The Forbidden Nutribullet
November 10, 2024 at 1:08 AM
The Forbidden Nutribullet
This show is great, even just for seeing Kiera Knightly tell a guy she’ll put him through her NutriBullet
Random TV rec: Watched 3 eps of the spy show BLACK DOVES on Netflix this weekend and absolutely loved it. A little goofy plot-wise but tremendously entertaining. Have been a Ben Whishaw fan since BRIGHT STAR (my favorite Campion film) and he’s just terrific.
December 27, 2024 at 7:40 PM
This show is great, even just for seeing Kiera Knightly tell a guy she’ll put him through her NutriBullet
Potential Investor: There's no way to market a kitchen appliance that'll make men not feel emasculated.
Inventor of the NutriBullet: <clears throat>
Inventor of the NutriBullet: <clears throat>
October 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Potential Investor: There's no way to market a kitchen appliance that'll make men not feel emasculated.
Inventor of the NutriBullet: <clears throat>
Inventor of the NutriBullet: <clears throat>
tonight’s culinary experiment: attempting roasted garlic hummus in the NutriBullet.
result: omg it fucking slaps🤤
result: omg it fucking slaps🤤
September 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
tonight’s culinary experiment: attempting roasted garlic hummus in the NutriBullet.
result: omg it fucking slaps🤤
result: omg it fucking slaps🤤
Depleted Nutribullet
October 12, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Depleted Nutribullet
Got a nutribullet from my bf as an early bday gift. I’m about to up my calories and make some gains…I hope.
April 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Got a nutribullet from my bf as an early bday gift. I’m about to up my calories and make some gains…I hope.
he is *not* happy with how loud the nutribullet is
February 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
he is *not* happy with how loud the nutribullet is
because they have a nutribullet sponsorship
August 21, 2024 at 2:30 AM
because they have a nutribullet sponsorship
mad with power from the new nutribullet
January 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
mad with power from the new nutribullet
I bought a NutriBullet to give my health a kickstart by making fresh juices & smoothies. But today I’ve decided to make vodka margaritas instead 😈🍸
January 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I bought a NutriBullet to give my health a kickstart by making fresh juices & smoothies. But today I’ve decided to make vodka margaritas instead 😈🍸
Oh yeah she'll nutribullet the left to red chutney I'm sure
September 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oh yeah she'll nutribullet the left to red chutney I'm sure
measuring my ass to see if a nutribullet will fit
February 8, 2024 at 10:04 PM
measuring my ass to see if a nutribullet will fit
My parents got me a fancy nutribullet blender as a housewarming gift and I fucking love it 🥺
May 27, 2026 at 11:34 PM
My parents got me a fancy nutribullet blender as a housewarming gift and I fucking love it 🥺
Nutribullet such a funny name. ’nutritional assault rifle’ was taken, so,
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Nutribullet such a funny name. ’nutritional assault rifle’ was taken, so,
I would rather suffer prolapsed hemorrhoids into a nutribullet.
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November 14, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I would rather suffer prolapsed hemorrhoids into a nutribullet.
a man really struggling to take the L on "Kemi Badenoch would Nutribullet Keir Starmer's leadership in 5 minutes"
December 13, 2024 at 2:24 PM
a man really struggling to take the L on "Kemi Badenoch would Nutribullet Keir Starmer's leadership in 5 minutes"
Oh dear, made a mess with my new NutriBullet 😅
December 30, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Oh dear, made a mess with my new NutriBullet 😅
Whizz into mush. They reduce ridiculously.
March 22, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Whizz into mush. They reduce ridiculously.
I just set a Nutribullet on fire I feel the fitness
March 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I just set a Nutribullet on fire I feel the fitness
I remember the year I got a Nutribullet for Christmas and I spent a week blending ice-cream and bars from selection boxes into delicious milkshakes
December 29, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I remember the year I got a Nutribullet for Christmas and I spent a week blending ice-cream and bars from selection boxes into delicious milkshakes
Jake Paul on Christmas Day, putting his turkey in a Nutribullet.
December 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Jake Paul on Christmas Day, putting his turkey in a Nutribullet.
WE NEED A REAL ENGINE. I’M SICK OF THIS NUTRIBULLET POWERED CAR!
September 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
WE NEED A REAL ENGINE. I’M SICK OF THIS NUTRIBULLET POWERED CAR!
Channeling my spicy emotions into spicy Libyan hareesa production.
June 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Channeling my spicy emotions into spicy Libyan hareesa production.