
www.theguardian.com
April 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Oh Numpty Grammar School Captain #AnusMcAnus has another bright idea. #Cajanus #Auspol #NoDickheads.
A statue of the orange numpty
January 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A statue of the orange numpty
WHAT WAR? The fat orange numpty who is the poster child for the word hyperbole, should be impeached as soon as humanly possible
April 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
WHAT WAR? The fat orange numpty who is the poster child for the word hyperbole, should be impeached as soon as humanly possible