Happy Hallowmas to all who observe
October 31, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Happy Hallowmas to all who observe
happy 14th anniversary to all who observe
February 26, 2026 at 9:59 PM
happy 14th anniversary to all who observe
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
September 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool theonion.com/biologi...
August 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool theonion.com/biologi...
Went to observe the local Tesla Takedown protest and can report the vibes were genuinely exuberant.
March 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Went to observe the local Tesla Takedown protest and can report the vibes were genuinely exuberant.
Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool https://theonion.com/biologists-observe-geese-eating-tool/
July 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool https://theonion.com/biologists-observe-geese-eating-tool/
New beginnings. Renewal. Triumph over grief. Life.
A Happy Easter, to all who observe.
A Happy Easter, to all who observe.
April 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
New beginnings. Renewal. Triumph over grief. Life.
A Happy Easter, to all who observe.
A Happy Easter, to all who observe.
HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE TO ALL WHO OBSERVE!
(Happy summer solstice to the rest of you.)
(Happy summer solstice to the rest of you.)
December 21, 2024 at 3:00 PM
HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE TO ALL WHO OBSERVE!
(Happy summer solstice to the rest of you.)
(Happy summer solstice to the rest of you.)
Mai Shiranui for those who observe
January 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Mai Shiranui for those who observe
"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
May 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.
Observe: Slow moshuns
April 24, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Observe: Slow moshuns
Journalists observe this on a daily basis, and not one of them asks the question: “Why.”
September 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Journalists observe this on a daily basis, and not one of them asks the question: “Why.”
Wishing those who observe a peaceful, joyous, and meaningful Passover.
April 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wishing those who observe a peaceful, joyous, and meaningful Passover.
observe it, don’t absorb it
observe it, don’t absorb it
observe it, don’t absorb it
observe it, don’t absorb it
observe it, don’t absorb it
observe it, don’t absorb it
observe it, don’t absorb it
February 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
observe it, don’t absorb it
observe it, don’t absorb it
observe it, don’t absorb it
observe it, don’t absorb it
observe it, don’t absorb it
observe it, don’t absorb it
observe it, don’t absorb it
Happy Longest Night to all who observe
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Happy Longest Night to all who observe
Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.
February 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.
Happy Holidays from Jax, who doesn’t observe any holidays.
December 23, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Happy Holidays from Jax, who doesn’t observe any holidays.
Please observe this particularly photogenic fops.
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Please observe this particularly photogenic fops.