One day we will wake up to his obituary.
February 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
One day we will wake up to his obituary.
This will be Bluesky when we get that special obituary.
July 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
This will be Bluesky when we get that special obituary.
Awaiting the Big, Beautiful Obituary.
June 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Awaiting the Big, Beautiful Obituary.
I’m gonna get his obituary framed.
July 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m gonna get his obituary framed.
The headline for Greg Abbott’s obituary will just be “Christ, What an Asshole”
These people are cruel and ruthless. They don't care at all about our children or our country.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Texas governor threatens to pull children’s hospital funding over doctor’s viral post
Texas hospitals that take Medicaid must ask patients if they’re US citizens
www.independent.co.uk
November 30, 2024 at 2:32 PM
The headline for Greg Abbott’s obituary will just be “Christ, What an Asshole”
Remember when Hillary coughed and the media were practically writing her obituary?
August 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Remember when Hillary coughed and the media were practically writing her obituary?
In the interest of balance, the LA Times will publish a respectful obituary for Jimmy Carter alongside a counterpoint right-wing obituary that derides him as a low-T beta cuck.
by Patrick Soon-Shiong
by Patrick Soon-Shiong
December 29, 2024 at 10:51 PM
In the interest of balance, the LA Times will publish a respectful obituary for Jimmy Carter alongside a counterpoint right-wing obituary that derides him as a low-T beta cuck.
by Patrick Soon-Shiong
by Patrick Soon-Shiong
Someone should write an obituary for the Hatch Act.
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Someone should write an obituary for the Hatch Act.
Every day I wake up looking for that one special obituary and every day I'm disappointed.
September 6, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Every day I wake up looking for that one special obituary and every day I'm disappointed.
Holy hell, what an obituary
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Holy hell, what an obituary
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 AM
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
a lovely obituary but this in particular really got me
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
a lovely obituary but this in particular really got me
I can’t wait for the Big Beautiful Obituary
August 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I can’t wait for the Big Beautiful Obituary
Just waiting on the obituary…
March 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Just waiting on the obituary…
When the Big Beautiful Obituary happens and there's party across the land, the GOP will try to shame us.
Talk to the hand. ✋
Talk to the hand. ✋
August 11, 2026 at 12:11 PM
When the Big Beautiful Obituary happens and there's party across the land, the GOP will try to shame us.
Talk to the hand. ✋
Talk to the hand. ✋
Jimmy Carter outlived one of his obituary writers:
December 29, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Jimmy Carter outlived one of his obituary writers:
He’d put the ‘bitch’ in ‘obituary’
August 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
He’d put the ‘bitch’ in ‘obituary’
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
oh and before i forget here's a link to his obituary in the signpost (wikipedia's editor-run newsletter) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
Wikipedia:Wikipedia Signpost/2026-09-16/Obituary - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
oh and before i forget here's a link to his obituary in the signpost (wikipedia's editor-run newsletter) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
this seems like standard NYT stuff until you realize it’s in an *obituary*
jesus tapdancing christ dude. jesus, mary, and chain what are they doing over there
June 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
this seems like standard NYT stuff until you realize it’s in an *obituary*
Pre-writing a Trump obituary as a coping mechanism.
November 6, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Pre-writing a Trump obituary as a coping mechanism.
Your weekly reminder that one day you will wake up to his obituary.
February 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Your weekly reminder that one day you will wake up to his obituary.
Still waiting for the obituary of the century.
August 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Still waiting for the obituary of the century.
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology www.nature.com/articles/d41...