if you're still offline, stay offline
May 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
if you're still offline, stay offline
Offline is the new luxury
May 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Offline is the new luxury
The USAID website is offline. www.usaid.gov
www.usaid.gov
February 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The USAID website is offline. www.usaid.gov
Huh. Twitter is down.
Didn't go offline much when I was there. Weird.
Didn't go offline much when I was there. Weird.
March 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Huh. Twitter is down.
Didn't go offline much when I was there. Weird.
Didn't go offline much when I was there. Weird.
Offline is the new luxury
Art by Juan Brufal
Art by Juan Brufal
May 23, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Offline is the new luxury
Art by Juan Brufal
Art by Juan Brufal
A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.
October 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.
Offline Man, Offline Man
Has opinions about Smartphone Ban
Would it be hard? He says it'd be hard
Offline Man
Has opinions about Smartphone Ban
Would it be hard? He says it'd be hard
Offline Man
Offline man says smartphone ban would be difficult
Offline man says smartphone ban would be difficult
Luke Young left social media completely at 18 and says a smartphone ban
would be difficult.
www.bbc.com
March 25, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Offline Man, Offline Man
Has opinions about Smartphone Ban
Would it be hard? He says it'd be hard
Offline Man
Has opinions about Smartphone Ban
Would it be hard? He says it'd be hard
Offline Man
Been offline for a bit — has Mike Lee resigned yet?
June 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Been offline for a bit — has Mike Lee resigned yet?
Offline troubleshooting
September 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Offline troubleshooting
America Offline
August 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
America Offline
Watched 70 episodes of Skibidi Toilet tonight. I'm taking a few days offline now
December 19, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Watched 70 episodes of Skibidi Toilet tonight. I'm taking a few days offline now
have been offline am i the speaker now?
January 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
have been offline am i the speaker now?
Nothing you tell an offline partner about life online ever makes them regret their decision to stay offline
my wife: “what are you posting about now?”
me: “the racist trolley problem”
my wife: “the what?!”
me: *reads the prompt as explanation*
my wife: *the most confused and disgusted face I’ve ever seen her make*
I think she feels good about her decision to remain Offline
me: “the racist trolley problem”
my wife: “the what?!”
me: *reads the prompt as explanation*
my wife: *the most confused and disgusted face I’ve ever seen her make*
I think she feels good about her decision to remain Offline
November 26, 2023 at 6:04 AM
Nothing you tell an offline partner about life online ever makes them regret their decision to stay offline
a new life awaits you in the offline colonies
July 13, 2024 at 10:46 AM
a new life awaits you in the offline colonies
I genuinely affirmatively think that it is now a democratic imperative to spend as much time as you can offline. Read more offline. Socialise more offline. Discuss media you consume with other people offline. Out there is a real world full of people looking for real human connection - seize it
Reading a bunch of books this year has really solidified for me how awful the internet is in comparison nowadays. Obviously in terms of general hostility but more generally in terms of lack of depth, insight, reading comprehension, base of knowledge, etc
December 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I genuinely affirmatively think that it is now a democratic imperative to spend as much time as you can offline. Read more offline. Socialise more offline. Discuss media you consume with other people offline. Out there is a real world full of people looking for real human connection - seize it
It's time for better offline
April 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's time for better offline
tired: tiktok is offline
wired: all of the federal websites explaining climate change are offline
wired: all of the federal websites explaining climate change are offline
January 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
tired: tiktok is offline
wired: all of the federal websites explaining climate change are offline
wired: all of the federal websites explaining climate change are offline
It's time for Better Offline
March 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
It's time for Better Offline
Seems I'm learning more when I'm offline.
January 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Seems I'm learning more when I'm offline.